Thanks to a Patron's suggestion, you can now grab a Bone Both apron from our store! tinyurl.com/yttzypr2 If you already pre-ordered any of the shirts, just email @topa.to ([email protected]) with your shirt order number and they'll refund the shipping for the apron.

New Bone Broth and Judgement Cat t-shirts up for pre-order at our @topa.to store now! topa.to/oglaf

Wait- wait- did everyone know about the Cremasteric reflex and just weren’t telling me? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cremast...

New Oglaf: oglaf.com/halt/

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/z-spot/

If dogs could read, I bet they'd choose not to. Dog representation is pretty shitty in books.

“Astronaut” is ancient Greek for “Star Sailor” But sadly that’s all we know about the ancient Greek space program.

New Oglaf: www.oglaf.com/bitesnstings/

Anyone in Adelaide? We're doing a comedy show at Fringe. Not Oglaf, exactly, but by the same folks. Come and say hi! adelaidefringe.com.au/fringetix/on...

Did anyone see the big game? I didn’t. Just a bunch of people running around. If they’re not going to release big game onto the field, they shouldn’t call it that.

He died surrounded by loved ones, assuming he loved wolves.

New Oglaf! www.oglaf.com/true-crime-f...

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It's True Slut time! www.oglaf.com/tsa2025/ Which means our annual break - we'll be back on Jan 11th! Have a happy and safe New Year, folks!

Aaah! My one weakness! Criticism!

I don’t think you should eat meat if you aren't willing to kill the animal yourself, to answer your question why I'm in your barn with a samurai sword.

I’ve really botched the first aid Does anyone know second aid?

Victor Frankenstein sews a bunch of body parts into a monster, brings it to life with electricity. That monster’s name is Frankenstein. I mean, what’s the option? A really long hyphenated surname from all the graves Victor robbed?

My latest at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: I talked to @oglaf.bsky.social! Not the character, but rather, the people who create it. They don't do many interviews, so this was a real treat. They're funny people! Turns out they're not super private, just...really bad at PR? www.tcj.com/talking-ogla...