life is just a rollercoaster

they respected the balance and served coño

me coming on here to complain about another monday

omg guys the sunday scaries are starting to hit

maybe I do have daddy issues

rewatching that last ep of rhoslc just to feel something

got a haircut but kept my bush

zara larsson went into that studio, put her clit directly on the mic for half an hour and hit record

left work early to start the weekend

do I suck dick? you ain’t seen shit

here’s to another fcf

wasn’t able to secure tickets to JADE so how about I just kms

that drag race uk premiere was a chop

it’s my problem if I have no friends and feel I want to die

WOULD

I have to remember that not everyone got cyber groomed before I randomly trauma dump

I’m a top but my hole is always clean just in case

M¥SS KETA

I can tell a guy’s old by the millennial pause he makes before jerking off on camera

me when I have nothing to post

nobody was raptured at stonewall

GOUT DICK SUCKER

thanks send hole

where can I apply to be an onlyfans ghostwriter?

more tylenol for me

telling someone to have the day they deserve is such a serve

need his dl load

they’re so cute

I’ve now seen ¾ live

got last minute tickets to see marina tonight

stay sexy and don’t get murdered

need zac efron to smack my ass and call me a good boy

this is a veejay stan account in case you didn’t know

there’s no reasoning with fascists, you bend the knee once and you’re fucked good luck america

cardi got me shaking ass at work

grateful for another fcf amidst everything going on right now

need to know what dylan efron’s taint tastes like

I’m such a slut for hot honey

instead of saying I’m a top I’m just gonna send this

finding out gianmarco soresi is 37 just makes me want him even more

how it felt to wake up and realize it’s not even friday yet

no champagne???? no cocaine?????

you can tell when someone wouldn’t survive a day out in the real world

what am I supposed to do as a grower during gray sweatpants season?

For everyone pointing out the hypocrisy or confused by the changes in rhetoric from republicans preaching freedom of speech and decrying cancel culture to now using blatant authoritarianism to silence all critics and dissenting voices, here’s an easy explanation… They were lying the first time.

i thought conservatives said freedom of speech was good and cancel culture was bad