I’m not by any means a good musician, but I do think that a significant amount of what I know about how to make music comes from NES music.

If you liked the @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social series on the black market for life saving cat drugs, @revealnews.org is running an hour-long version of that story this weekend! Hear it on the radio! Share it with your friends!!!

Hey — anyone out there got a bass harmonica and wanna record a couple notes on a song I’m working on for @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social? Get at me

If you liked the @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social series on the black market for life saving cat drugs, @revealnews.org is running an hour-long version of that story this weekend! Hear it on the radio! Share it with your friends!!!

If we didn’t start the fire was written today it’d be like “Donald Trump, Ronald Plump, Gonald Fonald loanald lump, Monald Vonald Conald Wonal Bonald Honald Hump, Sonald Sump, Xonald Xump, Shonald Chonald Nonald Nump Zona

I think you could remake The Parallax View as a comedy and with the right writer it would be incredible.

Me. Gorbachev, gorb down this chev

When I’m in a yellow wood, and I come across two paths diverging, you already know which road im taking 💯

Who the hell is Nora F Ron

An Irish guy named Perry Men O’Pause

Vince Gilligan and Apple TV+ is teaming up with Epic™ games and Fortnite to rename the Battle Bus the Pluri-bus! The Manousos skin is included with your battle pass, and be sure to get Carol’s new “crying with frustration” emote!!!

Vince Gilligan and Apple TV+ is teaming up with Epic™ games and Fortnite to rename the Battle Bus the Pluri-bus! The Manousos skin is included with your battle pass, and be sure to get Carol’s new “crying with frustration” emote!!!

Ooh that’s nasty

Skill issue. I always go hard. -Guy who is confused about what “go hard” means

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Hey what do you think of this phrase I just came up with: Catch me outside how bout that

I’ve heard of a washing machine…but a smashing machine? What kinda movie is this?! 🤪 I guess I’ll find out after I watching it!

Yo check this out: Ass Christmas I gave you my fart You can use that if you want

Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair." One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."

Haha You Clowns clears Pluribus as this year’s best new show

They're doing this to me tonight (for christmas)

If there are artists out there looking for something to make, can I offer you this idea I just had: Jar Jar Binks looking like pin head with a speech bubble that says "meesa have such sights to show you"

a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile

Ok, we know trump’s name is ALL OVER these files and it looks really bad… fortunately it’s all false accusations so you don’t even really need to look at them. Ok thx bai

Now why would TikTok think I want this shirt. What’s a circumstance where anyone would want this shirt.

i'm not qualified to speak for people in other professions but if you are using ai to "draw" pictures you are a loser

I wish David Lunch had adapted the famous Williams Burroughs novel Naked Lynch

Had missed that a Reddit commenter actually had the info that was needed to find the shooter. newrepublic.com/post/204650/...

If tom brady joined the Trump administration and became an ambassador to a nation that we sell weapons to in order to curry favor with them, I would start calling him Bomb Tradey

Starting at noon et today I am going to be live streaming for 24 hours and during that time anyone who becomes a hyperfixed member can request I perform a song live on stream and I will do my best to make it happen. I will be so tired.

Please share this with your followers so I can maximize the number of people who see me in incredible agony at 3 am

Starting at noon et today I am going to be live streaming for 24 hours and during that time anyone who becomes a hyperfixed member can request I perform a song live on stream and I will do my best to make it happen. I will be so tired.

DoorDash and Jordache jeans are collaborating on a product. Called Doordache where they will deliver you pants

I spent 2 hours talking about my first ever viewing of the 2005 Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe movie, and I couldn't have enjoyed myself more (during the conversation, not during the movie). Lots of goofs and gaffes, lots of fun. You can listen below!

Everytime I see the narrative about the violence of the left…what could be more violent than callously, needlessly letting people starve to death? www.propublica.org/article/keny...

Watching the admin try to defend Susan Wiles after the recording was provided to show they were exact quotes is bonkers. I predict she doesn’t make it 2 more months. If I’m right you all owe me $5

When I went away to college my mom gave me a sandwich bag of my dead cat’s fur to remember her by

Hey everyone Hyperfixed now has merch! Hats, shirts, mugs, sweatshirts, and more! Please buy some my synthesizers are starving!

Hey everyone Hyperfixed now has merch! Hats, shirts, mugs, sweatshirts, and more! Please buy some my synthesizers are starving!

Some mornings I have an incredibly stupid intrusive thought that I can’t put down until I share it with the world. So I apologize in advance for this: Nut’s Sack

Hi friends -- after being around for a full year, @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social finally has a merch store featuring many cool and wonderful products designed by many cool and talented people. If you like the show, you should get something for yourself or your family members. Thank you

Hey! I made a design for this, you should go and uh buy a shirt and a mug and all else on there, yeah!

Hi friends -- after being around for a full year, @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social finally has a merch store featuring many cool and wonderful products designed by many cool and talented people. If you like the show, you should get something for yourself or your family members. Thank you

Looking at my saved videos on YouTube.

On Friday, December 19, I am going to be doing a 24-hour pledge drive for @hyperfixedpod on twitch. Everyone who becomes a premium member during those 24 hours gets to request a song and I have to perform it live. It's gonna be ridiculous. twitch.tv/hyperfixedpod

On Friday, December 19, I am going to be doing a 24-hour pledge drive for @hyperfixedpod on twitch. Everyone who becomes a premium member during those 24 hours gets to request a song and I have to perform it live. It's gonna be ridiculous. twitch.tv/hyperfixedpod

Apropos of the photo of Chomsky and Steve Bannon, years ago I was working on a story about Shiva Ayyadurai, right wing charlatan who claims he invented email in 1979 when he was 14 (it was invented by a number of people but standardized by Ray Tomlinson almost a decade earlier)

Just got groceries who want me