ryan
@munchkinfunk.bsky.social
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Failing to meet expectations since 1975
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You know what gets my goat? Chupacabras.
4 months ago
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What a guy ❤️ things will never be quite the same without him
3 months ago
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Things hurt too much right now, but thank you so much to my Dads dear friends for being there for him. It means so much. I feel like there is always so much left unsaid. He was such a good man. He didnt deserve to suffer. Please have adventures and live your life in his honor. ❤️❤️
3 months ago
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While it wasn’t Christmas eve, it was Christmas night smh (funny dude until the end)
add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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Hello friends, if you saw notifs liking your posts, it wasn’t my Dad from beyond the grave. It was me, his daugher Mya. Finally felt the strength to look through his phone. I will try to make sure everyone knows when we have a celebration of life in the spring. Peace and love to everyone ❤️❤️❤️
3 months ago
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Merry Crisis.
3 months ago
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With it being Christmas Eve, I have the funniest opportunity to do something overnight.
3 months ago
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Slept the whole day less about 4 hours. Just woke at 3am but not staying awake for long. 💤😴
3 months ago
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So anyway, happy Christmas time from my last one on this earth.
3 months ago
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“You’ve survived all your hardest days” only gets you to the day that you won’t.
3 months ago
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Maybe I didn’t deserve love and happiness.
3 months ago
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My guys, I thought it was 6am. Like why am I getting served a quesadilla for breakfast.
3 months ago
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Crazy to think that all those shithead teenagers I used to hangout with when I was a shithead teenager are all grown up shitheads now, just like me.
3 months ago
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*ring ring* Nurses station, do you need aomething? Nope. Just seeing how you are. So, what are you doing? Do you need anything?
3 months ago
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On a scale of 1-10, today fucking sucks so far.
3 months ago
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Felt cute. Might delete later. IDK.
3 months ago
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Trying to recruit me to Team Jesus while I’m on my deathbed is fucking nefarious work.
3 months ago
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Let’s take a social type guy that thrives on human interaction and put him in isolation and seclude him away without even a dog or cat for company, just shits and giggles. Just to see what happens. Spoiler: He looses his f’ing mind.
3 months ago
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Fuck the Feds
3 months ago
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Day 34 in the hospital 🫠
3 months ago
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Got a good nurse tonight 🙏🏼
3 months ago
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Budget is tight this year so everyone is getting a big wet sneeze from me right in their open mouth. 🫶🏻
3 months ago
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The weekend crew isn’t as down with your boy funk as the weekday crew is. No one popping in to visit or shoot the shite. It gets lonely in this bitch. This must be how Jesus felt…
3 months ago
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I like my uncrustables al dente.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Why are people? Last week, they’re all friendly and jokey, this week barely a wave. The fuck?? It’s always been so confusing for me. Did I do or say something? Is it you just being a weirdo? Seriously… I hate that shit. Makes me feel so awkward and self conscious.
3 months ago
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Sup, fuckers?
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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SteppingonLEGOz
3 months ago
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I always internalize the bad shit that happens to me. Like in some secret way, I deserved it or something.
3 months ago
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Am I the first of us that has a chance of seeing Mr. Jolly?
3 months ago
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🚨 Good Boy Alert 🚨
3 months ago
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Wow. Apparently all the good care providers took the week off. Care here the last 2 days here has very lack luster.
#yelp
3 months ago
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Max and Alivia 🫶🏻
3 months ago
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I don’t care for this guy so far. All the good nurses have the week off, apparently.
3 months ago
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Nurse just changed my name to his 😂😂
3 months ago
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The Green is my cannula I shall not cough Y’ay tho I breathe with a rasp and a weeze I shall fear no desat for the RT is with me Your tank and mask they comfort me
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Max got married yesterday so we had “The Talk”. Frankly, I learned a lot of valuable information.
3 months ago
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Wow. I am so happy that this professional health care provider is being a thunder cunt to me as I am dying. Clearly my request for a snacky snack was out of line.
3 months ago
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If we were ever locked up together, I would totally protect you in the shower.
3 months ago
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Me: Thanks for visiting me 🫶🏻 Them: Good to see you, get better soon. Me:
3 months ago
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Vaseline in my nose
3 months ago
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I hope I get a little extra bonus credit for sticking this horrible shit out to the end and not suck starting my Mossberg 88 about it. Would be a shame to go through all this pointless bullshit for nothing. Oh wait… 🤔🤔🤔
3 months ago
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Ygrene
about 1 year ago
[making pizza rolls] instructions: heat them up me: yes instructions: let them cool me: no
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For all the grief and anguish this has caused me, there has been good, too. Too much to list. Faces I just met and names I just learned who have made a huge impact on these twilight days of mine. Made to feel safe, cared for, appreciated and even loved. Complete strangers to me. Angels.
3 months ago
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Hatman: Tonight you will be visited by three spirits. Robitussin. Morphine. Sudafed.
3 months ago
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A fuckwad is which: A) Single wadded up fuck B) A conglomeration of multiple fucks, wadded together?
3 months ago
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I love you, Good Boy
3 months ago
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Since I had to leave the house so quickly, I never got to say goodbye to Snoop. It’s looking like seeing him again is highly unlikely. They gave me a hospice quilt that I have been using a lot. I’m giving it to him so he can have my fresh scent one more time so he knows.
3 months ago
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