Made a weird armor bracelet! Sculpted in @monsterclayusa , cold cast iron- this one is the first test to see if it is even wearable 😅 The good news is that it is! Now to make sure it's also durable. I'd love to cast one for myself in real metal but for now it's gotta be urethane+ metal powder.

Just fyi a uterine biopsy feels exactly like having a clogged pipe snaked. The tool thing gets sorta hand cranked around like a carnival toy, spins around your garbage to collect the sample...fuckin wild. Colonoscopy still wins for being the funniest medical procedure though!

LOOKIT HIM

Little baby Baku iron cold casts are up! Originally sculpted in @monsterclayusa these lil guys have color shift glass eyes, cute crystal necklaces and are ready to park by your bed and eat your bad dreams. missmonster.myshopify.com

Randomly remembered the rash of early 2010s encounters with disproportionately hostile customers like that time a gamergate girl called me a cunt on twitter after she thought I had mailed her a dvd instead of her order to scam her out of $50. There was also a guy who threatened to find my house bc..

About to finish up some cold cast iron baby Baku that are freshly polished! They will get glass eyes and some jewelry and will be in the sh op this Friday at 2pm PST.

I have finished my version of everyone's favorite Erydian, ROCKY! The precious baby is from the book Project Hail Mary and was sculpted in @monsterclayusa , molded and cast in urethane. The figure has articulation using ball jointed elastic tension.

Did you know you can clean your @monsterclayusa ? My clay accumulates plastic bits, hair, plaster, silicone ,etc during the mold process and it sure is annoying to run into this detritus when I'm trying to sculpt! Every once in a while I will melt the clay into a liquid and run it through a screen.

❤️❤️❤️ Merry Fartmas to all who celebrate! ❤️❤️❤️

Oh! My owl mask from @missmonster.bsky.social just arrived! It looks soo good! I don't think I'll have this done for FC as that's too soon, but I'm excited to finish and paint it up! 🦉

Lol like I'm getting the gift of perimenopause for Christmas! OH BOY.

Preorders are live! missmonster.myshopify.com

Preorder for ROUND 2 of the blank cold cast iron effigies will open this Friday at 2pm PST! ( The first round has been packed and will be in the mail tomorrow)

Today at 2pm PST!

Tomorrow Friday at 2pm PST!

There are some lil guys looking for homes! These faux stone figures were hand sculpted, cast in urethane and then finished to have the look and feel of mossy stone. Each is unique! Which fella are you gonna get?

Stone guy drop at 2pm PST today! missmonster.myshopify.com

Little mossy faux stone dudes are dropping tomorrow (Wednesday the 10th ) at 2pm PST!

Finished up my ball jointed doll of Rocky from the book Project Hail Mary! ( need to get a more matt clear coat) I sculpted this in a mix of CX5 and monster clay , made molds and cast everything in urethane for this final posable version. Since this is fan art , it's not something I'm...

Monster luck paw is available! I have one of these one of a kind 15" pieces ready to go to a loving home. This one has glow in the dark claws!

Wavewolf masks are available! These blank urethane casts are ready to ship. The one I'm wearing here was painted to look like old metal! These require minimal sanding and clean up and are a good mask to try if you are somewhat new to mask customizing. missmonster.myshopify.com

Guess who's been pouring cold cast iron effigy orders? I have a little army! These preorders will start to ship out late this week. I may open for another preorder in a few weeks...

Faux stone casts are now available! Which one are you gonna get?? missmonster.myshopify.com

What better way to spend Thanksgiving than to spend it ( at least a few minutes of it) buying a shirt of my classic Krampus ! I drew this in 2009 to look like an old vintage greeting card... shirt.woot.com/offers/greet...

I'm finishing some faux stone + moss critters to release FRIDAY at 2pm PST! These are cast urethane with a stone coating using @sculptcoat , you can see a few of them with an opal effect showing through. Hope y'all like more MOSS.

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE! I wonder who's leg this is? 👀👀👀🧐

Waypoint Watcher statues are now available! Use the 🔗 in my bio to access the el shoppo. Or don't, I sorta love having these guys hanging around.... 😄

This is one of the two 12" Waypoint Watcher statues that will be hitting my s h o p tomorrow , Tuesday Nov 25th at 2pm PST!

This might be the worst thing I've ever looked at with my eyes

Working on some dudes for a Tuesday release! 👀👀👀👀 ( Nov 25th at 2pm PST)

Now available! Link in my bio. I knelt in a heaping helping of covert wet dog crap for these videos and pictures so you should definitely pur chase one of these 14" original sculptures. 😂

Wavewolf blank mask preorder is open! 🐺🐺These will ship in December.

This is one of the 14" paw sculptures that will be in the sh o p Friday at 2pm PST. Sculpted by hand , cast in urethane, hand painted.

Almost finished with these two lucky monster paws that will go in the s h opp this Friday at 2pm PST! These 14" sculptures are sculpted by hand in @monsterclayusa , using @wwwkenstoolscom , cast in materials from @smoothon and hand painted.(These will be display props , not the purse version... )

I sculpted this mask back in 2018(?) and guess what? I'm going to bring it back for a round of blank masks! The Wavewolf will be returning to the sh op this Friday at 2pm PST....

Available! missmonster.myshopify.com

A thousand years ago I bought a lovely mask blank from @missmonster.bsky.social. I've been working on a project that requires a lot of painting, and this week I realised I actually have everything I need to finish this! It sparkles✨

I worked really hard to give my costume a refresh. The grim reaper Selene appears in the world of the living to find any wayward spirits who might have escaped on Halloween night. Mask is an original by @missmonster.bsky.social Photos by my lovely @loreweaver.bsky.social

I made stone versions of the little traveller effigy! These 2.5" casts are coated in @sculptcoat which dries into a surface that feels cool to the touch like real stone! I will have four of these pieces available this Friday at 2pm PST.

Now available! Please use the l I n k in my profile to purchase this one of a kind piece. Comes with the little cold cast iron effigy!

TOMORROW at 2pm PST! This finished Waypoint Watcher will be hitting my online s h o p...

Dropping off orders to post office, an activity I loathe bc it aggravates my back. I'm starting to fume internally, anxiety from anticipation of pain and a teenager is like " can I help you with those?" I think I've had someone offer this twice in the 5 years of schlepping packages here...

I was a bit too tall and a twig for some of my clothes, and the mask was getting caught on itself/feathers/fabric. But yea, I liked being called Bird Man a lot, or parrot. Here's a mafia squat pic and the mannequin standee. Mask base/design by @missmonster.bsky.social.

Preorders for BLANK casts of the Waypoint Watcher stone idol and its companion cold cast iron effigy figure are up! Please read the listings carefully , I have provided links to tutorials and all the information needed. I have also made the iron effigy available on its own. missmonster.myshopify.com

Just posted paint progress and a sneaky deaky peeky of the stone idol on my patreon! www.patreon.com/missmonster

These 12" hollow blank casts will be open for preorder Friday October 24th at 2pm PST. The small cold cast iron effigy will come with it or can be purchased separately.

WOW!!!

What offerings would you leave the stone idol.... 🗿