Trump will sell anything that isn’t his to sell

Never forget Trump is not the hero of the story. He’s the villain, someone you could tell even as a little boy denied the truth, blamed others, and threw temper tantrums until he got his way. He’s a grandfather, and he’s still doing that. I would pity him if he weren’t such an asshole on purpose. P2

Never forget Trump is not the hero of the story. He’s the villain, someone you could tell even as a little boy denied the truth, blamed others, and threw temper tantrums until he got his way. He’s a grandfather, and he’s still doing that. I would pity him if he weren’t such an asshole on purpose.

I love when they try to sell bullshit and end up wearing it

What he said!

The light will find you, but how much of the world has to be destroyed before it does? You don’t have to be woke, but you do have to wake up before you drive to the polls and vote. There’s a reason Trump stories are so inconsistent. He’s lying about everything, always whether it’s 220 pounds.or………..

I’d say there was nothing more pathetic than a sore loser, but then they are sore winners, and people who cheat make it across yet still can’t stop complaining if this is gonna be a thing, saying every time you lost that it was fraud, and calling foul, you should let go of sports altogether

Cheating already, I see this is why Trump is not nearly as terrified as he should be. The man who ripped the side of the White House off has no intention of leaving office, and there’s nothing he won’t do to stay right where he is.

Take your fake Christianity and your fake patriotism and go to actual hell, no returns required or accepted

They tossed the word illegal around, yet when it comes to the criminal that is Trump. He’s allowed to break all the laws, including those made by God. I stand with the survivors who are standing up for the victims, unable to stand up for themselves

Trump, Mike Johnson, and a few other lascivious members of that cliché of a click have that cat-that-swallowed-the-canary look on their faces. What are you smiling at? I would be mortified at the hint of even knowing someone who did what you did, yet he’s smiling like I know something you don’t.🤢🤮

The Department of War has drunken weak man titties. No wonder she’s so angry.

Ivana Columbus discovers a previously undiscovered island in Albania and plants her flag

Melania sent a cease-and-desist letter to the place where the truth is stored, and it’s frustrated. She’s getting no response. She should’ve done that on that rant she made about Creese moss.

Screaming fire or the sky is falling in a crowded theater should be a crime, not just a cautionary tale

The Temu Monty Hall has brokered deals with Iran more than 20 times continues to do so. The term "deal" has completely lost its significance.

When a government official doesn’t seem familiar with the term conflict of interest, that is beyond problematic

A lie is still not the truth, no matter how many times you tell it. If people actually listened to what Donald Trump says, they would realize that those two things are miles apart.

Whatever happened to the days of good old communication, of having a conversation, being spoken to instead of talked at

Is this what we’re classifying as a tough guy now? We’re all doomed. I tell you, if that’s the measure of a man. I take a limp risk, sissy into battle with me way before I look for any kind of back up and support from the mean girl who doesn’t like her feelings hurt

It's not even machismo, it's just boring

JD never truth thinks stealing from Medicaid is bad

Why do you want cars? You can’t afford to put gas in or children that Trump and his friends will rape.

So much for the golden age of the Trumps, they wanted it to be their era, but instead they got error, error danger, Will Robinson

When they say, " Don’t mess with the bull because you’ll get the horns, this is what they were referring to. Once upon a time, we said, "Static don’t start none; there won’t be any." or something to that effect.

How was this classified as funny? Nobody’s paying him for his stand-up routine. Try doing some actual work for someone other than yourself. Leave the comedy to the comedians; you’re not as smart as Colbert, you’re not as clever as Kimmel, you’re punching above your weight class.

So, not lowering gas prices or egg prices or ending wars, digging up an 11 year-old grudge when she was off in another country, not thinking about you Trump‘s not a victim. He’s a volunteer and all his problems are self-inflicted because he’s got a mouth as big as all outdoors and those bone spurs.🥊

This isn’t Back to the Future, and I have no interest in going backward. If this administration and their swallowers want to live in Pleasantville, I’m sure there’s a blockbuster somewhere. Pride isn’t theirs to revoke, they don’t need to understand it, and they can feel free to avert their eyes

Trump is a chubby mean girl

The Epstein files were just part of it. He’s a real scumbag.

How do you spell criminal enterprise?TRUMP

The princess and her ballz out events nothing homoerotic about that

do as I say not as I do👇 “fuck off”

talk about a flake of snow

facts are their enemies Reality hurts their eyes.

don’t talk about it be about it

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Let’s get those flags up. I’m not going to take moral advice from a child rapist.

When you’re in an abusive relationship with a pathological liar, and you begin to crave being lied to, the warmth of those lies, your abuser is no longer the problem🫵 Your addiction to his abuse is the problem

Upset in Texas. Apparently, calling him soft in the hands didn’t have the effect they wanted, whose hands are softer than Trump‘s. He’s a princess without a ballroom.

The princess will not be denied her ballroom. Wow, talk about flakes of snow

This is from a man when asked what he thought of his wife’s country proudly stated I never got off the plane

have we thanked the president that killed tourism with all his monuments to bad taste and his ice thugs that damaged our reputation and made our country unsafe to the people that were bringing us money through tourism this is not a go to destination any longer Thank you President war crimes

So here it is, ladies and gentlemen, here’s the line, and if you have to look behind you, you’re disgusting. You should take your fake Christian values, your higher-than-thou attitude, grab your fake Messiah, and leave so we can make the country great again. Immigrants were never the problem.

If you cheered when Trump said this, then you should realize that was the very moment you permitted him to rape children. on top of the ones he’d already gone through on Epstein Island. Just remember the island isn’t just a place. It’s a violent act against children and women who said no, and ideal

They couldn’t tell such lazy lies if they weren’t lazy people willing to listen to them. There’s fault to go around. Fearmongering plays well in those parts. I really couldn’t say firsthand. I don’t speak whatever language that is, but they clearly know their audience.

When the Kool-Aid has a foul aftertaste, what you're tasting is shame. That's similar to the reason they add an odor to gas to save you from yourself

When Trump speaks of loyalty, I’m amazed lightning doesn’t strike him where he stands, but if complaining about two separate popes didn’t do it, then maybe he is a test sent by God that’s so many are failing miserably