They’re right

This post is getting shared again for some reason, so I thought I'd remind people that I did actually eventually write it up into a longform article. 😄

I'm hoping to be able to get some traction for my idea for a TV show about Australian cops in the 1970s; for some reason, my webpage for The Sydney Sweeney has been getting loads of hits over the past few years

Happy Pride

I grew up with just a little salt, but tajin on melons is the truth and the light.

I mean, I don’t think anything is going to beat the guys who think that a man going down on a woman is gay.

folks, beating people up outside is public domain!!!

🎵 Mama's little baby loves Porkins, Porkins Mama's little baby loves Porkins, Jek

{the other guests at georgia o'keefe's garden party} Oh for fuck's sake, not this again

I'll often talk about how weird it is talking about Star Wars stuff now when most of my childhood and adolescence it was just an accepted truth there was no more Star Wars. Unless you wanted to get into novels or comics or video games, we already had all the Star Wars we would have, that's it.

Oi Chewie, just got off the phone wif Ol Man Didney. Eez lookin at the box office numbahs and we sayin the next movie's gonna aff ta be about you n me wandrin a bunch of empty allways on Corcuscant

Well, if they're aliens, they might not be aware that one two princes kneel before them. That's what I said now. Princes. Princes who adore them. Just go ahead now.

“Standard Ebooks takes ebooks from sources like Project Gutenberg, formats & typesets them using a carefully designed…style manual, fully proofreads & corrects them, & then builds them to create a new edition that takes advantage of state-of-the-art ereader & browser technology.” Neat!

The specificity of “not my circus, not my monkeys” implies that circus monkeys are leased.

Mostly my dreams are just me moving through weird public places. Lotta navigating train stations and airports with weird geometry.

LEADERS OF 19th CENTURY RELIGIOUS UPRISINGS:

The first time I saw a friend playing Dark Souls, I asked what the story was, and the answer I got was, “There’s no story, but there’s lore.” It’s been interesting (equivocal) to see that approach spread through other forms of media

*saying affirmations in the mirror* I am a big horse. I am a beautiful horse with powerful legs. I am fifteen hands tall. No one can catch me because of my powerful horse legs and wild nature. I have all the apples I want

in case you were concerned, don’t be, I can assure you the San Antonio zoo is letting the animals watch the playoffs

This is a huge deal for me ngl

And slam in the back of my Mushroom car

Good morning! youtu.be/iNrjBCB6uH8?...

This is a sad occasion and Marcia Lucas was a titan, but I'm really sick of seeing reductive tributes like WAKE UP, SHEEPLE -- MARCIA LUCAS IS THE REASON YOU LOVE STAR WARS The reason you love Star Wars (if you do love Star Wars) is that a lot of people COLLABORATED Especially Marcia

"The portmanteau they gave themselves is WHAT?" "They're aliens, they didn't know"

Hotel showers

Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I’m the guy who puts weird, loose sliding doors on hotel room bathrooms. The name’s Hitler; Satan T. Hitler.

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

Yup. I have never known a bigot who was just one kind of bigot.

Stop throwing free money at farms, & investors will stop them! The main reason investors buy farmland is BECAUSE of bailouts. Because when we bail out farms, everyone who owns farmland gets guaranteed $$! At taxpayer expense! Corps love that!

Time for Lee Greenwood to do seven back-to-back concerts

You should be allowed to play defense during the spelling bee

I still often awake with a start, thinking this guy is stealing my potions

bad news bro. they released an audio drama cd of you in japan and you say some weird out of character shit in it. yyeaaaah i dunno its like dubiously canon. idk man. your official va did it and everything. people are gonna keep bringing it up as funny trivia

Back on the air in 20, friends. The Librarian's back with another show inspired by a book - this time, T. Kingfisher's THE HOLLOW PLACES. What that means for you is the Cranberries, the Band, White Town, Doroty ahd more. See you there: bannerless.games/void-wlib3

I mean, my big one when it comes to regional fast food restaurants is that there isn't any fast food place that is worth waiting more than 10 minutes for.

Saw Old Yeller when I was 6.

I was ambivalent about kids *before* my life’s course veered violently away from even having the option so it doesn’t matter but you can’t deny that I should have had a hysterically attached son to travel the Continent with. Huge missed opportunity

Admittedly, if I was writing a vapid idiot with rancid ideas I would probably also name him "Spencer Pratt"

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I'm concerned people think I'm joking about this.

On this day in video game history:

This is a missed opportunity - twice missed, in fact - is how they made a THE MEG movie for theatrical release and they did not commission The Killers to do a version of “The Man” to promote and/or be used in the film. Their one good song, it’d be great.

Got brain fog today Or as I call it Evil bimbofication

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"but maybe it would work for us!"