disengaging from life until further notice

they are tearing these salt lake city girls up omg

currently trying to sleep with clothes on to stay warm and damn idk how y’all do this

I’m in need of a factory reset

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

what in the mpreg

back to normal work hours this week

another season of #DragRace

the villainy of bostonians comes from all the tea in our water

cardi b, ts madison, and law roach as rotating judges would be a ki

#nw first movie of the year let’s go

gm

HONK

new year’s resolution

are andy and anderson looking good or am I just horny

here’s to more sex in 2026

waiting for someone to say we can leave work early

Never underestimate the power of a hairy ass

back at work but at what cost

y’all should I get cheesecake from the cheesecake factory?

save me raspberry seltzer from flour save me

need this to get a reboot

#nw and can’t remember if I liked it or not last time I watched it

things got a little crazy last night

got a nugget ice maker for christmas

need him under my christmas tree

they were queening tf out

you’re right santa I have been a naughty boy

Happy Christmas Eve ⛄🎄

I come prelubricated

guys stop asking santa for a hung uncut latino top I’m busy

let’s see if this is as good as I remember

I fucking love flan

feeling hung and on vacation

big boy season is in full effect

Sorry my patience has run out for 2025. Proceed with caution for the rest of the year.

the little curls of connor’s happy trail… maybe I should watch the damn show

💅🏽

so dylan was actually fucking claire rachel sennott you will pay for this

chat I’m starting to think I made a mistake by not taking today and tomorrow off from work

where are my fellow uncut bisexuals on this app?

why are you gay?

thinking of jesse williams again

can’t stop listening to hey sis, it’s christmas

actually in tears over mr marbles dying