Representing America, you know him as president war crimes some of you know him as the Prince of treason to folks back on the East Coast. He’s plain señor narcissist, cutting the king of England off so that he can’t greet any of his own guests, not as tacky as walking in front of the king, but close

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How is the deporting witnesses to president war crimes trump files being prioritized over eggs and gas prices

I don’t care how she got here. I’m just glad she’s finally here, and she sees her second coming of Jesus Christ for what it actually is, not a Red Cross doctor, but a pedophile enabling monster. I didn’t actually write this; a Staffer did, and they’ve since been reprimanded.

So you think you can pardon them all. Yes, I judge you by the company you keep. Redefining them as American hostages is offensive to human decency

They think the Democrats are so dumb, but at least they understand irony. and no entitlement when they see it.

Your country shows me your receipts. How do I know you didn’t steal it from an American indian or something?

The entitlement needs to stop. Unfortunately, bullies don’t listen to reason. “Oh, so you thought he was talking about you.”

Let us not forget who threw the first stone over Charlie Kirk. When the biggest bully in the world was suddenly anti-hate speech, we all have our roles to play, our jobs to do and hers was to destroy the historic rose garden. Let Jimmy Kimmel do his in peace. I laughed, so he’s done it correctly.

How about Trump and his entire clown car of an administration and his grifter family banish themselves to Epstein‘s Island like Roman Polanski and never leave Baron and Tiffany can stay and if they choose to visit let that be a choice, but the rest of them need to go. You just regrew your fake 🌽 👂🌾

How Trump defines an American hostage. Either a transgender mouse whispered this in his ear, or he read it in his self-published Bible. Either way, I call horse shit.

Just remember, when Trump complains about AI, this is the same AI that he wants to take the place of human teachers because he thinks it’s more easily controlled. We’re living at the very beginning of a Terminator movie. Have you thanked him?

Looks like Tucker Carlson‘s IQ just went up a few notches. I imagine that Kool-Aid leaves a bad aftertaste.

The only people who like Donald J war crimes Trump haven’t met him yet

Caroline Levitt was it never heard of her

Did he steal the receipt, too? Maga should worry about why they give the last of their money to buy commemorative plates, gold sneakers, phones that don’t work, or pieces of his jailhouse suit. Clearly, we have different priorities in life. I don’t need to understand yours; stay out of mine.

This guy shouldn't be the county dog catcher

Poor guy people always putting fake news in his mouth. what a shame he doesn’t have free Will.

When the difference is crystal clear style over substance the one on the right lacks all of those qualities she is without

Trump's “brags” are called lies

You might be asking yourself what kind of loser thinks this is winning. I wouldn’t know, I don’t associate with that element. There’s a reason people judge you by the company that you keep.

The greatest lie POTUS ever told you was that that “word” was free of consequences, perhaps because he doesn’t know the word consequence. It’s not violence. They’re American hostages.

if you don’t know the answer to a question it’s OK to say you don’t know lying about. It is not OK.

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw bones When you cancel the Department of Education so you can promote this in its place, keep your eyes on your own paper stand in your own f-ing lane. and quit trying to bring the rest of the world down to your pathetic level, respectively. 🙏

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Don’t worry, Homer, I’m sure Trump is hiding behind you like he hides behind anyone and everyone to keep from taking responsibility for his horrific actions and the blasphemous things that leave his trashy mouth. He is the absolute worst - for the fact he won’t own it. I didn’t post this Staff did.

You can’t unring a bell! Trump would have to climb several levels just to reach the gutter. But you know what’s worse than Trump could ever be, the swallowers who allow him his reign of terror on the world. Shame on you.

But Melania, this is about the victims. It’s not even about you if you want it to be about you why don’t you testify under oath? or take a knee!

stupid fuck

Creese Moss, who gives a Fu Give me a break. I’m working my ass off like a dog trying to pull Christmas together, and they say to me what’s about the children well, they should’ve stayed in their own countries with their parents

Remember that time Trump called Nancy Pelosi a word that started with a B. I think he meant Boss

You spelled Christian wrong

Big Yellow Hearse

Here's a picture of me looking like a nurse. 😶

mea culpa. A little humility goes a long way, and Trump is not just representing himself. He represents an entire country to the world, and to blatantly say, "You don’t matter to me, so you don’t matter to my presidency," is problematic for an employee of the United States.

First time, shame on him; second time, shame on his enablers. If you don’t get this, then you are exactly the problem.

first, you love me then you hate me. That’s a game for fools.

On the same day, the same loser knowingly posted a fake picture of Harris at a Diddy freak off. This is the kind of low-brow non-Christian activity. You can expect from a man who rode into his presidency in a garbage truck. still hasn’t apologized. He just passed the buck part of his entitlement.

This is what they think is appropriate music. Have you ever done a background check on anyone? Meaning Skid Row rock?

I don’t know which royal family she thinks she descends from, but I think reality just popped up to bite her in the ass. There is nothing wrong with modest beginnings or selling your own body to survive, but don’t get on a high horse and look down when you know what you did to get where you are

what is the Trump said when he posted the fake clip of Harris at a Diddy freak off someone sent it to me and I just thought it was interesting so I decided to post it always reassigning blame

Melania doesn’t know this word friends you speak of they don’t have that in her country

Amanda Umgardo When you step up to a podium to tell filthy lies about not running in pedophile circles, people from your past will come forward and tell the truth for you. This is why they say that all the people you step over on your way to the top will see you again on your way down.

Here we go again, using the Proud Boys that we know now is ice to do bidding because that’s what losers do, they cheat and cry foul because winning is too hard

remember that time she was gonna sue Hunter Biden because he said that Epstein introduced them you notice that lawsuit went away as soon as she realized she would have to testify under oath. Do you remember Pepperidge Farm remembers

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to