To my American moots: If you would leisurely tell someone where you are from- would you ever just say „Dakota“ or „Carolina“ or do you automatically add the „North/South“? What’s more common?

izzy hands

"Izzy Hands schläft mit großen Monstern", meine deutsche Kurzgeschichtensammlung über einvernehmlichen Monster-Kuschel-Sex im OFMD Fandom, bald nur hier erhältlich

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Ok no Idea who Ed is tho

Let’s go on an ADveNtUrE!!

*angry sounding gibberish*

Frida to show @lacunafish.bsky.social shes real!

Please explain to me why my non-verbal client at work has a speech computer with a voice sounding like the windows 95 microsoft sam text-to-speech output and at the same time AI narrators have dozens of different, articulated voices to choose from. What the fuck are we even doing.

After weeks of getting ones ears violated, Obamas speech felt like a all inclusive rehab weekend.

Congrats NY! You are one of the real ones ✨️

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BEAUTY so ready to fully plunge into this fic ✨

Im sad. I am scrolling for 20 mins and can’t find the post about the Yoga Lady eating bread being defined as Jack behavior. HELP

🫀🪡 - for @daverubric.bsky.social

Hades2 is consuming me my eyeballs are sand

It’s so good to look around and people are still posting the pirates.

Izzy’s hole - part 1

Saw him at the zoo in Amsterdam. Had CJ vibes.

@oemuff.bsky.social Der perfekte, hohlste Hund.

another day another dog talking 🐕 come listen as i yap about little sailor izzy before reading "in the garden" by @sensationseekng.bsky.social and almost crying [ #creaturetongue #creaturetube #edizzy #edward #izzy #fanfiction #podfic #ofmd ]

@notthewriter.bsky.social fanfic resonated 🙏

Everyone, this is the most adorable (and factually correct) fic I read in ages! All the pups, Izzy and sooo much Baaaz 🥹❤️ I'm blown away

Feel like I got to make like 5 different versions of this

I can’t decide, is it Izzy walking in on Ed and Jack or Stede walking in on Ed and Izzy or Izzy walking in on Stede and Ed? .

This is what happens when Danil skips parts of the town in the Patho3 demo #pathologic3 #danildankovski #artemyburakh

Been obsessed with Taskmaster ever since I learned Greg was a teacher #taskmaster @taskmaster.tv @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social @alexhorne.bsky.social

Misophonia, Dankovsky? Pathologic my old friendo 🥺 #pathologic2 #danildankovsky #artemyburakh

My darling sunshine

Just a smol reminder that this is Izzy hands in his ultimate form

They never left the place their car broke down

Does it feel like there is more going on around here lately? Not that I would know 🤷‍♂️

The perfect place to see the love of you life When you are sitting in gator shit Thank you for the Gator name @sir-bear-g.bsky.social So many incredible names but I just couldn’t stop thinking of Gurt 🥺

I need a name for Jacks' second gator. Bethy and.....?

Shower after wrestling in the gator pit

In the few moons he had known Blackmane, Gentlestar had learned more than he had in his entire previous life😳😏 #OFMDfanart #OurClawsMeanDeath

they wear fine fins well #ofmd #ofmdfanart

izzy as Pokémon!

Bethy is a really good gal deep down

Gator King Stede needs to be Carole Baskin

Constantly thinking about Jack Gator King But I think Ed would act more like Joe exotic….

Calico Jack has a lifetime supply of these

He has a gator zoo that’s build into his backyard. Just saying @waywardaf.bsky.social

Watched Adolescence. I miss the EdIzzy fucked up Era. Izzy believes Stede is the 20%…

so true

*slobber smooch slurp* HOW ARE U SO PERFECT

you can use it as phone screen