if being on somethingawful has taught me anything, there is no shame in posting on a site where you hate the mods

Lol

this rocks lmao

I have seen multiple ICE vehicles at an MPD precinct in my neighborhood and around town literally today. They’re openly patrolling solo and alongside MPD.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

Lanky tools [ #OhThatNKart #fanart #DonkeyKong ]

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

the way he's yelling from his throat. pathetic. zero breath control. does he even have a diaphragm. he wouldn't last five seconds in marching band

the enemy within is so corrosive and dangerous and also barely exists

so the game plan I guess is for Stephen Miller to show Trump AI-generated videos of cities under siege by fictional Antifa Battalions, so Trump will then sign off on using lethal military force in whatever places Miller feels like

basically everything about this is wrong and horrifying but I'm stuck on the absolute fucking chutzpah you'd need to lecture professional military personnel like this after you personally texted wildly classified war plans to the editor-in-chief of the Atlantic

adding "likes to use nice paper" to the humiliating list of things we have in common tbh

this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life

imagine being a career officer and getting lectured on this by a guy vaulted into this role because the president liked what he said on the tv

HER: I’m a Scorpio :) ME: haha awesome. “Get over here!” lol. I like noob saibot

it's funny i don't even expect national democrats to talk about the fact the president of the united states, the guy trying to use the military to invade american cities, just confirmed he can't tell fantasy from reality apart on that very subject

Another Sunday, another interview in the New York Times where two cis men politely discuss if trans people are actually human or not. No consensus reached! Oh well!

I'm sure Jake Tapper's gonna get right on this

looking up this random actor from an episode of The Nanny and he looks like yassified Ted Cruz now

reminder:

man if I posted this, Libsoftiktok would get me fired

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

the least realistic part of Starfield is that not a single human apparently brought their dogs or cats to space when they evacuated earth

Elon Musk went to Pedophile Island www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

a sniveling coward who makes up for his deep-seated feelings of inadequacy by worshipping death, violence and the domination of others — many such cases

the bat moved like a high school Peter Pan production's 1st rehearsal

You unserious blowhards lost an election to a pedophilic reality TV clown whose brain was more stroke damage than grey matter. Twice. I’d take the advice of a coinflip over you.

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

"What has been claimed without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." - Hitchens Great time-saver with this administration.

Happy World Gorilla Day! While Donkey Kong fans always have gorillas on the brain, take some time today to read up on the work being done to preserve our magnificent relatives in their natural habitat, whether that be a tropical jungle or Sublayer 100. gorillafund.org

You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.

bro the president just said that he hates me

the goose-stepping legions of Stephen Miller discovering their Stalingrad is Jimmy Kimmel Live

The whole, "they're using the same bathroom as little girls!" thing is so weird. Yeah man you use the same bathroom as little boys.

tfw someone calls me a mensch as a goy

Dude sounds like the Sega Genesis sound chip.

This is *stunningly* disingenuous, and the fact that Singal continues to enjoy a career writing at the highest levels about a topic that he either unwilling or incapable of discussing honestly is such an indictment of the Anglo-American prestige media.

*Brian Blessed voice* Kimmel's alive??

Doing this because of @johnhollinger.bsky.social

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

very scientific, very medical, thank you sir