Don’t piss off the country you taught how to coup. Dumb ass.

My current view: Balan pawing at my phone.

So, we weren’t going to have a calendar this year. But I got to thinking about Pepé and I was like “How can I honor TWELVE YEARS of this majestic dog???” and then I decided she deserves HER VERY OWN 12 month calendar. I hope it’s not too late. #uglydogs www.createphotocalendars.com/Store/A+Doze...

Making my brain work hard this year. Starting here: youtu.be/MiUHjLxm3V0?...

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.

I drove up to Timberline with my daughter for a hot cocoa but there was a horde attempting to snow sport in the warm rain so we grabbed mochas at Mt. Hood Roasters instead. Lovely rainy drive all around. ❤️

I’m about to take a drive. 🤘🏽

I think I’ll go Scottish next year and celebrate Hogmanay. You’re supposed to start the year by cleaning out the old and eating a steak pie. Burghead celebrates on the 11th because they refused to move it when the Gregorian calendar was adopted. I mean we’ve been singing a Robert Burns song.

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My energy for 2026: the thick plottens.

Chicago’s annual snowplow naming contest is underway and Mayor Brandon Johnson is backing the name “Abolish ICE.” blockclubchi.co/4pi3DA4

Tonight’s smoothie: plant protein, unfiltered apple juice, mango kefir, frozen strawberries, blueberries, mangos, a banana, a coconut cream popsicle, ice. That popsicle is definitely the rug pulling all the ingredients together.

Here’s hoping the new year brings us an iconic young lead singer named Polly Crisis.

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Do yourself a favor if you drive as often as I do out into the wilderness.

I’m making Mexican chocolate ice cream for my hazelnut milkshakes. Get out of my yard.

I’m off for one whole day tomorrow. I’m gonna take a drive. I have a shiny new parks parking pass to use.

Picked up the cats’ petsmart haul and a hazelnut chocolate milkshake from burgerville for lunch. Making a note to make more of these milkshakes at home. Sooo good.

Oooo new Peter Dribble content! youtu.be/-FbnZ3zjRZ0?...

Shout out to all the amateur drinkers who think, because it’s New Year’s Eve, they can suddenly cope with 9 pints of lager and 8 Jägerbombs and will be found in the early hours of 2026 lying face down in a bush, covered in puke, and crying for their mum, after shitting themselves.

I fixed a lot of hardware today. My brain wants a vacation.

Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋

I am playing this over and over to anyone who wants to know what it’s like living here. youtube.com/shorts/kNgx9...

So the bed on the table Balan has decided is incredible is a plug in heated bed if weight is on it. None of the cats used it. I’d bought it for Samhain in August. I threw on some other fleece and now it’s the best thing ever. I was about to give it away.

That didn’t take long. Love you, Portland.

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Explore this gift article from The New York Times. You can read it for free without a subscription. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/n...

I scheduled speech therapy in Spanish because I can speak fine in English but need to figure out if I’ve lost my rolling Rs. Is there a word for speech dysmorphia?

The boys are in the moody corner.

Today has been renew all the subscriptions and cancel things I forgot about day.

Kenya Pleaser is an instant favorite. So much Florida. I wonder if there’s a Florida gay man trope. This is only half the cast. youtu.be/qZ4xmaNZbGo?...

We have a very large, fiesty bald eagle in care. So far we’ve had to force feed her. She’s finally decided to eat on her own, but only large fish. If anyone in Portland has connections to someone who fishes and is willing to donate salmon, trout or something of similar size, pls let me know.

First day back after a good break is rough. At least the work campus is still desolate so that’s nice.

As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.

Had a headache until I had my latte. What addiction?

This has been my energy on my socials and it has really helped my mental health.

Balan is gonna have a rude awakening when I go back to work tomorrow.

It’s not cancel culture. I just don’t like you or your way of thinking. I am not going to give you my time, thought, or energy to make you see when you’re so determined to play hate. Fuck off. If I could physically block you I would. Virtual spaces? Blocked.

"A platitude is a placebo for the mind; an aphorism is a wake-up call." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

All the sports I watched today is this.

Lloyd originally was an outdoor mall. But you’d know that if you went here.

Yasssssss!

This is in my front pocket for when I have to deal with the icky tech bros at work. I’ll just be thinking you code self dick kicks don’t you? and smiling.

I’m a making my own nut butters type of person now. 20 yr old me is sneering at myself from the aisles of Sundance Natural Foods market in Eugene.

Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small: I had a cancer tumor removed from my right tongue, my face reconstructed, and 30 radiation treatments. Still in the healing process but so far it’s good.

Plans? What plans. -my cats