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my silly motivational first mate got AMAZING company 😌✨

pssst- if you ordered something from my etsy shop and you’re happy with it please consider leaving a review on there- etsy is already punishing me by lowering my reach because of the amount of refunds i’m issuing after the new tariffs have come into effect and that might help a bit :’)🌸

💌💌mail day!!💌💌 and you? are you drinking your water? HMMMM? 👁️👁️

on ig they’re being shy. come on, tell me #thevampirearmand #iwtv

💌💌💌💌💌💌 Aguss you are so lovely 🥹💕💕

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UNPARALLELED LEVELS OF COOL!!!!! (and i’m beyond touched that some of my thingies are included in this magnificence :’D)

ssooo are we in switzerland or…? (armand on the run through europe and daniel hunting him down???) (i’ve read that fic) (multiple times) not sure if i should tag this #iwtv / #iwtvspoilers because you never know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MAIL DAYYYY 💌 so many paper gremlins 👁️u👁️ 🌸 thank you so much Lex dahlin’!!

amazing how it's totally random. artworks that go well on socials might sell very little, stuff that went horribly online sold quite well, something that goes great on one social might go Very Bad on another-- there really is no pattern ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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my entries for the @devilsminionzine.bsky.social!! link to its amazing companion fic and how to order a digital copy of the zine below~ #iwtv #devilsminion #iwtvfanart

i like reading y’all iwtv theories cause i don’t know shit about canon, i barely ever notice obscure details- i’m just here going :DD the whole time, enjoying the ride i genuinely like every single character, i don’t care, i’ll be thrilled either way. bring it on. i’ll be your enthusiastic labrador

just a silly ol’ pirate, enjoying his sixth coffee, minding his business p*atreon gift for Kate :D

📮📮📮📮 MAIL DAY!!

𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙋𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙌𝙐𝙀𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝙑𝙊𝙏𝙀 🎶 If you were to place an order on my sh*p you’d rather: 💸 Spend less for shipping (around $2.50 less on the total) 📮 Receive your order in 10 working days max instead of 30+ (USA timing)

no yeah, i made up my mind. i think that the black long-haired cat should be armand 😌

so uhm. in your opinion. should i make louis’ fur brown or black? should i reference jacob’s skin or hair? i realize this is a very very specific question :B

please remember your daily click for Palestine: arab.org/click-to-hel...

so uhm……. what if….. sticker….. (this is just a sketch of course) #iwtv #thevampirelestat

🥹🥹💕💕💕💕 always happy to see you lovely mammals satisfied with your orders, thank you so much for sharing!!

look, etsy. again, i’m flatteted. but uh- (still, thank you for gifting me the perfect ad, etsy) (frenns! just so you know, this stuff is now on my shop :B) #iwtv #iwtvfanart

-5!! 🎉🎉🎉 (that means that if you get five items, you'll have five more as a celebratory gift :D)

🎉 PSSSSST i’m 11 sales away from 2k on etsy! :’D 🎉 whoever orders the 2000th item will be granted a gift (as in: up to five items of their choice from my shop!) so if you’re interested keep an eye out for it 😌 i primarily draw #ofmd #iwtv stuff~ ✨ ohnohereweglow.etsy.com ✨

youngboy molloy as a patreon gift for S!! - what or who is he looking at? :B #iwtv #iwtvfanart #danielmolloy

I obviously understand the sentiment- do you use amazon tho? Spotify? The hundreds of companies that back genocide? Have you spent more than 10min reporting insulting etsy listings? No? Then shame the company not who had nothing to do with their shitty decisions and whose livehood might depend on it

uhu, inadvertently cool

real colors>>>>> (why do you have to maim the colors this brutally bsky…..)

made this for all my fellow dehydrated bitches >:B you’ll find this in next week’s shop update #iwtv #armand

you mammals are always SO good at product photos- look at this!! ✨ (and also CON VOICEMAIL)

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i’ll be honest, i don’t know what to do. on one hand i’m horrified by the shit etsy is pulling, on the other… half my income comes from there. there is no other real alternative, all other websites lack on-site search. it means that if you don’t know i exist, you’re not going to find my stuff

if you use etsy mobile: Search “alligator Alcatraz” Click item Scroll past reviews all the way to the bottom Click “report this item to Etsy” Choose “promotes violence” Put “this item parodies a concentration camp” or similar in the comment box Click Submit thanks to @danaeharris.bsky.social

hope you feel sufficiently motivated, he’s doing his best uvu

b̵̧̛̰̤̗͇̅͗̑͝ẻ̷̛̗͍͚͖͛̍̂̾͜͝͝ľ̸̻̩̜͕̱̈́̿ǫ̶͙̼̝̱̲̈́͋͝v̷̪͍̩̳̖͉̈́̏̃̓̕͝ė̵͇̠̠͉̟͕͗͗̇d̴̛̙̫̝̳̞̝̞̭̲͊̐̌͂ ̵̗̝̞̯̈̍͛b̶̠̥̬̏̍̎͗̑͊̽͒r̶̘̪͙̤̬͔͒͌̈ͅī̴̢̡͓̳̩́̓̒̐̕n̷̛̠̒̂͗ǵ̶̨̪̫̰̲̖͈̅̓͊́͂͌͆ͅ ̸̡̫̜̪̲̬͉͒t̸̯̗̩̤͓̦̣̰̼̝͆̈̎̆̊h̸̢͉̠̺͖́̽̑̇̂̋̒͝ě̶͍͇̜̲̽̚ ̶̧̜͎̖͇̠̤̮͓̓́͋̾̿r̵̖̦̱̪͖̰̣͆̏̃͑̒̒̄̀̊̚ǒ̷̢̤̮̪͓͇͈̠̞̰w̵̡͙̰̥͉̯̙͕̻̼̐͑̔z̷͈̬͉̒͌e̸̛̜̘͐̏̈̕͠r̵̢̫̬̠͑͋̓̌͝ ̷̨͕͇̇͌̍̆̎͗̏͌̕p̶̯̮̹̗̲͙̓̍̈̃̈́̈́̆̽̉͌ļ̸̨͇̹̩̙̮̙͂͆͑͘͝u̶̡̢̟̙̹̼͋͒s̷͇̟̥͇͇̣͍͓͗̈̀̄͛̿͐̉͘͠

b̵̸͙̅̽͡ͅę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊ḻ̸͈ͧ͑̓̓̀͡ȍ̸̢̢̮͚̐̚v̸̵̝͙͆̈ͤę̷̵̧̖̫̗̆̊d̸̡̩͍̔ͥ͜…

there has been an issue with the printer- the quality is great but the prints are in A5 instead of A4, thin white border included. lovely mammals tagged below, would you still be interested in purchasing a copy for €8? no worries if not 🌸

if you are at #tnuc please go say hi to @lostinthebabylon.bsky.social for me!! they adopted mine and @megaducko.bsky.social stuff at their table- they are the smelliest and loveliest rat you'll ever meet 😌 there will be all my usual merch there AND some new thingies-- 👀 #OFMD #SirenEvents #ofmd

there it isssss!! 🌸 as usual you guys take way better photos than i do :B

orders are on their way!💌 @disastershipblonde.bsky.social @smudgeandfrank.bsky.social @naturalshocks.bsky.social @gingertippers.bsky.social @multifandomhomo.bsky.social mo.bsky.social @doktorgirlfriend.bsky.social @mindofmaja.bsky.social @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social @lonelygingerpies.bsky.social

oohhhh you sad about the apocalypse? :°°(((( you're feeding it goD FUCKIND DAMMIT IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND

i just saw someone on tumblr posting a devil's minion kiss video thing made with ai and i honestly want to cry. DON'T BRING AI TO FANDOM. I DON'T CARE IF YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR FAVS FUCK, JUST PLAY THE WHOLE THING IN YOUR HEAD. DON'T HELP NORMALIZING THAT CONSUMERIST SHIT IN FANDOM.

🌸 MESSAGE TO THE MAMMALS WHO “PREORDERED” (see tag below) 🌸 if paying through kofi is alright, please throw €11 (€8 + shipping) (€19 if you wanted two) on there and add your address via kofi dm or in the private message while ordering :D if that doesn’t work for you dm me on here! ko-fi.com/umulata

it me!!!! super happy to be part of this~ go snatch your copy!

HEY. HEY PSSST i'm getting these sticker sheets ready in time for the uni-con... anyone interested? i'll print more in that case :3 these will be €8 (+ shipping in case you won't attend the con), A6! #ofmd #izzyhands

hey psssst- is there someone who uses a silhouette cameo or a cricut out there? i have a specific question that i can’t find the answer to online :’)

trying to get this ready very fucking quickly (for my incredibly humble standards)

i'd like to talk to a therapist about how fucking depressed i am about ai getting pushed down my throat quite literally every 2 sec but honestly? i wouldn't be surprised if my therapist used chatgpt. she looks like the type. elder millennial falling for it without knowing anything about the issues

a smol ned low i did for @waywardaf.bsky.social as a welcome lineart on pa🌳on - they requested ned "with his violin being all dramatic" in honor of Our Flag Gets Low week (which was six eons ago but. well.) :D #ofmd