involuntaryorange
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reluctant citrus with a lot of wasted potential
I feel like a natural extension of bouba and kiki is that boobs are big and tits are small
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I am sick so I shall be spending the next 48 hours lying in bed re-watching Jenny Nicholson videos
1 day ago
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Do you think there are men who refuse to take Benadryl because it's pink
2 days ago
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I have never gone to one of my college reunions but I might actually go if I could tour the re-wilding lab mouse enclosure
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3 days ago
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🎶 When pizza's on a bagel you can annoy New Yorkers twice in one go
3 days ago
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This one is mine!
www.32auctions.com/organization...
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6 days ago
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Nextdoor used to just be Boomers reporting on "suspicious" (i.e. non-white) people in their neighborhood, but now it is primarily for people posting about how their Amazon package was delivered to the wrong address and does anyone recognize this door
7 days ago
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Pizza and bagels are the two obvious things to miss as an NYC expat, but I also miss giant diner Greek salads and year-round hamantaschen
8 days ago
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I lived in SoCal for a few years and while it's certainly nice for the weather to be gorgeous year round, it's disconcerting on a very fundamental level to not have seasons to orient yourself.
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8 days ago
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Movies Silently
8 days ago
Gentle reminder that you don't have to fully boycott Amazon, just stop making it your default. Need socks? Lots of places sell socks. Need printer paper? Need rye flour? Many other options. "This startup only sells through Amazon!" Okay, buy that but don't buy the sneakers and coffee beans.
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Paul F. Tompkins
10 days ago
In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel
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I assumed this was about "Send Help"
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11 days ago
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Reading a fic that included the sentence "he began to slowly ungulate"
11 days ago
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Ste Jormur
12 days ago
"up to zero leaks" implies that you will definitely not have any leaks, but they can't rule out a negative number of leaks. If you use the tampons, liquids may start pouring into your body
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Neurodivergent T. Rex confirmed
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12 days ago
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Truly insane ratio in this trail mix
14 days ago
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Update: went with fabric, now just need to finish all the decorative hand-stitching
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14 days ago
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My breast reduction is scheduled and, given the amount of tissue I want removed, I have decided to go with nipple removal for ease of healing, and I kind of wonder if I can take my nipples home in a jar
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Chicago Tribune
14 days ago
Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.
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Chicago’s newest snow plow name ‘Abolish ICE,’ Mayor Brandon Johnson says
Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.
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The most stressful part of watching "Dunkirk" is not knowing if that guy ever got to take a shit
15 days ago
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Most tropical fruits (mango, passion fruit, papaya, etc) taste like cat piss to me, but I'm going to say the actual worst fruit is a plum. Gross texture, skin is sour as fuck
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15 days ago
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I actually have a question for y'all about this sweatshirt I'm working on: should I sew on actual buttons for the teeth, which would be cooler but somewhat impractical for everyday wear/laundering, or should I applique some little fabric circles to look like buttons?
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16 days ago
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Pizza rolls are pretty damn good, even if it's impossible to eat them without napalming the roof of your mouth
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16 days ago
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I actually have a question for y'all about this sweatshirt I'm working on: should I sew on actual buttons for the teeth, which would be cooler but somewhat impractical for everyday wear/laundering, or should I applique some little fabric circles to look like buttons?
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16 days ago
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I knew if I came on Bluesky today and searched for "concomitant," I'd find a bunch of other angry nerds complaining about today's Spelling Bee
16 days ago
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Google Photos just made a slideshow of my cat set to "Sorry I'm Here For Someone Else" by Benson Boone
17 days ago
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This realization comes 24 hours too late but we should have done Ass Wednesday, where we post our favorite asses
18 days ago
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"Oh, Brenda thinks she's SO COOL with her tuft, doesn't she. She'd better stay on her side of the Rockies or her flanks won't be the only part that's red." -a plain titmouse
19 days ago
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Pro tip for my fellow sensory-spicy people: cut the legs off an old pair of socks and put them around your wrists when you wash your face so the water doesn't run all the way down your arms
19 days ago
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I got hoes but I'm not a Hozier
19 days ago
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It's because the left is framed as effeminate and only women scold and nag. When the right does it it's manly commanding
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19 days ago
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Oh you use genAI because you "aren't good at drawing"? Well neither was NicholasJudy456 but HE had the courage of his convictions
30 days ago
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Printing out before-and-afters from the breast reduction subreddit to take to my surgery consult, like a kid circling things in the Toys'R'Us Christmas catalog
20 days ago
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The mortifying ordeal of leaving your phone in a bathroom stall at work and then a colleague finds it and knows it's yours because it has your ID card and hands it in to the department secretary who gives it back to you in front of the department chair while saying it was found in the bathroom
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Amy Hoy
22 days ago
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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The perfect product for my Ace pride party
22 days ago
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Next he's going to have himself declared sane by three different psychiatrists
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24 days ago
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I wish the cat siblings on my bus route who cuddle up in their apartment window every morning knew how important they are to me
25 days ago
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A fun fact about me is that I still remember all of the lyrics to the song from the 1997 "Town Without Milk" commercial, in Spanish, because in 8th grade a friend and I translated and performed it as a Spanish class project
26 days ago
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I do not like this pigtailed turtle
27 days ago
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For years I've been looking for a good vegetarian way to add protein to my mac and cheese and have finally found the solution: frozen shelled edamame
28 days ago
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Oh you use genAI because you "aren't good at drawing"? Well neither was NicholasJudy456 but HE had the courage of his convictions
30 days ago
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This Pepperidge Farm cookie collection has reassured me that my lifelong commitment to Milanos, though the product of a lack of curiosity, was in fact the right call
about 1 month ago
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Is this the IBS version of beast mode
about 1 month ago
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Every so often I'll remember an album that I listened to non-stop in high school and wonder if it holds up, and I can report that DMB's "Crash" absolutely holds up. "Two Step" still an all-time banger. Plus now that I can get stoned I feel like I'm poised to appreciate DMB even more
about 1 month ago
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What the fuck
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about 1 month ago
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"Acumen" sounds like it should be some sort of bodily secretion
about 1 month ago
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This is also what happened to that high jumper. He got confused about what sport he was competing in
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about 1 month ago
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