Serious question: are people not seeing my posts about the latest part of Hornigold's zoo or are y'all not enjoying it as the last parts. I would love some constructive criticism, feedback, etc. Fic is here: archiveofourown.org/works/74984786 Series is here: archiveofourown.org/series/5436136

What do you mean I have to vacuum my room again!?!? I just did it last month!?!?!!!

Chapter 3 featuring Kraken Ed, Fae Frenchie, Plantman Oluwande, Werewolf Stede, Saytr Mary Reed, Minotaur black Pete, Harpy Archie, slime being Jim, PRC Fang & fucked up Hornigold with his fucked up workers.

Chapter 3 let's fuckin Go!!!!! This fic will have a lil bit of a happy ending (writing it now) & then it's back to the 100% dead dove!!! archiveofourown.org/works/749847...

oops it's her again

The spirit of the freak has abandoned me what do u mean I'm exhausted & barely able to write I have 2 chapters of 1 part & 2 whole parts of Hornigold's zoo to write I want to write it!! Give me the words!! My muse why must you forsaken me now?!?!

I hate having fatigue what do u mean I did 1 thing & now I'm too tired to wash my hair??

How dare I not be able to write 2 things at once? People are like "Oh God is a great designer! We are made perfect" My back pain & my inability to physically work on more than 1 thing at a time disproves that. Let me write, embroider, & watch TV at the same time.

Im over stimulated!!!

Why does it feel like there are bees in my blood?

Random Fandom crash out time!!! Topic: Doctor Who Season: Ncuti's 1st season Episode: the 2 part finale If the God of death or whatever he was erased all organic things, why was metal so hard to find? Like it shouldn't have been, right? (Read more)

Not to be an incredibly needy bitch but I have had to clean the majority of my house despite having 2 other housemates who said they were going to help me but didn't. I really need some nice words about my work/fics/etc because the garage is full of trash & I am cleaning it all up myself.

Chapter 2 let's go!!!!! Featuring: Gargoyle Ivan, Yuan-ti Lucius, Incubus Jack, Witch Buttons, Dragon Jackie & her 10 kobold husbands, Deity Zheng, Vampire Roach, Centaur Anne & Fishman Wee John. Next chapter will have the rest of the cast. archiveofourown.org/works/749847...

I've decided that this fic will get a "happy ending" The others will not but this one will & Zheng is going to be in this, I have no idea what she is, she's giving vibes of like a pleasure deity/those creatures from the hellraiser movies?

Reminder that I have posted yet more perverted shit This time with 2 questions Should Zheng be in this series & should this 1 part have a "happy" ending?

Saw Knives Out 3 Incredible movie they've done it again Shout out to Rian's inspiration apparently being him seeing something in the news, going "well I hate that" & making a movie about it. We had family vultures hiding behind civility, Elon Musk, & now religious fascism

I posted the first chapter of the next part in Hornigold's zoo!! &forgot to tell y'all because my adhd is bad 🤣 Anyway I got distracted while writing part 3 & wrote an alternative version to part 3 I'm calling 3.5! Should this one have a happy ending? archiveofourown.org/works/74984786

Serious question for those enjoying Hornigold's Zoo: Should Zheng & Buttons be in it & if so, what mythical creature should Zheng be?

The freak has cursed me with so many ideas no!!!!! Ok right now I'm writing an alternative version to the 3rd part of "Hornigold's zoo" The 3rd part is "izzy can't get preggas so he is a sex toy for the creatures" This is alternate version is "what if Izzy was brain washed to want it?" (Cont:)

I'm not a tech worker but my mum is & I am 100% anti smart tech. Like the only way I'd get something like a roomba is if I can ensure that it's not saving maps of my house or sending data elsewhere. It just needs to move in straight lines & bounce off things & that's it.

I'd still be working at my last retail job. I liked it but I was paid shit & burnt out because I had to work more than I should have. I'm disabled so I can only work 2 or 3 days a week (5 or 6) a fortnight, but I had to work 3-5 days a week (6-10) a fortnight & was still in poverty.

I FORGOT ABOUT ARCHIE?!?!? that's it, I'm calling it, there are too many cast members 🤣 Please check this list & tell me if I'm missing anyone: Ed Stede Izzy Lucius Black Pete Fang Ivan Jim Olu Archie Frenchie Wee John Roach Jack Mary & Anne Zheng Jackie Swede Buttons

I know we say that Izzy is lactose intolerant I think Ed & Stede are also a little bit lactose intolerant. So when the Steddyhands houses merge, there's 2 candy jars in the kitchen, 1 for candy & 1 for their lactese tablets so Ed can chug his milkshakes & Stede can have his charcuterie boards.

The amount of AI generated slop in the NSFW spaces, especially the monsterfucker tags, should be a crime!! It's a crime against being a freak, it's a crime against the environment, & its a crime against artistic goonery!!! Please recommend your fave NSFW artists who actually make their own art!!

And chapter 3 is up!!!! Please keep leaving comments, it fuels the freak inside of me that's writing these. Up next is the other sequel option of Izzy not getting pregnant but until then, we are breeding that man. archiveofourown.org/works/746947...

The freak heard my fear & gave me another idea instead of helping me write what I have rn 🤣 So Hornigold's zoo has 5 parts now

Please share your favourite images & fics of Izzys getting it down with some monsters! I need emotional support. ❤️ (I still wrote like 4K words today like wtf)

It's me I'm struggling with imposter syndrome If you like something I write please let me know, I am an attention whore

I can feel the spirit of the freak leaving me!!! No!!! How will I write my other fics now!?!?!?

Ok chapter 3 of my dead dove fic is done, I'm gonna proof read it & upload it tomorrow & then it's on to "Hornigold's star" which is very planned out & will probably be so very long

I went back to sleep & now I think I overslept That shouldn't be a thing it's so rude

Yep I went to bed too early & now it's 3am & I'm awake

I just remembered that someone drew Izzy, Ed & CJ in fun lil sex arcade machines Who was that? Cuz it might have inspired 2 moments in my current fic series & I'd love to a - look at that image again & b - give u a shout out

I woke up so tired today, I ate lunch & washed my hair & I want to go back to bed 😭 I just want to write perverted fiction but I'm legit so tired rn

So I'm still using GoogleDocs for writing my fan fics (not my OG content) & I know they're probs being scraped to train AI & I am mad about it. But yesterday while I was writing my dead dove I remembered that Izzys full name (which I have been using) is also the name of an illegal settlement.

Let's fuckin go!!!! Chapter 2 up & ready Enjoy ❤️ Chapter 3 (the final for this part) is nearly done & should be up in a few days as well!!! archiveofourown.org/works/746947...

Reminder of my latest dead dove fic series It's got wolf on human, it's got GoldenBoy, it's got Incubus Calico Jack, it's got werewolf Stede, it's got porn physics & magical pregnancies with no actual downsides Heed the tags Chapter 2 of the 2nd fic expected tomorrow.

I keep getting recommended clips of the Chernobyl series & I might watch it But seriously question why did they give Con a perm??? 🤣

*gets so obsessed with 1 idea that i make a spreadsheet ti make sure it works* Teaser for the newly added part 4 of Hornigold's zoo ig

2 inventions that I think would make someone rich but I'm not smart enough to make them: 1 - Fake tan but in different colours. & I don't mean skin tones I mean all colours. Bonus if it's both at home and spa options 2 - dog hair-dryer attachment that vacuums the hair at the same time

Answer: Frenchie is the "doctor" & a Fae And then the fic got so long I'm posting it in chapters. Chapter 1 up now archiveofourown.org/works/74694771

The 1st sequel to "in a rut" was getting so long!!!! So I'm posting it in chapters (probably 3) with chapter 1 being out already. & 6,800 words long 👁👄👁 Please comment if you enjoy to keep my mad writing up ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/74694771

sorry for posting about The Character. yeah it's terminal. sorry. it'll happen again

4,500 words written today & I still haven't gotten to the originally planned part of the fic!!!!! What!?!??!?!

Been writing so much my Bluetooth keyboard needs new batteries!!!! Over 3,000 words already today!!! The power of just being a freak makes you so productive ive also been slowly cleaning my house lol

Ok wait another reason why Frenchie should be fae: Faes have a thing about names & "frenchie" feels like a fake name, like he didn't want to give his real name. It could even be canon that the reason he's called "Frenchie" in the show is cuz he doesn't want someone to steal his name 🤣

Me writing my dead dove fic I FORGOT ABOUT MARY AND ANNE!!?!?!?!?! Anyway I'm thinking a centaur & a saytr?

Me: ok there's just gonna be 3 parts to this, that's enough, it's a nice contained fucked up story. *writes 1 line about CJ getting an incubus friend to play with* My brain: what if AU where Izzy doesn't exist, & Hornigold has CJ, Ed, & Izzy as incubi bound to his will? Me: