I know bluesky is a sports site now because the handful of replies I got to this were almost all deranged

If you want a good sum up of this place, here's one from @sarahtaber.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLZU...

Me on the Discord last week: Wow did you know they made five Scorpion King movies? Me, today: I’ve made a terrible mistake.

Is it true that in the UK release of Ocarina of Time, Navi says “Oi bruv! Listen innit”

Oh thank GOD someone found the original!!!!!! I couldn't find it because I misremembered the animal!!!! Shout-out to @/floozyesq, wherever you are

In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.

rolling up in the official 1998 pikachu volkswagen beetle so they know I'm serious

YA fiction has had its time to shine, now is the time for 42 year old fiction, middle adult fiction, where all the plots and romance involve cheese and heartburn and back pain. The climax of each novel is finding a really nice sandwich, or finally figuring out where that thing went.

🎶She wears short skirts 🎶I raise lemurs 🎶She's cheer captain and 🎶I'VE GOT ALL THESE LEMURS

"Neil Gaiman denies rape allegations against him, again, except this time he linked to an anonymous Substack" is not actually worthy of a news item in a healthy media ecosystem

Not one of my kid's friends knows that there was a penguin called Chilly Willy. I don't even know what they're supposedly teaching them at FanDuel Charter.

Cannot begin to imagine the smells being broiled into the fabric seats of all those minivans ICE is renting. Just weeks and weeks of poorly wiped asses and campbell's soup farts and the leftover funk of pepper spray.

“Measles at Disneyland” is simultaneously a news story, a metaphor for current events, and a good idea for an 80s Orange County hardcore band.

"Hey, I know you saw a lot of stuff in the paper over the past few years, but it's okay. The me you liked is back. btw, I have a new project for you to buy." last week, Kanye West. this week, Neil Gaiman. next week: Bowser says that Mario's beef was taken out of context, & you should visit Koopaland

The cast of Castlevania

tired: Oval Office wired: the shituation room

photo my brother took 30 seconds before getting a swan straight to the dome

I don’t care which party is in office the idea of watching a movie about the First Lady is a huge dork move. Unless she knows karate or something. If elected, I will marry Cynthia Rothrock

Sutter Cane's GoodReads page is wild.

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

This would be genuinely useful if someone wanted to pull it together

“I just need ONE movie, and dats Hell Comes to Frogtown. Freakin’ Classic! You got Rowdy Roddy Piper, sweet guns, hot babes—not gonna lie here Fryman, I’d bang the frog broads.”

You need to, as an adult, recognize when certain people are doing this annoying things humans do sometimes: Lying and being a bastard

www.patreon.com/c/ericafails Also been posting little drawings on the Patreon as I’ve been reading Discworld.

I need all of my British friends to see this.

All in all I'd have to say I don't enjoy being ruled by semi-literate perverts with infinite money

People romanticize the decade as being all neon and Kajagoogoo, but this is just what it was like to walk to school in Thatcher's America.

The Apatosaurus/Brontosaurus story you probably learned as a dinosaur-obsessed kid is substantively wrong!

JESUS: Forgive them, Lord; they know not what they— {puts finger to earpiece} Sorry, Lord, I'm now being told they absolutely do know what they do

Inside you there are two wolves. There are two pigs, two dogs, two horses; seven pairs of every clean animal and one pair of every unclean animal. There is an old couple and their three sons and their wives. You are made of cypress wood and are 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide and 30 cubits high.

Unfortunately the main thing that did happen was Daphne Galizia, one of the people who investigated it, got car bombed.

Dear Jeff yes hello from my work email. Can’t wait to see u at Sexcriminalboat ,,

Describe your bluesky account in a single image

Dang over a decade ago @iamdavidbrothers.com was writing about how posts about "look at how this racist is reacting to a thing" is ultimately just privileging the racist whether you mean for it to or not. It's definitely no way to live your life.

Kill the reflexive urge to engage with anything you think is neat by finding out what the worst people you can imagine are saying about it first. Feel what you're feeling and move on with your day.

New dating profile just dropped.

The way she mouths his lines as he's saying them in a perfectly community theater way is chef kiss.

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

There's a lot you can say about Catherine O'Hara's body of work, but the thing that she was the for real greatest of all time at was drunk acting. Not many could walk the balance of keeping it funny without dipping into caricature.

The end credits montage of The Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, particularly given the specific shot the producers decide to repeat -- count it -- 17 times www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc-x...

Gen X has the same thing going on that the Boomers had: An assumption that the generation is defined by the handful of subcultural outliers and not the other 95% of the demographic who bullied and called them homophobic slurs.

This is MY Shape of Water

I hope drones never fully replace fireworks, because I would feel really silly writing “…and when he leaned into her and kissed her, there were drones.”

This machine yub nubs fascists.

usually not a fan of tie-in books with photo covers but in this particular instance I can see how they thought this might work

"They're bringing back captive farm labor" should be a WAY bigger deal than it is. But it's all swaddled in layers & layers of bureaucratic gobbledygoo in the H2A program. So few writers have the attention span to look into it. And "LOOK! SECRET POLICE!" is kinda right in front of us. So. Yeah.