making a James Bond game is such a cursed mission. forever stalked by the legacy of one of the most zeitgeisty games of all time, whose impact and nostalgia footprint outstrip the bond franchise itself for a generation of gamers. a totally Fine adaptation that's better than expected has no chance

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

kids today don’t even remember Barb from Stranger Things

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

As Jabba the Hutt's son I'm often gatekept from progressive spaces due to preconceived notions about my family. At the same time, I acknowledge the reasonable concerns my presence would raise, and I'm working every day to unlearn the harmful attitudes instilled in me on my father's pleasure barge.

did we ever get an update on nicki minaj's cousin's balls. how's he doing

This is so true. So many times I've been standing in the grocery store and thought "If only they were using AI to get an edge"

Trump skipped his son’s wedding then did nothing all weekend but post A true poster

David Hyde Pierce: oh yes originally our father didn’t have Eddie the dog, he had Grogu, NBC thought it would be good if Kelsey played a Jedi while Niles was a Sith, Maris would be a guise of Palpatine, the problem was John Mahoney was deathly allergic to him so we made the show about wine instead

it's so cool how every time someone comes up with a new recipe, they track how long it takes to cook and then divide that time by half before they post it online.

full disclosure

these guys are so funny. The January 6 riots, which didn't happen, were planned by the Biden FBI, which didn't exist at the time, but their cause was righteous and they should have succeeded, even though everyone there were left-wing false flag actors, but we should pay them billions in reparations

"who was president from March 2020-January 20, 2021?" is one of the most fiercely contested questions in American politics

i just told a friend on my couch, "shots fired at the White House" and they responded, in a tired voice, "ok"

Miiverse

Trump saying he can't go somewhere (Don Jr.'s wedding) because he's too busy and then spending an excessive amount of time posting is genuinely kind of relatable

The Marketplace of Ideas people immediately forcefully shut down all dissent, bought all media, sued & fired all critics & arrested & caged journalists reporting on their heinousness as soon as they got control & all of this was entirely predictable & people who warned of it were called overreactors

In all the discussion of a singular "millennial anthem", we all did overlook this particular entry for a particular kind of too-online person.

the boys have ended. no more boys. otra victoria para el feminismo supongo

If I was so personally unlikeable I made Senate Republicans do oversight I would join a monastery

he's so relatable tbh

before celebrating too hard, keep in mind a major factor here is that nothing will stand between Congress and an extended holiday weekend

Pedophilia is a plank of the Republican Party, a very real policy goal that they work towards on a consistent basis, from the President to the primary electorate. The Republican Party's countless exposed sexual predators simply represent the party's view, which is that children should be molested.

Fun watching midterm ads being written in real time… “This is peanuts. I appreciate everybody putting up with it for a little while…But I don’t even think about that.”

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

thinking about how the GOP is proud that the ballroom is funded by private gifts, as I complete my annual disclosure form for my unimportant job, which requires me to report any gift, gratuity, service, or anything else of value from anyone with business or potential business with my organization

Ten years ago today she laughed and roared her way into our hearts. Tonight, bring your bandoliers and join me and Chewbacca Mom at Hacienda for the tenth anniversary Chewbacchanalia.

insane that so many people are standing by a president who is 15 points underwater on his signature issue

the advice i needed was never “live every day as if it was your last”. it was “live every day as if you had to live for another 50 years” that would have been more useful.

The next Kingdom Hearts needs to have a Daredevil hallway fight

FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS, ALL KINGDOM HEARTS TAKES ARE LEGAL

The boys can not enter the same town twice, for it is not the same town and they are not the same boys.

I am going to be 90 years old, in a nursing home, having forgotten my own name and this fucking pattern will still trigger in my brain

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

When a Democrat is president, the press only cares about the swing voters who oppose him. When a Republican is president, the press only cares about the conservative voters who support him.

the most infuriating thing about this is that ten years ago or so we had figured this out, lots of places had great chat-based support which was so much more helpful and convenient than a phone call. Then they dismantled it and replaced them with shitty wikis that you browse by talking to them

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it's really something to watch his brain ooze from "I talked to someone about this" to "I think it'll happen" to "it's already happening" in the span of like ten seconds

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

If I had a nickel for every time there was a "raped by the dickwolves" controversy, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

it's crazy how in The Matrix the robots took over and forced humanity to be a subjugated energy source funneling electricity to the machines, and in real life humans just decided to do this on their own for no real reason

Social media is where your intrusive thoughts go. It does not have to be praxis. You needn't optimize your dicking around.

personally I use this website because I like reading fun and dumb posts, and I like making fun and dumb posts. it's always disorienting to see people discussing how I should be more strategic in my dumb posting choices

What would be the funniest characters for someone to "deselect" their scenes from a show? Quick answer is Daenerys in Game of Thrones. For a while the chud viewer would be skipping a relatively siloed off plot, and then the show would rapidly grow completely incoherent as they approach the end.

the Louvre of Bluesky isn’t around to share this so I’m doing my part