I only watched the Barbie movie once and the plot/writing infuriated me so much I still think abt it on a daily basis

This better be a temporary design for local run offs cos I hate it

I made "mountain dew apple dumplings" from a recipe I found on Pinterest but I subbed out the mountain dew for ginger ale and it's rly good but my tummy hurts now cos I ate too many

I just love how thrilled he looks 😍 #ofmd

Sometimes I worry my inherent stupidity is not as endearing as I think it is and I should post less but then I forget and continue saying dumb shit cos they are the only thoughts I have rip

Been drawing on paper using the same sketchy layer technique I use in procreate (minus the ability to hide the ugly layers) and I kinda like it

There are actually a boundless amounts of dog hair cuts, here are some of my favorite breed cuts that are my favorite bc of how stupid they look

sometimes everything on my laptop will just start scrolling downwards and the only way to stop it (and only temporarily) is to press the space bar really hard what does that mean

this is how i think i look walking into a room but im actually shufflin my feet w arms t rexin

i uninstalled a lot of programs on my sad old laptop and its running better but i kinda just went with whatever i didnt recognise and im starting to think i might regret that

OH YEA AND MY BOOTS BROKE WTF

I thought I was good at crane games and marble games then I took my bff to the arcade and lost on every single game they kept telling me it's ok it's prob from performing under pressure and that made me feel like we were on a bad date🥲

"oh boy I should see if any of my fave albums were released on vinyl" that is too much money to make myself feel depressed 🥲

I know the general consensus on the mighty boosh groups on FB is that me fielding ghosted the filming of dick turpin series 2 cos he was sick but what if he just watched the first one and noticed it's not that great (I'm trying to watch the Halloween special and.. it's just ok :( )

text from your meekest friend: Hey how's it going. I just inherited the earth

I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory

Untitled from À la recherche du shoe perdu, c. 1955 https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1160978

This isn't the shelf she normally lives on but I kinda love the vibe so she might stay for a bit

If you've ever consecutively liked my posts I want you to know I think of you as one of my best friends and I would die defending your honor

Thought this was maybe too cringe at first but then realized the playlist itself is cringe so who cares

If I decide to make multiples I'm def gonna go for gluetop this was a PitA lmao

Ok last one

I like to group things

Reworking this to make a note pad !! Can't decide if I wanna do post it style or tear away

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 🎥 "Mothra vs. Godzilla" (1964)

This headline about Gorillas in the Mist is insane

As if I'm not already flip flopping on shoes now I'm reassessing the type of bag I need vs what would look cool god getting dressed up is such a fucking chore

knew she was real

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS (I could not find them earlier) pros comfy and look gr8 w skinny jeans cons I wear them alottttt I want to try something new

Yea I've rewatched ofmd but have I *really* rewatched it well no I put it on to sleep sometimes

I thought i was normal for like two hours before I realized I was just on the "up swing" of my bipolar tiltawhirl of emotions womp womp

Wish I didn't have to go thru the trouble of taking pix and coming up w descriptions and praying someone actually buys it and then have to pack the item and buy a shipping label just to sell shit online I wish I could just chuck it in a bin and automatically get paid the next day like harvest moon

The outfit + shoe options

Been depressed lately but now I'm trying to decide which pair of ridiculous platform boots I should wear to the mall on Thursday and honestly the fact that I have to make a choice just proves life is not so bad and maybe even worth living

I miss Dave Chappelle. I know its been years since that fiery portal opened up on the stage of his Netflix show and Harry Potter flew out to drag him back to hell, but there are some Chappelle show bits that still hold up. like the Wayne Brady sketch

Judging #critterposting

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 🎥 "Rebirth of Mothra" (1996)

it's very cold indeed, hate colldddd🥶

Anthony Bourdain was the first BlueSky Poster

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 17,1948

Don't fuck with Little Orphan Annie.

Realized I get more sad thinking Abt food I will never eat again than ppl I'll never see again and at first I thought like y'know I was a psychopath but I think it's cos the food wouldn't be disappointed to see me

me hoppin on here just to spam post every once in a while just to vanish like it never happened

Today's Daily Mothra! 🦋 🎥 "Rebirth of Mothra" (1996)

Untitled from Campbell's Soup I, 1968 https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1156340