We are the daughters of the cats Alf couldn't eat

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Oh shit, the jig etc!

Complete Millenial Victory, we are now in charge of DI band programs

I live in the Dune universe but I'm somewhere else when all that stuff is going on. I have a job and a mortgage. Sometimes I rub synthetic Spice cream on my wrists when they get achey. A Harkonnen once killed three of my cousins with a spear

I keep a note on my phone to save possible pen names.

I just realized that WICKED is almost totally ripped-off from The Wizard of Oz and I can’t believe people aren’t talking about it.

People are probably calling Labour racist because Labour keep being racist. If they want to stop being called racist they should stop doing racist things.

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Top 5 film genres: 1. hero has to kill 100 bad guys 2. Two funny people have to kill 100 bad guys 3. A bunch of larger than life characters in a cool location and there’s a thing they all want 4: A bunch of larger than life characters in a cool location and there’s a murder to solve 5: car chase

started/going

Need some kind of blocklist for dweebs who respond to any kind of discussion about antisemitism with "Um ACKSHUALLY the DNA says..."

Top five film genres: 1. Let's fuck with something best left alone 2. Turns out people have always sucked in pretty much the same ways 3. You can't escape it [some combo of yourself and your terrible decisions] 4. Ape is somewhere you wouldn't normally expect an ape 5. Get the gang back together

STREAMER GREETINGS "Hey guys": Dated, cliché, unnecessarily gendered "Hello, kiddies": Intriguing, literally what the Cryptkeeper says, usually prefaces a twisted tale of devilish delights

Hey hey MIDDLE AGED BRITISH COMICS FAN ALERT LEW STRINGER IS SELLING SOME ORIGINAL ART FOR HIS DANDY STRIPS ON EBAY m.facebook.com/story.php?st...

I'm not trying to be mean, but racists who believe Trump betrayed them by being a child molester are not going to embrace the Democratic Party without forcing that party to embrace racism. And the people gained would in no way make up for those lost.

I've complained about this before, but dammit, studios keep wanting to create an interconnected series of Monster movies, but ain't nobody out here making movies where modern Luchadors fight against monsters.

I live my life a quarter chicken at a time.

Scavengers

LP, LP, ➜, LK, HP. I went back redid my Homer Akuma. This time with synched mouth and tweaks.

This is just for @franzferdinand2.bsky.social, thanks to @anthemis.bsky.social.

Remember, its beet season so maybe think about what you ate last before typing into WebMD in the bathroom. This message brought to you by me and my farm share box

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing. GUY WHO'S IN THE WRONG POST: Buddy,

Saw the play Witch! tonight not knowing anything about it. Lot more Morris dancing than I was expeting.

She's got a good point.

I'm sorry Ninja Gaiden I clearly was not familiar with your game

Fresh Kid neologism: Hair bidet: The detachable shower head attachment

Protect yourself.

I will say, being a Bill Clinton defender term-searching is the fastest non-TERF way to catch a block.

Youtube: "Adblockers aren't allowed on our website!" Me: Nazis aren't allowed on my computer but you keep trying to put 'em there, motherfucker. Sit on it and spin.

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

My brain still refuses to learn most of these words. It just goes “oh, that’s the e-word that Libertarian pedophiles think sounds better than pedophile somehow”

If you find yourself typing sentences expounding on the semantic difference between pedophile, hebophile, and ephebophile, you should delete those sentences, walk outside, lay down in the grass, let the vultures have your flesh, the sun to bleach your bones, etc

I want the very concept of nations dissolved

Men be thinking cause I don’t have lashes or weave that I’m low maintenance… Baby I like appliances and fine dining. You still finna be broke!

Ephebophile? You mean the protagonist of Wicked??

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

Remember, before you make a joke reply, check to make sure that someone else didn't already make that joke. This is how I avoided being a Johnny-come-lately with regards to a Spin Doctors riff.

My three main touchstones in movies for "Unfailingly polite and charming character who is nonetheless monstrous" are Walter Huston in The Devil and Daniel Webster, Kirk Douglas in Out of the Past, and Michael Palin in Brazil.

Gonna take a little bluesky break - seven apes have wrung my neck. I would love to keep posting but every time I open the app I am strangled by over half a dozen wild eyed apes. They broke my neck back and forth with their powerful small hairy hands.

My (French) wife is extremely, extremely clumsy and an amazing thing she says (in French) when she drops something is, "well, it ain't gonna fall any lower."

Are you gonna let some finance dweeb tell you what you can and can't get off to in your own goddamn home?

There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are

As far as I'm aware, no superhero has a rogues gallery quite as consistently *bald* as Superman's ferocious flock of follicly-challenged foes. Dozens of chrome-domed criminals have made Superman the ire of their depilated deviousness over the decades, so let's meet SUPERMAN'S BALDEST FOES!

Everyone should do their lettering at the layouts phase.

I think there are a number of people employed at the New York Times -- certainly not all of them, but many! -- who simply do not grasp how badly the paper's credibility has been shaken over the past few years, along several different axes, and for multiple different reasons

I just spilt a big cup of water onto my crotch and it soaked in, but it's important for everyone to know I did NOT pee my pants. if you see me with a big wet crotch it's from a cup of water. it's not pee it's normal water like from the tap. okay thanks

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