At @midwestpiratecamp.bsky.social's outing at the arboretum. Spectra wants us to remember that not everything has to be quick (she might not be talking about S3, but you don't know that she isn't).

Facebook makes me so angry, but where else can I call someone a dusty old snatch in the comments of a local news station?

Today marks ten human years of marriage to @bearygoosey.bsky.social! To paraphrase a wise woman, you're not just my partner, or my number one fuckbuddy, but you're also my best friend. Here's to another decade of being lawfully wedded dorks. 🐻💜🪿

Should have happened long ago! #FireDavidZaslav

@bearygoosey.bsky.social I've called you a Stede Bonnet-ass MF so often that predictive text has caught on.

@bearygoosey.bsky.social is playing the Pirate Yakuza game and I feel like they should defer to my experience in this area.

This is Noodle. Blink and you'll miss her. And even if you see her, you'll probably still miss the cat. 13/10

I applaud the kids behavior, and think 'curse' words should be destigmatized, but that's just me personally.

Origami Black Hole xkcd.com/3033

It’s hilarious that for years right-wingers thought that Disney was some far-left cult or whatever culture war nonsense they were peddling. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

I love this!

Rewatching Calypso's Birthday, and only just noticed one of Low's crew says, "you're a wanker, bro!"

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

He's a Ki-oui.

Hello to all my new followers! If you like what I do, there's a great chance that you also love these comic book YouTubers and TikTokers. 👍 go.bsky.app/HFfRH9H

Just remember that if you were shot in New York, nobody would care, especially not to the same extent as that CEO. This country is not built for average citizens.

I care *infinitely* more about the quality of the TP and washing/drying situation than I ever could be for the gender of some other person!

Related, I am disappointed this proposal went nowhere. The time for Change has come: github.com/Crissov/unic...

green arrow is the only real one

But what if we tried MORE power? Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with Minute Earth! youtu.be/jgafb8G7i4o

H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy

Book Podcasts xkcd.com/2834

We adopted Buffy the Hampire slayer from Bright Horizon hamster rescue and I’ve donated Only Hams stickers and other art to their Redbubble! All profits go back to the rescue! www.redbubble.com/people/Brigh...

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

If someone using neopronouns is keeping you up at night, you're not a brave truthteller--you're just an easy mark. There are more practicing nudists than people using "it" pronouns, so if you're looking for political issues to care about I strongly recommend logging off.

the thing about adhd is that you will be like, right, this is what i want to do, and these are the steps to doing it, and that is the kind of life i want to lead! :) and then you will simply not fucking do that

cishet sounds like the name of a pharaoh that would haunt courage the cowardly dog

Oh hello.