One time I was calling over a neighbor’s cat named The Undertaker saying “Come on Undertaker, baby I got a treat for you.” I also lived next to a funeral home. So when I looked up over the fence I realized the undertaker was holding a bag of trash staring at me calling him in for a treat.

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Send me your most "things go normally and not extremely opaque and stupid" energy today so I can take a hot shower for the first time in a week

Shoukei you gotta get a fuckin grip. They should never have let teenagers be immortal

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

Maybe only one more electric kettle shower and space heater sleep in my future. Only took until after the first frost!

Guys how do you use a microscope with a boom 😭 I've only ever used ones with built in stages and I'm definitely not using it right

Just a few more days to get #StrayChildren with a launch-week discount! AND ALSO to get all the rest of our Nintendo Switch and Steam games for 30% off! Don't wait!

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

I'm a pretty great guy but I consistently raise cats that are even more lovable than me somehow (because they are kitty cats)

Everyone at my job is so nice and excited to have me 😭😭😭 I've barely done anything substantial yet and they're already saying nice things about my work

look at my son

I also made this online document of easy-to-take actions for allies who want to support trans people right now: docs.google.com/document/u/0... 🏳️‍⚧️

look at my son

i've been listening to the spongebob production music (ie, a lot of surfer music, 60s action tv tunes, etc) and it's amazing how little of the actual length they used. this is the track from squidward's interpretive dance and they used a grand total of 4 seconds youtu.be/liohBsQ40Ps?...

My (previously sold-out) talk in Boston next Tuesday just added a bunch of seats! I'd love to see you there! ticketing.bostonjfilm.org/websales/pag...

Three new species of tree toads from Tanzania have been discovered. 🐸 These amphibians don’t lay frogspawn or have a tadpole phase like most other toads, but instead give birth to live young! Find out how museum specimens helped scientists to discover these species. 👇 www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/new...

Wow! A 9/10 from Siliconera! "Stray Children is a unique and special JRPG from developers [who] aren’t afraid to embrace every element of that era. Every frustration even feels like it is there for a reason, just like every joyful, poignant, or dark moment does." www.siliconera.com/review-onion...

Local government is cool actually

if we got rid of short form videos as a mainstream way of exchanging information, AI-generated vids wouldnt be a problem since you cant make them longer than 5 seconds anyway

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

I am learning so much about ticks ... They are pretty scary actually, at least what they can do to you

The globular springtail Dicyrtomina saundersi in our #Staffs garden this morning. Between 1-2 mm long. #collembola #mesofauna #macro #photography

FUN FACT. Ticks are #arachnids, so they usually have 8 legs. But not always! When they hatch, they have only 6—the additional pair grows after the first molt 🕵 don't be fooled by mistaking them for insects! #bugsky Day 27 of #invertober2025 features the American dog tick and its sexual dimorphism

That's two trans women so far today caught in a bad nap... Be careful out there ladies

Can anyone tell me how silly I can get with business casual

orz I forgot breakfast and my headphones to study with

I am really sorry I have to ask for donations, but my bills hit and I can't keep up. I am killing myself with the workload I have at the moment, every bit helps me so much. ko-fi.com/graysonevans

My cat is trying to heal me

hey if you are an artist who depends on SNAP, ✅ share some art ✅ share links to where people can buy from/donate to you ✅ share the thread ✅ share someone else's post too ✅ label NSFW/horror/etc. properly ⛔ no AI #artistsonbsky #supportartists #artshare

Sausage & Cabbage 1-2 sausage links (rec: smoked or italian) 1/2 head of large cabbage, sliced garlic, onion powder, smoked paprika, salt and pepper to taste Slice and sear the sausage in a soup pot until browned, add in the rest of the ingredients + a bit of water, stir often and cook til tender.

Textured Vegetable Protein makes a "ground beef" taco that's as good as the real thing except HEALTHIER and CHEAPER with shelf-stable ingredients, besides the tortillas. TVP can be found in health food BUT bulk stores often carry it and at a much better price.

Maybe this will all be a funny autobio comic about how stupid conditions can possibly get when it's over but for now I am not laughing

Someday maybe I'll have hot running water again, and I'll be able to take a shower without sounding like a ticklish ferret

HEY we got about 20 of these cute little Amaro snappy plush and 20 coffees left! Help me get em outta here 💛 reposts greatly appreciated #art #artshop #coffee #plushie #cats ☕ get em here: theyetee.com/miski

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Had this drawing pop up while digging through my old files and couldn’t help but reshare. @lauraknetzger.bsky.social’s Bug Boys comics always make me smile.

Sometimes you make a drawing you love, but it is an extremely awkward and impractical shape 🤷🏻‍♂️

Love to make involuntary pikmin noises because I need to get clean but the water can't get hot

How do scientists make policy impact? Data is not enough - we must engage with the values behind the people. Join myself & Mario Scharfbillig (EU Commission) as explore the strategies you can use to engage policy-makers More here: www.egu.eu/webinars/564... #Science4Policy #SciComm

Tiny mood. Tisha Mark ©2025, Little Moments, oil on Gessobord, 4"x4" Original is available (with maple frame): tishamark.com/product/litt... #art #painting #bsnm #SciArt #TraditionalArt

Hey. Do you like a robot twink with a violent streak and an Agenda and the asshole nepo baby who wants to fuck him so bad it makes him look stupid. Sure you do, read this webcomic

hopefully insurance will be able to pay for a lot but we’re now in a really tough situation so if you have anything to give we would really appreciate it. izzychao on kofi/cashapp/venmo/whatever

heyy so if yall could send some good vibes i would really appreciate it. a car crashed through our place this morning and theyre gonna have to condemn the building so we’re gonna have to move basically as soon as we can. our pets are okay and we’re in an airbnb for now but still pretty shaken up

We found this guy at the grocery store and had to take him home. Our new house goblin

One good day for every (checks calendar) three bad days I guess!

One of those places where academia and creative fields rhyme.

It’s the most sick, workouse-spirited thing that hot pre-cooked food like rotisserie chicken isn’t covered by SNAP. You aren’t even allowed to get a toasted sub with SNAP, and for what reason besides cruelty. You sound like that saying nothing pleasurable should be covered by it btw