Opened Outlook and the mist from THE MIST poured out of my calendar. Seems bad

My advice for 2026 is to log off

Video games should be comfortable having long cutscenes again instead of having parts of the game that just completely shift tone and genre.

Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers will return in BUCKAROO BANZAI AGAINST THE WORLD CRIME LEAGUE. Uhh...I mean, AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

every time I see someone presented as a right wing intellectual their posts are like, “contrariwise, the white race isn’t just smart but furthermore intelligent and brain good”

[SCENE: '80 horror movie] LARDBUTT: Duh wow Flep, the newscaster said something about a radioactive meteorite striking Camp Brownface, which is where we're going. FLEP: Shut up and eat another sandwich, Lardbutt! I wanna ROCK! [FLEP changes the dial to THE WORST ROCK SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD]

D R I V E

Because of the lack of black and brown people in it.

Happy “Jay Johnston Did What?” Day, everybody

lmao guys i think that's the long walk... yeah all those dudes are walking. I'm gonna pull up alongside them and just drive really slow. Walk much, idiots????

Skanking.

The drum I always beat is that all of the "pagan" holdovers in Christian celebrations were all developed and popularized within medieval Christendom.

Since there has been a lot of "what are Americans even doing" talk on the timeline today, my gentle reminder that none of you better be posting the exact details of what you are doing on bluesky dot com, it is more important to safely do the work than prove to strangers that you are doing something!

A thing to remember is that for all the high profile books that get banned, a whole lot of the books that get taken off shelves are smaller ones.

Worth noting this for other Tidal users -- while they pay most artists better royalties than Spotify, they don't pay people on that "uploads" thing they're pushing at all. So if you see some band in the uploads section you want to check out, go to their bandcamp instead.

My favorite characters in John Wick are the guys who chase John Wick into the Gun and Knife Museum.

Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.

Every time I see "USMNT" my brain parses it as "US Mutant Ninja Turtles" and it makes whatever headline 10x more confusing

In 2026 we're not sharing grifters to dunk on them. We're not spreading hate on the skyline in order to make a point about that hate. We're not quote skeeting small accounts with bad takes. We're just not gonna promote hostile stupid thought to our friends

Watching Ronin on Tubi. We used to put Jean Reno in Hollywood movies, goddammit.

My eldest informed me that in Japan they eat soba on the new year, so here’s black eyed peas and collards over soba. It’s good.

Placing the order for my vast criminal conspiracy's easily identifiable lapel pins. What can I say, goons and minions love swag

Getting ready.

Blondie and Dagwood going public domain kinda takes the shine off those old Tijuana bibles. Time to get the Lockhorns fuckin'

Tired: posting a goodbye video Wired: not realizing your choice of song is titled "Good Riddance" Inspired: when the official NYC Mayor account switches to a new pic and it looks like Mamdani is telling Adams good riddance

You know how everyone eats 17 spiders a year, well on new years day I always just knock 'em all out in one go. #lifehack

Welcome to the year Twenty X-ty Six.

Based on my study of grocery store aisles, there are four major cold weather holidays: Spooky, Family (bird), Family (Gifts) and Horny

Listen, you could watch the Stranger Things finale, but Tubi does have Fist of Legend. Between the two of them, only one has Jet Ali and Yasuaki Kurata doing a blindfolded fight.

You there, boy! What year is this?

Still think that Ian McKellen in a digital fursuit, sounding like he's on the verge of tears as he bemoans the passing of the golden age of the theater, is the most accidentally potent commentary on the state of 21st century cinema as anyone could wish for.

I never felt I was particularly great at doing covers, but surprising to myself, I have counted over 45 covers in year 2025! A lot of Blood&Thunder covers of course, but I am grateful for the editors that felt I was worthy of being on the cover of their books #comic #ImageComics #Skybound

It’s almost 2026, we have to be gayer next go round everyone.

Me: Now, I know we’ve covered a lot of ground here going over Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles, but this was all just the setup for the real topic of our discussion... [switches slide to reveal a picture of Shadow the Hedgehog] Carl Jung: oh my god

Pointedly stares at @bycharlottefinn.bsky.social

There is actually a very interesting story to be told by tracing the apparent decline in cross-partisan dating through the rise of Fox News, Limbaugh, social media, and the wholesale rightwing cultural embrace of Donald Trump

I've been putting off this resolution too long. This is finally going to be the year I'm gonna bring an entire rotisserie chicken to a movie theater and eat it with my hands.

45 minutes into the elliptical at the gym and I’m saying no no I can’t do I can’t go on then I bust out this audio smelling salt right here and close that shit out strong youtu.be/1J9ffRgADRU?...

It’s not Thucydides, but Snyder’s 300. Not Tacitus, but Ridley Scott’s Gladiator.

This also makes sense since it’s their culture. For all of their posturing about Western civilization, they aren’t talking about Caravaggio, they’re talking about brands. Their culture is the Fruity Pebbles commercial where Barney Rubble says “Ho-Ho-Ho I’m H-H-Hungry”.

Most of the negative feedback I've ever gotten was down to the commentor trying to win an argument that only they were having. One of the foundational problems with the 21st century Internet is the mistaken belief that everything is a dialogue. Naw, son. Sometimes I've just got the mic.

Me confronting Bey when the revolution starts:

Turtle power!

[cherrypicking scenes to define genre the way people do with Ghibli movies] The Godfather is "cozy."

I am begging everyone on here to stop screenshotting the weirdest, most dangerous, most fucked up people on the planet's unhinged posts

If Wunmi Mosaku looked at me I would be SO normal about it,

But importantly, just stealing Bill's food doesn't mean you're a celebrity, I've done it tons of times.

it's only a JRPG if it's from the japanese region of france