Lindsey Graham is the Salacious B. Crumb to Trump's Jabba the Hutt.

"Then shouldn't YOU be wearing the bucket?"

You idiots are bullying the wrong people off this app.

This headline makes it sound like he has one baby mama and not (at least) four.

BLUF: Tony Dokoupil's debut as CBS Evening News anchor would've been more dignified if he'd gone jet skiing with DJ Khaled, as originally planned.

The $2,000 dividend could come in the form of subsidies to oil companies to rebuild Venezuela.

If Democrats win four US Senate seats in November, Fetterman is switching parties or going independent and caucusing with Republicans to keep the GOP in control (by making it 50/50 + Vance), right?

JUST IN: DOJ says it has finished reviewing *less than 1%* of the Epstein Files for potential release. Only 12,285 documents have been released while more than 2 million remain under review. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Two things: 1) This lady is totally fucking pathetic. 2) Her giving Trump the prize would not make him the winner/a Nobel laureate.

Watched the America250 projection on the Washington Monument tonight. Mentioned: Columbus, Ford, Edison, Lewis & Clark, both World Wars, AI. Not mentioned: The Civil War, Lincoln, Native Americans, immigration, slavery, race, civil rights, MLK, Vietnam, or any woman.

OUT: Helping you pay for health care. IN: Helping oil companies pay for their infrastructure in a foreign country.

I would like to donate all the diseases I'm entitled to to RFK Jr.

The people who boosted John Fetterman over Conor Lamb sure have a lot of ideas about what Democrats NEED TO DO.

NEW: More than 300 judges — including 33 appointed by Trump himself — have now rebuffed the Trump administration’s bid to dramatically expand efforts to lock people up while they fight deportation. www.politico.com/news/2026/01/05/trump-administration-immigrants-mandatory-detention-00709494

Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Get this man a Cybertruck, stat!

The people who won the two Emmy Awards that Trump was nominated for in 2004 and 2005 are totally fucked.

Same, but regarding their opinions about everything.

Get in loser, we're going losing.

Ravens would've won that game if they'd turned down the Lombardi Trophy in 2013 and let Trump have it.

We may have to invade Italy to take control of their marble resources for the White House ballroom.

She can still have a role in governing Venezuela if she agrees to take a cognitive exam and score lower than Trump.

No matter how hard I work the block & mute features, Kat Abu content keeps breaking through onto my timeline. She can't lose that primary soon enough, IMO.

IMPORTANT CONTEXT: This was the first time ever that the Nobel Peace Prize and the FIFA Peace Prize were awarded to different people.

Ask him about Little Saint James (Epstein Island).

When MAGA man attends a comedy show

Starting a new war for every nonexistent peace deal he thinks he's negotiated.

Trump just now on AF1: "Don't ask me who's in charge, because I'll give you an answer and it'll be very controversial." Reporter: What does that mean? Trump: "It means we're in charge."

Just fucking do it already, aspirin!

Leave aside the dumb as fuck roach/exterminator analogy. This is like we were electing a fire marshal and we elected the convicted arsonist promising to commit more arson and we’re yelling at the guy who was not elected fire marshal for not using the fire marshal’s powers to stop the fire marshal.

WaPo frames this with picture of a woman celebrating and the language about joy through the lens of this story on *American* reactions vs the AP who tells from the perspective of the people actually impacted. This is one of the starkest demonstrations of propaganda in action that I have ever seen

"Biden wouldn't help me sell my book" is at the root of so much terrible reporting.

Perpetuum mobile

It’s sobering to look back on the run-up to the Iraq war—a period of unceasing chattering-class debate, elaborate official lies, media complicity, unavailing global protest, in the end a giant stitch-up—and have it seem like some sort of paradise of public deliberation compared to these gangsters.

Made a new playlist

Don't worry: this time for sure

JD Vance can become POTUS if the acting Venezuelan president has the courage.

Jake Tapper hasn't posted here in 11 hours. I'm assuming he's been busy negotiating a deal for a book about our big strong healthy cognitive exam-acing wartime president.

Thinking about this and the Polymarket stuff at the same time and frowning

I'd just like to note that Tony Dokoupil's wife, Katy Tur, is a terrible journalist, too.

When does Trump's publicly traded media company announce that it's merging with an oil company?

This is why I will despise Bernie Sanders until the day he dies, and then even more so when Vermont's GOP Governor picks his replacement.

At least we have measles under control, amirite.

There's a very good chance that Grok was involved in the Pentagon's decision-making process.

Install Erika Kirk as the Venezuelan president, you cowards!

Fairway in NYC has been doing this for years. There's a sign right at the main entrance to their UWS location about it.