omw to start drama at a one year old’s birthday party

so no head?

that druk7 elimination was crazy

CINDY CINDY YOUR ASS LOOKS FAT

Where do I get my sense of justice? Well when I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band…

Due to conduct that violated production rules, I was disqualified from The Boulet Brother’s Dragula: Titans 2 and will not appear in The Hellbound Showdown.

whitney and bronwyn talking about their open marriages work bitch

what do you mean los javis broke up

my car wouldn’t start after work so I just left it there and ubered home

older man hole be feeling like silk

for 2 and a half hours I better see his frankencock #nw

yeah your boyfriend's cute oh shit yeah he can come too

dropping the beat

omw to a college hockey game

brown. uncut. cock.

she looks so happy holding that pumpkin

oh she ran through

I hate being sick

words to live by

in my head I do everything right

correction: need his mayoral load

there is hope

full throat tip to balls or I don’t want it

I’m not gay I just like having fun

my balls itch

too much of a creampie enthusiast to ever participate in something as silly as no nut november.

daylight saving ending tonight

gonna use this extra hour to jerk it

yeah

it’s probably all the halloween porn

has anyone else been crazy horny lately? just me?

partying with the boulet brothers tonight was wild

It’s so beautiful to see the new generation embrace the Halloween traditions of our elders

take a trip into my garden, I’ve got so much to show ya

this iced banana latte is puss

this is sending me #rhoslc

chicken and waffles will cure any hangover

need him to chase me around when I miss a lesson

obsessed with nibs the twerking squirrel puppet

this cast was so fun!!

life is good

just spent $64 on a room service burger because I deserve it goddammit

best part of traveling near halloween is playing horror movie marathons on the hotel tv

quick someone put an ipod nano between my shoulder blades

take a bite from my forbidden fruit

vegas here I come

and I hold space for both

self care friday