I mean, c'mon...

damn that baby looks cool as hell

We got rick-rolled by Rian Johnson

RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).

We see what you did there, Pluribus.

It drives me nuts when a terrible person dies, and we are all supposed to pretend they were great, like telling the truth is somehow uncouth. Brigette Bardot was a truly despicable racist, homophobe, bigot, and lifelong supporter of fascists. Acknowledge her work, I guess, but don't celebrate her.

I have spent many hours for over a decade trying to get a shot like this.

If you see this, post your woso fave:

I ditched working at United Way, which is a nonprofit cancer.

...or, and hear me out here, you didn't recognize the joke.

Actually, quite excited for this.

Got my tickets for New Years Eve. It’s going to be a fun night!

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

him: license and registration, please me: *slides him fish* him: ... me: *slides him another fish* him: have a good day, sir

For ryan...

Dear @housedemocrats.bsky.social 80%of this country feels this way about this "administration". I don't believe there is nothing you can't do RIGHT NOW to stop a man who has sexually tortured girls and women, been responsible for murder, starved thousands.

Worth noting that Stephen Miller almost certainly knows Sinatra and Martin had immigrant parents. He's just trolling, trying to get outraged people to spread his bigoted message through their corrections.

Preview of what's coming up in January: www.southeastexaminer.com/2025/12/colo...

Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...

Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself 1. Does this need to be said 2. Does this need to be said by me 3. Does this need to be said by me right now It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)

Friends, it is w/a heavy heart that I share news that @munchkinfunk.bsky.social passed away last night after battling congestive heart failure & pulmonary fibrosis. Ryan was a real one, a great friend & father to 3 amazing kids & countless pitbull furkids. He asked me to share this msg with you all:

Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.

And a hearty "FUCK YOU!!!" to those of you driving liking assholes and endangering other drivers, especially if you were recently traveling on I-5 between Portland and Salem. Merry Christmas.

Happy Christmas from Finnegan and the rest of the Diskins.

More wine Vicar? www.amazon.com/Funny-Penis-...

While we are out here piling on the Governor for her Christmas Eve pledge to attack preschool students and their families, send a few bucks to Mitch Green, who has used his office to debunk tax flight myths and stand in the way of Kotek’s plans.

In Icelandic folklore Jólakötturinn, the Yule Cat, comes to eat those who do not wear their new clothes for Christmas. In this image, you can see somebody did not put on their new Christmas sweater. Or perhaps even more unfortunately, no one got them one! More ... 👇

All We Want for Christmas is the Abolition of All Police Seen in Vancouver. #ACAB #FTP

Fantabulous Devo ornament I also got in my stocking. It's a 45 adapter my sweetie turned into an ornament! Are we not men? We are festive!

These are people trying to help others with food. This era can fuck right off.

Wondering how I did it? I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice. I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.

I'm not sure if this account ever misses.

Merry Christmas from Peter Lorre and Sidney Greenstreet

And these hands

Yikes!!

bring the light

NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani on Mustapha Kharbouch, the Palestinian student who was falsely accused last week of being the Brown University shooter by various racists and conspiracy theorists.

This has happened before. In the late 1930s, Eddie Bauer doctored a photo of their original store, removing the animal carcasses. This was to appeal to urban lifestyle customers drawn to the idea of outdoor life, but didn't like the idea of hunting. Hence renaming hunting coats to barn coats postwar

Everyone has a friend who would eat the, "We're Alive" cookie.

Christmas Eve Eve

Happy Christmas! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s8l...

this image is maybe the single greatest joke in TRADING PLACES. and also a pretty apt description of the trump/vance/national conservative vision of america

Whatever you do, don't bring up the marinara's divorce.

Hee hee hee Art makes me so happy. Look at these pins! There’s a fish in the percolator!

A holiday tradition like none other.

This, of course, from Lance Armstrong's biggest fan. 🤮