all that we call lives and souls, lie dreaming, dreaming, still

match my $20 donation and I will draw you a strange little medieval creature!! let's help out our beloved pirate nana!!

the gentleman pirate i presume

Everything reminds me of them....

if i were an NHL player, i would simply put the puck in my opponent's net and not let my opponents score in my net

😌😌

Ed Teach speech bubble

The year is 2026. Researchers at The Museum of English Rural Life have pushed rural heritage to the brink. They asked: what would happen if we got some toy rats and dressed them in beautiful, handmade clothes inspired by heritage crafts?

Zoomed in; was not disappointed

The best thread currently going on Bluesky

No one cooks umber right

Moby Dick seeks thee not. It is thou, thou, that madly seekest him!

Send us! Gays aren't afraid of the straits.

I understand you, Toad

Shout out to the top 5 pans in the world, frying, Peter, marzi, Ja and wings.

Hello, Gaius Cassius Longinus here. I have a favor to ask you. Julius Caesar has DECLARED himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE! I need you to send a denarius to Save The Republic PAC RIGHT NOW so we can stop Caesar from making himself a king.

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

Today, on the Ideals of March, virtuous Romans affirmed their commitment to the principles of the founding of the Republic. It was a small but touching ceremony.

YouTube has removed "sort by date" in search results. Here's why that's "platform enshittification" (© @doctorow.pluralistic.net) the recurring process of 1. Lock in users with good service 2. Exploit your monopoly for advert £$€ 3. Chase profit so hard that your platform becomes bad for everyone

I realize that it’s ancient history for most of today’s journalists, but they better start reading up on the Vietnam War pretty damn fast.

This is so tragic it's actually incredibly funny

#PhantomsFriday The Drowned Man's Ghost Tries to Claim a New Victim for the Sea, Thorvald Niss [1842-1905] Skagens Museum, Skagen, Denmark #TheVictorianBookoftheDead

Time for another one of my least beloved memes “Obi Wan gives music trivia and leaves Luke to die”

Self-own of the decade: BuzzFeed pivots toward AI slop, loses everything. futurism.com/artificial-i...

If you're a writing professional who'd rather *not* have random AI-generated articles attributed to you without your knowledge or approval, here's the opt-out email: [email protected] It's insufficient and tacky af, but it's a start. Go ye thereforth, etc. etc. etc.

The whole point of defending the right for uncomfortable, or even reprehensible fiction to have the right to exist isnt that its all cool and nothing is ever wrong with it Its that government/corpo organizations will NEVER look at things with the """nuance""" you think is so self evident

nothin better than standing regular-style in my favorite restaurant. i love to cross that threshold and plant my feet in a loose but vigilant straddle, like anyone would

I sometimes worry that too many people think being a good critic means being a self-righteous dick about every little thing and I think far too many miss the point that you can't critique anything if you don't know how to love something.

For the tech world, education *is* a chore, you want to get the bare minimum as fast as possible before jumping in and making big bank at a start up, or as an entrepreneur yourself. Everything in the path of wealth or power or validation *through* these things must be discarded.

Happy International Women's Day

borgasm

how to get out of the mirror universe

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

This makes me so sad.

Google is partnering with Back Market to sell USB sticks that let you install ChromeOS Flex on older Windows and Intel-powered Macs collecting dust. www.wired.com/story/back-m...

It’s 3am and I can’t sleep

SORCERY

please to not give in to despair. if you want to start somewhere you can help, a donation to Doctors Without Borders is a great place to start

Calico Jack

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Netflix won't counter Ellison's offer. Ladies and gentleman, the full right wing power grab is here and will now be beamed into every home on CBS, CNN, HBO, movies from Warner and Paramount. about.netflix.com/en/news/netf...

I really like Garbage Day - I have no idea how I initially found it or why I subscribed, but it’s been an excellent news source I really appreciate these days

i may be biased, but this is correct.

Hot sopranos in your aria

threads is Grizz and bluesky is DotCom

May I introduce you to Calico Jacques? His superpower is using his mustache as a whip, u welcome 😌 This came up a while ago on a server and I HAD to draw it :B (the genius behind the concept isn't on socials, but say all together "thank you, magical anonymous person ✨️") #calicojackofmd #ofmdfanart

i promise you, you will not guess what this is responding to god i love the Internet