I think one of my favourite things is when someone has a thing they assume is just a normal thing everyone does/experiences, and starts talking about it only to be met with blank stares, and "WTF?" Stuff like the "poop knife" and "sleep jail"

Like, THIS ISN'T NEW. THIS IDEA IS FROM THE 1800s! ARE WE REALLY STILL DOING THIS IN 2024? archive.nytimes.com/op-talk.blog...

Like, there's actually been shit written about relationships that are TOO IDEALIZED being "bad for women's minds".... but also if it's a VILLAIN it's bad now too also, for some reason. So... not allowed to read fluff, not allowed to read dark. Just say you hate women, and go.

Thinkpieces about women being attracted to villains like a newspaper from 1850 like “women reading novels? Why we must send them to the sanitarium afterwards, for they will think it is real and become hysterical!”

My husband asked if I could repair some underwear he had that was ripped and I was NOT prepared for the entire seam to be torn open I was like HONEY WHAT DID YOU DO TO THESE? He made up a hilarious lie about how he saw me and couldnt control himself so technically I ripped them😂

oh hot diggity are we litigating the HEA again? I honestly think this topic comes up at least annually. What do you think? More than once a year? Every few?

Genuinely could not care less what a man who dislikes and doesn't understand what women see in romantasy books thinks of the genre tbh Even speaking as someone who loves the concept of romantasy but can acknowledge that a great amount of the stuff on shelves rn is crap

My husband is less happy with 911 than I am lol He said “they killed off a character and replaced it with nothing” and called this last episode “tragedy porn” and was upset they killed that woman getting the scan He only watches it because I do, so he’s less forgiving than me 😅

911 is so bleh lately I dunno, just the whole thing of killing Bobby means the show feels like such a downer LOL and every new case where a main character is in danger i feel like i don't care, like "okay cool, kill them too i guess, whatever"

Finding out the editor in chief of The Gamer is an anti is amusing and infuriating because what is this??? lol Using your massive platform to have a personal tantrum about your NOTP (that hasn’t even gone canon) is so funny #ghoulcy

I've been chuckling about this all week. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

people getting mad over the "Dispatch trivializes sexual assault" are missing the point that many people play these kind of games so that hotties will grab up on the main characters shit because we get this ENJOY IT

Ngl I was super into Stranger Things 10 years ago when it was first out, but the massive waits, for increasingly lower quality writing, as well as finding out INCREDIBLY unsavoury things about the cast and creators has really soured it for me and I no longer care about s5

i hope everyone jacking off right now has a pleasant cum

The humiliating moment you're writing a one-shot PWP when you realize it's starting to take a while to scroll down to the part where you're at and you cave and add a chapter marker

www.badinternetbills.com#stop-csam In addition to calling your reps, this website has both a lot of information explaining why these bills are bad/ why section 230 must be protected, as well as petitions to sign for each individual issue! Signing petitions helps! Make your calls, sign petitions!

Sometimes if my husband and I are already partway through a show we aren’t enjoying because it’s too awful, we have a talk where we decide as a couple to either stop watching OR to make it “a heckling show” where we are now permitted to yell mockery at the tv together

AO3 down nooooooo (╯°Д°）╯ 彡 ┴┴

Grok + my own renders😊😊😊😊😊😊😊Them kissing is everything! #dbh #detroitbecomehuman #rk800 #hankcon #conhank #hankanderson #hankxconnor #hankconnor #hank&connor #gay #grok

For more history on the ORIGINAL trope that "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" sprung from, check out this “Hydra Trash Party" blog. It came first, and was MCU specific, so DD:DNE was created later on, as a term for fics in that style in ANY fandom whatisthehydratrashparty.tumblr.com

Re: “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” I always just use the original definition as coined by the creator, mostlyvalid on Tumblr, as the all fandom alternative to “HYDRA Trash Party”. ie. There will be no subversion or condemnation of the things tagged, proceed with caution

"Outsider POV" fics are so fucking good Whether they're poignant and angsty, a "shipper on deck", or someone who is 100% done with the pairing and sick of their shit it ALWAYS HITS

For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it -Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment -you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨

#Pluribus When i said I hoped there would be dubcon age-gap gay kissing in the new Vince Gilligan show this wasn't exactly what I expected but thank u anyways sir

Guys I think I downloaded the wrong Frankenstein movie

Guys I think I downloaded the wrong Frankenstein movie

Guys I think I downloaded the wrong Frankenstein movie

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For those unfamiliar Ana Valens has been one of the 2 big names organizing and spearheading the protests on payment processors. And one of the first journalists to had covered the topic of collective shout, their hypocrisy and war on adult content.

I WANT MARUZENSKY SO BAD GUYS I AM SO UNLUCKY I HAVE ONLY LIKE 2 BIKINI MARU FROM TIMED SHOP AND NOTHING ELSE PLEASE UMAMUSUME GODS, PLEASE LET ME HAVE HER I NEED HER

Anyways I haven’t seen the new Frankenstein and also I’m having a no discourse month My Frankenstein post is just a joke and not any sort of commentary or subtweeting I swear lol Pure shitposting based on the origin of that movie because I find it terribly funny haha

Guys I think I downloaded the wrong Frankenstein movie

nsfw content gets a rap of being easy money or "the dream" but every single one of us is wondering what's going to happen when the life we've built for ourselves is going to get taken away by law or platform TOS

That has to be related to the fact that you encounter people on a daily basis who cannot distinguish fiction from reality. They watch movies and they treat what they're viewing as a documentary of events that happened to a guy they've never met. They also treat the news the same way.

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

I’m so happy Umamusume added the Event Helper feature because I cannot be arsed to remember every outcome one of my honses might get 😭

NSFW zine: we want you to be FREAKY*!!! *except freaky in a, b, c, d, e, f, g...x, y, z ways. those are NOT allowed.

I was overtaken by my love for Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul when I watched, but my ONLY regret is that I found it so late and wasn't able to experience watching it week by week Only a few months later Pluribus came out and NOW I GET THE VINCE GILLIGAN REALTIME EXPERIENCE

Just watched an old movie called The Gay Deceivers(1969) It's about two straight best friends who attempt to get out of the vietnam draft by pretending to be gay lovers but then THE ARMY STARTS MONITORING THEM so they have to move in together and pretend to be gay IT'S AMAZING

I spent my Sunday making buttons for the different card piles and making an animation for your cards flying to the discard pile, in case you were wondering how things are going in the Gamedev Mines 😌 #IndieGameDev #GameDev #IndieDev #WLCG

When I watched Breaking Bad for the first time this year I only knew bits and pieces I knew the basic concept, memes, and I also knew how many guys “hated Skyler” I spent the whole series waiting to find out what she did that made everyone hate her It never happened

Everyone shut up! Stop what you're doing! AND NOW Put your favorite characters in situations 👀👀 (In your head? On the TL? In a WIP? Yes to all!) Ahhhhhh....now isn't that much better? 🤩

Someone with more education than me needs to make a masterpost on Bronfenbrenner and how it relates to "media normalizing immoral/harmful things" because it's pretty much just flat-out impossible for romance novels and Ao3 stories to normalize ANYTHING by themselves

“Fuck, Marry, Kill” in media interviews is only fun when ppl play it properly uncensored When interviewers do their silly “Kiss, Marry, Kick Out” games it’s just cringe, we are all adults here, come on now

I do find it amusing how many superhero stories do the "What if a guy had powers like Superman but he was EVIL" LOL Hyperion, Omni-Man, Homelander, etc

Adaptations are all about perspective 😌 (I've been either guy, depending on the adaptation hahaha)

Dispatch spoilers #DispatchSpoilers ONLY 5%!!!!!?!!!?!?!?!?!