I never understood peoples obsessions with a character & putting them in every single situation possible but now I'm like "I have to put Izzy Hands in every situation I can think of I'm rotating him in my mind, I'm chewing on him, I'm going feral

I hate the over-consumption of Halloween but it's the best time to get cool pet toys in person. My mum got this last year for like $8 & as you can see, it's a hit. I haven't seen a single thing like it since. My housemate gor a new cat recently & I've been looking for toys? All boring & basic

I did not manage it, I'm sorry I finished making my deck dog safe tho

Me: finally getting into the flow of writing, I'm having fun, it's going well My brain: maybe we can't write & are terrible, especially about writing smut Me: shut ur whore mouth right now you are not ruining this for me now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭😍❤️ #ConONeill (Bockstache?! 👀)

This is #DrawIzzyHands Weekend! If you are unsure how to do that, remember @imrights.bsky.social offered a tutorial! Go! Draw Izzy!!

I don't have the spoons/time to try to #drawizzyhands this weekend but maybe i can finish the next chapter of my fic series?

The Left(s) should get onboard with a massive expansion of public libraries across the country over the next 25 years. This is an affirmative project.

Don't forget! This weekend is #DrawIzzyHands weekend! Everyone is invited to create Izzy Hands art (hell, doesn't have to be just drawings, all creations welcome!) and share them with the hashtag, let's brighten everyone's weekend, spread the Izzy love! ❤️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🦄 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath Spread the word!

I'm so stupid, I read "Adams" and immediately went to the Addams family & was like "damn Morticia & Grandmama are some of the witches cursing him???"

This is kinda silly but I love how we keep finding older & older proof of writing cuz I have an OC who's meant to be "older than the written language" & she just keeps getting older & older as new discoveries are made. When I made her I thought it made her like pre 2000 BCE but now she's pre3000

God I need to do my taxes, bleach my hair, make lunch, finish fixing up the deck, change my sheets, vacuum my room, it never ends

I think one of my safe foods became unsafe 😭😭😭 It smelled the way it always does but today my brain was like "girl, ew" I only have so many safe foods

Me in Australia who takes Venalfaxine: 💀

"But the boy's will hurt the girls!" 1 - maybe a hot take but I think part of team sports is learning how to control yourself & not actually injure your team mates or opponents. 2 - boys often can't play on girls teams in things like lacrosse cuz the girls are decimating each other.

Me: I wonder if there's any interesting art with fucking machines on bluesky Bluesky: you mean you want to hear what people are saying about the steam machine, right? Me, who until now didn't know it was $1K+ thanks to GenAI: not really but thanks?

‘I asked ChatGPT’ Well, I asked Gandalf and he told me you should be silent keep your forked tongue behind your teeth because he did not pass through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm.

Spread the word! #DrawIzzyHands weekend!

re: KOSA/The Kids Act, if you're in the USA you need to either thank your house Rep if they voted NAY, or call and express your disappointment with them if they abstained or voted Yay, ESPECIALLY if they're running for re-election! Links below to help you do so 🔽

I think I've passed my bookkeeping course & I'm like .... now what? Get a job? How? What? Do more uni? Eh But again, what? I don't want to be broke forever, I don't have the skill to be self employed, so that means I have to get a job, right? But I hate change.

My laptop of 10+ years has finally crashed for the last time so my parents bought me a new one (it's gonna be my birthday present for next year) And now I've come up against proof that my sticker anxiety was valid! I've managed to move a few stickers over but im gonna lose most of these 😭😭😭😭

This just crossed my Tumblr and it's a picture of me and my legal counsel at work!

Also if you think you might be 2 things or can't choose, you don't have to. You don't have to have a solid label, you will change as you get older & that's OK. A few years ago I realised that "bigender" was a comfortable label for me for now. It's ok to have fun & try things on.

Almost wasn't able to finish this in time for #pridemonth but I did! I present: you cannot kill me in a way that matters - a queer mushroom sculpture. Would love feedback, comments, etc, the rainbow mushrooms aren't based on a mushroom that I know of I just had a vision & made it. #queerart

Happy pride everyone, today I explained the concept of "gender queer" to my boomer mum & she thinks it's cool that people have fun with their gender & thinks the flag is pretty.

A reminder that if buying isn't ownership than piracy isn't stealing.

Is this cool? It's for a novel I want to write where Elle Woods goes John Wick 🤣

Do. Not. Use. Fucking. Sticker. Mule.

I want to fill it w cola syrup or even just regular coke & drink it in public

Happy Friday.

TikTok's latest illegal 'life hack' seems to be 'dispute credit card transactions for free stuff' and legality aside I am here to beg you: Do not do this to small businesses. It really fucks them over in ways you may not be aware of beyond stealing from them (which is, to be clear, what this is).🧵

I keep seeing posts about how hot it is in Europe rn & as an Aussie who experiences 30-40°C heat ever summer: I think we should hold those responsible for climate change criminally responsible for the harm they've caused. It's been decades, companies have known what they're doing since the 80s.

It's giving EdIzzy

Angel on my shoulder: don't even open the comments Devil on my shoulder: we just want to leave a comment of our own & if we happen to see a shitty comment ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ we don't have to reply but we will.

Me at 8:30pm: I'm so tired, I'll finish watching this ep & go to bed Also me: spends the next 3 hours tearing up cardboard for my paper clay

relevant to an email i just got

Picture this: Izzy in a playboy bunny costume that has press studs in the crotch for easy access 😏

Dude would hate data centers

Real names mean consequences for abuse can follow them off-line. Not that it doesnt do that with a lot of people already but it would also reduce people using sock puppet accounts to harass others. That being said it will also mean that stalking is more easy so no I don't agree w this idea anyway

Jaw locked up again Yesterday's trick didn't work again May have to see someone about it cuz fuck it hurts

This is great news, if we continue the way we are, if we keep pressure on those making the most pollution, I'm sure we can get that number even lower. Good things are happening, don't let the rich & their paid for news programs make you think otherwise. We can & will do this!

If anything like this happens to you, I dealt with my issue today with pain killers, a microwaveable heat-pad & a vibrator being used as a massage gun

My jaw keeps locking up and I hate it so much Any tips would be really appreciated

As a reminder for everyone saying, "The US had never before scored four goals in a World Cup" that they mean the men's team had never before scored that many. The women's team has absolutely scored more than four goals in a world cup, including in the final. And they also wins things.

I am a slightly sex averse aroace & I still enjoy smut/erotica It's fun, it can be art, it's normal, it's human, it's existed since we started making art Catherine the great of Russia had a chair with naked bodies in sexual positions carved into it

Dynamic pricing should be illegal in all industries (yes even air travel) & companies that get caught doing it should have to give up all income made during the time the dynamic pricing was happening, even money not made on the item/s in question.

Happy pride month, today I explained to my boomer aged mum what the word "sapphic" means & it's historical origins