humans do not host the Muppet Show, Kermit the Frog hosts the Muppet Show! there i said it, i got it off my chest

Hey lawsky can anyone help with this? NY.

Thundercat is an amazing musician. In this video he discusses some of his favorite bass lines. Check it out: youtu.be/JI8cIZ9VIpg?...

Just because good news is worth celebrating: There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection. HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.

It's under the brand name 'Yeztugo,' and it has a 100% success rate in women and a 96% success rate in men even after a year - which means that it's far more forgiving of a weird schedule, and still highly effective if you delay your booster.

Dad texted asking if I had the rest of the Murderbot books. AND NOW LET US RISE AND REMOVE OUR CAPS FOR THE SINGING OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. youtu.be/MW29FeIcKVU?...

7 year old Diana Crespo-Gonzalez was sick and in need of urgent medical care. ICE grabbed her and her parents on their way to the hospital. They threw her in Dilley, the same facility that held Liam Ramos. Tonight she’s free. Now we keep fighting until every child is free.

Recipe: This baked pasta dish serves four! Moi: *eats the whole thing* Moi: Gosh, why am I so tired all of a sudden.

Current Discourse (TM) makes me think that it may be a good time to inform you that I designed this shirt with ink on paper and you can buy and wear it www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2356...

We could fully pay a year’s rent for over 4,000 Portlanders ($2,000/mo) with that. That’s almost enough to house everyone marked as unsheltered in Multnomah County overall! Please just house people, my god.

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

We want more. We're not settling for less. AOC is the center, seriously. A loyal Democratic Party member who plays nice with others but also stands up for actual human beings outside of DC cocktail parties. No one to her right is viable.

The tens of thousands of incredibly mobilized people who volunteer for D campaigns and are currently out in the streets protesting ICE and mobilizing with rapid response groups in hyperlocal neighborhoods are NOT gonna pull out all the stops for people like Gavin Newsom or Elise Slotkin in 2028.

“our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

What is it, something like $50k to provide housing and wraparound services for one year? I want someone to face charges for this bullshit.

This is feeling like a bad joke

HOORAY!

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Gonna log off this app for the rest of the weekend but I wanted to boost this. If you are interested in participating in the nomination process for the Ignyte awards we have an application. Our awards are very dear to me. I thought the dire urgency of them would fade. I was wrong. We keep going 🖤

this is just gorgeous just gorgeous

I need one. How do we order them because Chicago needs those!

If you did not read Audrey Lee's dispatch from the Portland ICE facility protests yet, I highly recommend it www.liberalcurrents.com/what-its-rea...

Marshawn

I have made... a mistake. Each auction lot had 8-12 photos, so I assumed that was the number of pieces in the lot. It was merely a sample. Each lot contains 100-ish pieces. I won three lots.

"Can we be friends with benefits" First of all, sir. . . your idea of friendship sucks and the benefits are giving gig worker.

Brother Mort liked the peace and solitude of his herb garden but even so a visit from Sister Dot and her latest tranche of dirty jokes rarely went unappreciated

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The day was too pretty, so I put Spatula in her Cadillac car and took her all the way along the Waterfront to the Burnside Bridge. Also paused to see the cutest eldrich beastie ever!

My direct report is sleeping on the job in a very awkward manner.

I don't remember who said it first, but I REALLY like the idea of cops only being able to use their guns once, then they have to retire with whatever benefits or lack-there-of they've earned. Find ways to not shoot people or hand in your badge. Period.

Why is it Dyson Spheres and not “We have made a pill that means you never need to get your teeth cleaned again?”

USPS blue mailboxes are stamped with year of manufacture. This is one of the oldest ones I've seen in a while. I am lots of fun at parties.

oh man this is EVEN WORSE than the judge calling out your grammar, it's a judge saying "yo I can tell you didn't write this because when you're writing your grammar sucks"

it's not just that Mamdani is charming af (he is), it's that he is normalizing the idea that children are full members of society that we all share a collective responsibility for

As my mother's dementia progressed and she lost more of her words, swear words replaced nearly everything in her vocabulary. But one word that never showed up was the n-word. Nor any other slurs, actually. Because those things weren't in her. This man has always been a racist

My hot take is that I am not impressed by athletes who compete while injured. It’s not demonstrating anything good for young people who need to learn that bodies have real limits. I think it takes more self-discipline to recognize when you need to tap out than it does to push through.

.....I also don't have any feeling in my left calf and I can barely do STAIRS. SHE'S DOING FIGURE SKATING?!?!?

@highme.org I'm glad you reposted that snow message because I was thinking of you when I reposted it.

Posting this again to remind you you dont have to be an amazing artist to draw comics!

His mutant superpower was like Magneto’s but only in his neck

The penis mightier than the sword.

Me: Okay I need a shimmery PLA in the exact shade of Amber Glenn's costume @protopasta.bsky.social: hey we got you don't mind me I'm just making whistles to match the costumes of the skaters who have come out against ICE

[reads email] Lead handling concerns? [bone creaking "lich in a tomb" noises as I rise] Let me tell you of our lead handling concerns since the Manhattan Project, child.

*screams in OSHA* *then forwards this to my head of EHS because I like to make them suffer with me*

We're back to this being our 'walk'

Your periodic reminder that the expression about "a few bad apples" does not mean that the rest are fine, it means that the rot spreads from the bad ones and corrupts the whole barrel

There's probably two circles of witchcraft working at all times, one MAGA and one antifa, and it's just about who loses focus first. Make sure your witches are rested and hydrated, team!