I am trying to write fan fic, I want to write fan fic But alas I am so sleepy and the eppy is winning

Does anyone remember who came up w the Izzy Pussy Bingo 2023 that haf a sweet & spicy version? Sweet card included role play, vaginisms, body hair/shaving, face sitting, scent kink, Spicy version included CNC, ritual, free use, fisting, wax play Would love to be able to credit them

Me: time to write some porn Email from uni: u didn't pass one of ur assessments so you have to do it again (this is ur last attempt) or you have to repeat the whole unit, yeah the really big one w 4 assignments & a class that takes the whole day, yeah Fingers crossed I got it right this time

The weather: I'm better today!!! Me: continues on the yard The sun: ok so you know how one of your worst meltdown triggers is heat? Well ☀️ Me: 🥵 but still manages to do a decent amount of work

Depressive scifi media where the AI destroys humanity: humans have not made anything that wasn't used for war Me: what about the humble loom?!?!!?!?!

I should not be surprised that this won. Y'all are healthens!!! 🤣 This fic idea came from the 2023 Izzy Pussy Bingo, the sweet version if anyone remembers who came up with that please let me know so I can tag them. I hope y'all won't be upset or feel lied to cuz it's roleplay

sure bsky, i'll just add these to all my kinktober fills next month, shall i? 😇

Please go into the comments & like the fic title u want to see!!!! Right now there is 1 vote. Bluesky be like: I'll censor all of u but also u can't have pols even tho everyone else has them!

Me: i want to finish mowing the lawn The universe remembering how I succeeded with all the things it threw at me last time: it's so wet that it might have killed ur mower. Ur mower might be dead now. Me: oh jesus fuckin christ

"What u write is what u want to happen" Me, an erotica writer who's so asexual/aromantic that I won't even kiss a person, writing, reading, & thinking about some fucked up shit: u what now????

In spite of bluesky's new censorship, I'm thinking I should pause on the Izzy whump for a hot sec to write some erotica. Your choice: Izzy & the 13 Dwarves Adventures in cockwarming Unnamed Izzy in a glass box with tentacles featuring mpreg & eggs Or The prettiest omega at the orgy Vote now!

Fuck censorship Reminder that I post a ton of explicit fics & i might take a pause on my Izzy Whump to write more & post some here as well!!!! We're putting Izzy Hands in situations!!!! archiveofourown.org/users/Iamnot...

This post is for the #blueskymoderators: every fictional character I've ever put in a situation consented to be in those situations. Even the ones that seem non-consentual, because they're fictional. Fiction harms no one, & no one is forced or tricked to act by any work of fiction.

Modern Ed dressing up as Hatsune Miku Do u see the vision?

One day I will have heart shaped glasses but until then these look p good

this is the Favourite by Omar Rayyer Imagine this but Edizzy

I should embroider this on a throw cushion lol

Reminder that JKR's stances are misogynistic They will result in the deaths of women

Me: posts 2nd chapter of a fic My brain: we should delete it & write it again

I've written another chapter of my Izzy whump!!!! U want a fic about Izzy being taken advantage of by older men in his youth & Ed & Stede trying to help him heal? This is your fic! Next chapter is planned to go into the juicy details! Feedback welcome archiveofourown.org/works/700544...

Had a dream last night that William DeFoe was slightly pathetic & in love & I think more old male actors should be forlorn & slightly wet. They're so good when they are.

Imagine: Izzys stress response is to throw up & hes always so stressed

Imagine: Free Use Izzy but only when he's wearing a specific green, silk neck-chief Stede bought for him. Stede is going to need to get a new one with how often this one is being pulled

A lot of things suck rn but I found some copies if David Suchet's Hercule Poirot TV show & I'm watching them while doing my fuckin school work & it's actually v comforting. I understand why people tell Poirot everything when he asks, look at his lil face, why wouldn't u tell him?

If you have a breakdown over something, stop crying, do the work you needed to do, & then about halfway though begin crying about the same thing: Is this counted as 1 breakdown cuz it's over 1 thing on 1 day? Or is it 2 breakdowns because they happened at least an hour apart?

I'm in prime "I need a lil treat" energy I have to go to kmart The Halloween stuff is out and it's actually cute!!!! No!!!!! I'm not allowed go buy anything!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 (I was so brave & strong & I didn't get anything not even a cute plushie just what I needed & that's it)

My tummy hurts & I'm mad at a lot more than just the government

It took me like 2 extra hours but ⅔ of the mowing has been done. At least the 1st round cuz the grass was so long. 1st round will be finished Friday & then 2nd round will be next week cuz I need the garden waste bin to be empty & I already filled it earlier 🙃 Please congratulate me

There was a fuckin detour on the way to my parents that added like another 15-20 minutes!!!! Sure it took me through some beautiful scenery & I enjoyed it But I'm just trying to mow my fuckin lawn!!! 🤣 Now I'm hungry & annoyed

Mowed for less than 10 minutes Cord not long enough Now going to drive 25 mins to my parents to get one of theirs cuz I know they have a 3m one

WHY ARE MY HANDS STICKY!?!?!?!?

Adhd & life problems: I want to mow the lawn today. Ok i also need to do my laundry so I'll do that first. Now let's get the mower. Oh idk where the extension cord is I found one I accidentally knocked over 2 wine glasses & they shattered Clean them Move the rest to a safer place Now get cord

Free fan fic idea to good home: In a world where when you get hurt, your soul mate feels the pain, an abuser convinces their victim that they're soul mates by hurting them then pretending that it hurts them too. Maybe the victim gets away ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe they find their real soul mate idk

Me: just trying to write my Izzy whump fics My school work: I'm due in the next week u know

"I know how important it is and how wonderful it was to make and how real it felt and how passionate we all were to bring it to life. And we lived it and we really treasured it. And I guess when you do something like that, the result is that people really, really love it." #OurFlagMeansDeath❤️

Had a dream last night that Izzy & I were cuddling on a couch in front of a fire & I woke up like "brain what does this mean?" But his tits do make an incredible pillow so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No thoughts just Izzy in a sexy maid outfit with his tits bursting out from behind the apron actually trying to do cleaning instead of sexy play & it's so much better for Ed/Stede/Jack/Fang/whomever then if he tried to be sexy He's doing the dishes & the apron is see-through

"Have u seen what they're saying online?" Have you talked to a real human in the last few days? Have you talked to a regular person recently? There are a lot of things that are almost entirely "online only"

If u haven't started using "dick fuck" when things go wrong this is your sign to do so I split my Coke & went "dick fuck" & felt immediately a lil better lol

It may soon be time to say "rest in pieces" to my laptop. I've had it since at least 2018 if not before but now it seems like I can't put the casing back on or the screen will turn off lol 😅

My hot take with James Bond is that now Amazon is bankrolling the franchise, they should just fund a bunch of movies with the actors people want to see as James Bond. Like 1 film each w a different director adapting their own fave James Bond movie No connection between them, just James Bond fun

It was a bit wet and rainy at the show so Izzy spent most of the time in my bag, except for these pics of the steam train they had out. He didn't get wet at all so he had a great time lol. Probs took a nap

Get your #Izzywhump here!!! #IzzyHandsWhump to hold you over until #ofmdwhumptober!!!! Izzys got a tragic past & Ed & Stede are gonna heal him with love & revenge & the crew are gonna be real pirates & get to steal anything not tied down!!! Chapter 1 out now!!!!

I've recently realised that "dick fuck" is actually a good thing to say when something fucks up I spilt my drink earlier & "dick fuck" was the perfect thing to say

I finally got the 1st chapter of my next fic done & posted!!!! When I was loved - an Izzy whump, Steddyhands hurt/comfort with revenge, arson, & theft of literally anything not tied down! (Heed the warnings tho ye be warned & all that) archiveofourown.org/works/70054476

Me: writing my fan fic, getting near the end of the chapter Suddenly: My energy: crashed My brain: full of mollasses My bed: place I need to be asap Noooo

Reminder

Any Izzy monster fucker fics y'all have been enjoying? Anything u think I should read? I wanna read about that man getting his back blown out by a creature

I finished the really hard bookkeeping assignment everyone better be proud of me That means tomorrow I can write Izzy whump! His past has been bought up, & his captains want to help him face it!!!!

Be being a silly lil bug doing my bookkeeping homework writing about transactions going "You're telling me this action is trans???? Good for them" 🤣