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For decades, birthday party clowns folded balloons and played games. John Wayne Gacy is taking a different approach.

To be fair this is a photograph of my actual doctor.

Look, I’m sure she is a nice lady who found some financial benefit to the tax cut on her tips but please don’t insult my intelligence by suggesting that she was suddenly able to cover CANCER TREATMENTS with the money she saved on tips.

Is there anything more American than "Doordash Grandma"?

Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

transphobia is a luxury belief, which is why it’s so prevalent among beltway types who don’t have real problems

New page of SEATON'S AUNT up on Patreon. www.patreon.com/c/Shaenon

‪I helped organize boycotts of The Last Temptation of Christ and the art exhibition featuring "Piss Christ". Here's why I don't care that Donald Trump is attacking the pope.

We need to do more than win in November. We need a massive blue wave. The only way to stop the MAGA shenanigans of the Trump regime is to win big, limit their power, and then do it again in 2028. Please follow the people on this list who are on the frontlines fighting for US. go.bsky.app/K6JGV3h

Orban, Bolsonaro, Trump, and all the rest of these goons want you to believe they are inevitable and, once in power, invincible. They are not.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

There is no McTry.

"All eight pages showed up completely penciled and inked and Wolverine was stark naked throughout the entire eight pages, full frontal and rear view. “And I called up Sam and I said, ‘Sam, this is very nice. And Wolverine has a lot to be proud of. But it's comic books, and we can't print this.’"

if you want a shot of optimism remember that ten years ago Victor Orban's position seemed unassailable and today he and his movement are failing.

Welcome back to the Artemis II crew :) Such a huge relief watching them arrive safely!

This month's Patreon wallpaper is a witch walk. www.patreon.com/c/Shaenon

JD Vance is on a historic roll: He campaigns for AfD in Germany - they lose. Invited the Pope to come to US for Trump’s big event - Pope refuses. Leads peace negotiations with Iran - fails miserably. Campaigns in Hungary for Orbán - who gets smoked.

Totally looking forward to the worlds oceans being carved up into constantly disputed toll lanes. A lof of the ways Trump is fucking the world over were totally predictable, but I gotta confess he's really been able to uncover some ways to fuck every single human being that I had not imagined.

Lmfao a trans woman wrote a short story called I identify as an attack helicopter and got her entire life destroyed but being a serial sexual predator as a white cis dude just has no consequences this is such a cool world we live in Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

We elected a government of game show hosts, podcasters, and grifters who have just broken the global economy to generate social media content, all because we were mad that our roofers spoke Spanish. This is, hands down, the dumbest imperial collapse ever.

One of my mom's first jobs was working in a bank. Her father had to open an account for her, she could not open her own account. At the bank she worked at, which was paying her.

congratulations to the astronauts who get credit for a moon mission using rocket development work by trans women who had to quit their job and flee the state of florida and can’t celebrate this win with their coworkers

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

I love the 90s WB cartoon approach of writing material for no imaginable demographic. There's a Pinky and the Brain that's an episode-long parody of Billy Jack. Animaniacs did a simultaneous takeoff of Apocalypse Now and the suppressed Jerry Lewis Holocaust movie The Day the Clown Cried.

We can't ignore that the President of the United States threatened to commit war crimes in our names. Congress must vote to stop Trump’s war.

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

NEWS: Trans kids in Minnesota can access their gender-affirming care again. www.advocate.com/health/trans...

the world was a better place back when these apolitical dipshits just kinda sat politics out instead of in 2024 when they all voted for Trump entirely based on vibes and then googled what tariffs are the day after the election

“Reports”??? He’s got access to the best intelligence in the world. He doesn’t know?

As I’ve said: We elected the one person in the whole world who is NOT interested in reading the President’s Daily Brief.

It doesn’t matter if he has dementia or a personality disorder it matters that he’s an actual nazi and the world continues acting as if that’s not the case. When it’s actually all that matters. Always has been.

Response by Epstein survivors to Melania's bullshit press conference.

One of the most brazenly corrupt events in history will take place tomorrow when Jared Kushner represents the U.S. in critical negotiations with Iran to end the war while he accepts millions in fees (and billions in investments) from the Saudi gov’t which has been lobbying Trump to continue the war

Jesse Singal is back on his transphobic bullshit by arguing that the trans rights backlash is self-inflicted and that anyone pointing to coordinated right-wing funding is peddling a "conspiracy theory." It's a masterclass in false dichotomy and victim blaming. archive.ph/ZD74X

REPORTER: They're still firing ballistic missiles! HEGSETH: Excuse me. Why are you so rude? Just wait. So nasty.

Hey, I realize you're all busy with other stuff right now but I wanted to just take a minute to make it very clear that I am not and have never been close friends with the Boston Strangler

Melania: “I never had a relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell.”

you fucking guessed it! "Last year, Philz was purchased by private equity firm Freeman Spogli & Co., which also owns Popeyes Chicken and El Pollo Loco, for a reported $145 million, according to Mission Local, though the company did not provide details of the deal."

Paying tribute to Sam Kieth. www.tcj.com/sam-kieth-ja...

In 2011 the late ALAN RICKMAN wrote this letter of advice to his 16yr old self.

Thinking of Kurt Cobain today, like I do every April 8. Take care of yourselves, never be afraid to ask for help, and please always look to brighter days ahead. The world is a better place with you in it. 988lifeline.org

Thesis: Breaking Bad is just somebody's Pinky and the Brain fanfic that got out of hand

The art of the deal.

At this point it's clear that he is deliberately creating chaos to whip-saw global markets so his sons can make money on insider trading. Evil.

WHAT WE KNOW, 11pm: —Liberals flip seat on Wisconsin supreme court. —Also flip important school board seats in WI, OK, MO. —Dems win Waukesha mayor race. —GOP defends MTG's seat, but Dems way overperform. —Big MO county rejects property tax freeze.

Billionaires are crying foul about California's proposed wealth tax. Don't fall for their fearmongering. A one-time, 5% tax on their excessive wealth is essential to funding what millions of Californians need — and to preserving our democracy.

I honestly suspect that he vacillates like this in order to push what people will accept as a norm. The news cycle has moved on from him kidnapping the president of Venezuela, or threatening to invade Greenland, or colonizing Palestine or— it’s not distraction. It’s abuser behaviour.