🚨 MINNEAPOLIS: ICE at Powderhorn/Central area, Lake St. east of 35W, grabbing people from bus stops, gas stations. Confirmed by MIRAC.

ofmd but it’s only stede in distress

Now that I've committed to getting a scene from one of my fics drawn, I'm blanking on what to pick! Little help? Anyone have a favorite scene they'd like to see?

I'll do my best. 🫡

People who shoot off guns and fireworks at midnight deserve a kick in the taint. Happy 2026.

I made himb into a poster #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Me: "I'm trying to make Wrecksea (my D&D character) things I'd like to be; sweet, adorable-" Partner: "You're both those things!" Me: "-patient." Partner: "Okay, that one makes sense."

Pizza Penis Pussy

Here's my #ForLove,Actually fic! Gentlebeard meet-cute on a film set! archiveofourown.org/collections/...

IDK, both of mine are overflowing.

IRL people? Bluesky, I would rather eat my own face. They can never know what a pervert I am.

CW: (a small amount of) blood Snede seems to be a bleeder. Which checks out.

I TOLD YOU I WOULD

39, babes.

A lesbian-protagonist sci-fi show is the most-watched Apple TV+ series of all time. A gay hockey romance is #1 on HBO Max. And a gay detective movie is #1 on Netflix. 🏳️‍🌈 Sounds like the woke and ghey stuff has an audience. #ourflagmeansdeath season 3 lets go.

My dudes (gender neutral), I put my heart, soul, and pussy (also gender neutral) into this. Truly a labor of love.

Was that a Freemanji frame?! I'm obsessed. 😍

I need a locket with this face in it. 😍

We're sharing sneak peeks of our frames? 👀 How about the first pic I took of mine when it was a WIP?

I'm seriously geeking out right now. 😀

I just remembered this one 🥹 taika and rhys talking about working together with some extra bts from season 1 🥰 #ofmdbts

HELP

Recurring Slagathor fic things: Puns. Inside jokes that only @bearygoosey.bsky.social and I would find funny. Ellipses. Missionary. 🤣🤷🏻‍♂️

One holiday ornament, two Davids. Jenkins (left), Zazlav (right, obvs).

how does it feel… to be in love 🥹

I stand by it.

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

A million billion years ago, @stedebt.bsky.social won a commission from me for the #OurFlagMeansPride event. Here it is, at last! Butterflies, rated E. archiveofourown.org/works/75131096

Done, now you…

IT'S TIIIIME Who's ready for #OFMDJanAU??? This'll be our FOURTH JANAU?? #ofmdfic Same rules as always: post on or after the day, quote skeet the daily post with new stuff, reply to the daily post with recs!! PROMPTS BELOW:

The only pre-canon ofmd meme I need:

Found this at a thrift store. It's not my usual style, but it's so OFMD coded that I had to get it. I choose to believe it's referring to season 3.

Depression, it'd be cool if you could just fuck the fuck off, I have a fic to write. 🙄

🔥 Bound by wild desire, I fell into a ring of fire 🔥 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard

The leap my little heart did when I read "everyone's favorite gentleman is back." 🙃 Rhys, you tease.

Thank you to all the OFMD fanfic writers out there keeping our crew alive and giving us content while we’re in the gravy basket.

It is LITERALLY @citrussyndicate.bsky.social and @tightenupmate.bsky.social's sexy Santa Stede!

Ed is so blushy!!!

@cannibalxing.bsky.social I love them!

mhm mhm

Oh, I love him. 😍

DO HARM TO YOUR ENEMIES; TREAT YOURSELF WITH KINDNESS!

My first gentlebeard video edit because I love these two so much, and I'm still obsessed with the fact that they found each other, against all odds 💜 Up in all my platforms! #OFMD #OFMDedit

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Watching the OFMD Pilot (again) and Stede's giving me cuteness aggression. I love this gay bitch SO MUCH and just want to