I feel like a natural extension of bouba and kiki is that boobs are big and tits are small

I am sick so I shall be spending the next 48 hours lying in bed re-watching Jenny Nicholson videos

Do you think there are men who refuse to take Benadryl because it's pink

I have never gone to one of my college reunions but I might actually go if I could tour the re-wilding lab mouse enclosure

🎶 When pizza's on a bagel you can annoy New Yorkers twice in one go

This one is mine! www.32auctions.com/organization...

Nextdoor used to just be Boomers reporting on "suspicious" (i.e. non-white) people in their neighborhood, but now it is primarily for people posting about how their Amazon package was delivered to the wrong address and does anyone recognize this door

Pizza and bagels are the two obvious things to miss as an NYC expat, but I also miss giant diner Greek salads and year-round hamantaschen

I lived in SoCal for a few years and while it's certainly nice for the weather to be gorgeous year round, it's disconcerting on a very fundamental level to not have seasons to orient yourself.

Gentle reminder that you don't have to fully boycott Amazon, just stop making it your default. Need socks? Lots of places sell socks. Need printer paper? Need rye flour? Many other options. "This startup only sells through Amazon!" Okay, buy that but don't buy the sneakers and coffee beans.

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

I assumed this was about "Send Help"

Reading a fic that included the sentence "he began to slowly ungulate"

"up to zero leaks" implies that you will definitely not have any leaks, but they can't rule out a negative number of leaks. If you use the tampons, liquids may start pouring into your body

Neurodivergent T. Rex confirmed

Truly insane ratio in this trail mix

Update: went with fabric, now just need to finish all the decorative hand-stitching

My breast reduction is scheduled and, given the amount of tissue I want removed, I have decided to go with nipple removal for ease of healing, and I kind of wonder if I can take my nipples home in a jar

Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.

The most stressful part of watching "Dunkirk" is not knowing if that guy ever got to take a shit

Most tropical fruits (mango, passion fruit, papaya, etc) taste like cat piss to me, but I'm going to say the actual worst fruit is a plum. Gross texture, skin is sour as fuck

I actually have a question for y'all about this sweatshirt I'm working on: should I sew on actual buttons for the teeth, which would be cooler but somewhat impractical for everyday wear/laundering, or should I applique some little fabric circles to look like buttons?

Pizza rolls are pretty damn good, even if it's impossible to eat them without napalming the roof of your mouth

I actually have a question for y'all about this sweatshirt I'm working on: should I sew on actual buttons for the teeth, which would be cooler but somewhat impractical for everyday wear/laundering, or should I applique some little fabric circles to look like buttons?

I knew if I came on Bluesky today and searched for "concomitant," I'd find a bunch of other angry nerds complaining about today's Spelling Bee

Google Photos just made a slideshow of my cat set to "Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else" by Benson Boone

This realization comes 24 hours too late but we should have done Ass Wednesday, where we post our favorite asses

"Oh, Brenda thinks she's SO COOL with her tuft, doesn't she. She'd better stay on her side of the Rockies or her flanks won't be the only part that's red." -a plain titmouse

Pro tip for my fellow sensory-spicy people: cut the legs off an old pair of socks and put them around your wrists when you wash your face so the water doesn't run all the way down your arms

I got hoes but I'm not a Hozier

It's because the left is framed as effeminate and only women scold and nag. When the right does it it's manly commanding

Oh you use genAI because you "aren't good at drawing"? Well neither was NicholasJudy456 but HE had the courage of his convictions

Printing out before-and-afters from the breast reduction subreddit to take to my surgery consult, like a kid circling things in the Toys'R'Us Christmas catalog

The mortifying ordeal of leaving your phone in a bathroom stall at work and then a colleague finds it and knows it's yours because it has your ID card and hands it in to the department secretary who gives it back to you in front of the department chair while saying it was found in the bathroom

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

The perfect product for my Ace pride party

Next he's going to have himself declared sane by three different psychiatrists

I wish the cat siblings on my bus route who cuddle up in their apartment window every morning knew how important they are to me

A fun fact about me is that I still remember all of the lyrics to the song from the 1997 "Town Without Milk" commercial, in Spanish, because in 8th grade a friend and I translated and performed it as a Spanish class project

I do not like this pigtailed turtle

For years I've been looking for a good vegetarian way to add protein to my mac and cheese and have finally found the solution: frozen shelled edamame

Oh you use genAI because you "aren't good at drawing"? Well neither was NicholasJudy456 but HE had the courage of his convictions

This Pepperidge Farm cookie collection has reassured me that my lifelong commitment to Milanos, though the product of a lack of curiosity, was in fact the right call

Is this the IBS version of beast mode

Every so often I'll remember an album that I listened to non-stop in high school and wonder if it holds up, and I can report that DMB's "Crash" absolutely holds up. "Two Step" still an all-time banger. Plus now that I can get stoned I feel like I'm poised to appreciate DMB even more

What the fuck

"Acumen" sounds like it should be some sort of bodily secretion

This is also what happened to that high jumper. He got confused about what sport he was competing in