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I know that money is tight for everyone right now and monetary support isn’t possible for everyone. If you can’t support us financially but like the show, the single best thing you can do is share the show with friends and family. More listeners helps a lot. Thank you.

Anyhow I believe in this community, and the future of the show, and I want to be able to pay my team what they’re worth and give them healthcare. You can help by becoming a member at hyperfixedpod.com/join

It’s an amazing community of incredibly smart kind people. There have been IRL meetups, postcard exchanges, and we have definitely gotten assistance from them on stories. Having the good fortune of helping foster such a good community makes me feel I’m on the right track.

@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social is completely independent, and we exist entirely off of ads and listener support. In return, premium members get merch discounts, bonus episodes, and we all kinda hang together in discord, watch movies, play jackbox, etc.

As it stands, everyone on staff myself included currently make the same amount, which is, to be candid, not a lot. I am lucky enough to have producers working on this show that believe in what we’re making and are working for much less than they’re worth.

My goal for 2026 is to pick up 1500 premium subscribers, for @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social so that I can both give the staff raises and provide health care, neither of which are currently possible. So far, things are going well! We’ve picked up 150 in the past month, which puts us @ 1350 to go.

Kind interview with Alex about radio and his dingy little studio and what have you thestory.au/articles/ale...

Kind interview with Alex about radio and his dingy little studio and what have you thestory.au/articles/ale...

CONTEST ANNOUNCEMENT: if we sign up 100 hyperfixed premium subscribers between now and the end of April, 5 of you will win some free hyperfixed merch. Hyperfixedpod.com/join

This week, we've unlocked our most popular bonus episode ever, a story of us biting off more than we can chew and attempting to solve a problem that afflicts the entire country. While Passionfruit is cheap and plentiful in tons of other countries, it's not only rare but extremely expensive inthe US.

This week on Hyperfixed premium, an extended interview about the subtleties of audio describing a movie, and Alex makes some attempts of his own at describing. Become a premium member at Hyperfixedpod.com/join

An important message about supporting Hyperfixed, from its host, @agoldman.bsky.social

Hi friends -- after being around for a full year, @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social finally has a merch store featuring many cool and wonderful products designed by many cool and talented people. If you like the show, you should get something for yourself or your family members. Thank you

A couple months ago, @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social collaborated with baker and dessert detective Claire Saffitz on recreating a beloved cake, simply by descriptions and photos of that cake. And now Claire has a video on how to make it! Good luck and happy munchin’

Alex accidentally posted the bonus feed episode to the main feed so if you got it…uhh…happy bonus episode day to you.

Our show @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social just wrapped a big 3 part series and if you listened, we’re doing an AMA for premium listeners today at 1:30 eastern! You can join us here: www.hyperfixedpod.com/posts/ama-ca...

TOMORROW: Our finale to The Cat Drug Black Market series. GS-441524 goes mainstream! So... how'd that happen? And what changes now? We cover that - and an update on Otto, the lil' guy who sent us down this rabbit (cat?) hole in the first place.

Hi, if you have been enjoying the @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social “Cat Drug Black Market” series, you are going to want to sign up for our premium tier because we have a 40-minute interview with Robin Kintz, founder of the FIP Warriors Facebook, and it gets pretty contentious! Link below to join 👇

If you listened to last week’s @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social about a black market for life saving drugs for cats—this second episode has been very hard to make because we keep getting crazy new details for this story. Couldn’t be more excited for the second episode, but you can hear the first here:

This week’s Hyperfixed is the first in a 3 part series about what happens when there’s a drug that could save the lives of literally hundreds of thousands of cats, but is not legally available to the public (spoiler: people get desperate) www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyper...

Just a little reminder that Hyperfixed can't exist without YOUR problems to solve. Please head on over to hyperfixedpod.com and submit your problems for me and the crew to fix!!!!

Any Reply All listeners out here? Alex Goldman's new pod, @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social is rad and you should check it out. People bring him problems of all kinds and he digs in and solves them (or tries to!). He always finds out weird stuff and talks to unusual people and I love it. Hyperfixedpod.com

We’re out here recovering lost fonts and a lost films, just trying to make the world as rich and weird as we can. New episode out today

🚨TONIGHT🚨 A viewing party for premium @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social subscribers only! Quantum Quest: the multi-million dollar animated film featuring Chris Pine, John Travolta, James Earl Jones, Mark Hamill, William Shatner, Neil Armstrong, & more - only ever playing in one theater in 2011.

This was a fun episode to do. Satisfying payoff, and an anecdote about curing electrocution with hot dogs.

This week on Hyperfixed: "There's a movie that doesn't seem to exist. It isn’t available to stream, buy, rent, borrow, or even read much about. I’ve used a VPN, tried asking movie buffs, librarians, physical media experts, and one scarily proficient torrent user."

Alex talk parasocial relationships on this episode! Very fun conversation.

If you liked last week’s @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social episode with Jenny Phenix about the problem plagued 3 and a half year cruise, we have a new premium episode on the ship out now!!!! Hyperfixedpod.com/join

Finally - after like 6 months - we got our episodes up on YouTube. And I want you all to be proud of us for doing that. Ok. You can listen there. Love you bye.

This week’s episode of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social is a classic super tech support. Learn about how the internet works, how it doesn’t work, *why* it doesn’t work, and what you can do to fix it. open.spotify.com/episode/0NES...

Hi! Hyperfixed is looking for problems to solve. Please submit some on our website (at the link below) or email us at [email protected]! www.hyperfixedpod.com#question_form

Hi, I’m Alex goldman I used to host the Reply All podcast. I have a new show now called @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social. People seem to really like the most recent episode so if you’d like to check it out, you can do so at the link below. Thank you!!!

Hey there! @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social is doing a bonus episode on bad date stories. If you have one you’d like to share, please email a voice memo to [email protected] or a leave a voicemail at ‪(848) 628-4738‬

One again posting to ask you to support @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social by becoming a premium member—you get all kinds of perks (extra episodes, discord access, so on and so on) but you are also completely independent media in very bleak times for independent media. Thank you! www.hyperfixedpod.com/join

This episode of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social is incredibly special. Give yourself a gift and have a listen. A warm fire in what feels like a cold time. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/h...

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Details. Patterns. Sequences. Scott Broady has had an eye for them all. He had a cameo our license plate episode, but our conversation was so fascinating & he deserved more room to talk about his love of license plates, a passion which has taken him to other countries. On our premium feed!

I had a weird question that bothered me for years. I reached out to this pod and immediately had a team of cool people go to incredible depths to find an answer for me! Then they packaged it into a fascinating episode I could share with friends! They do that every week! Easy Premium Sub! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Hi! This is Alex and I am writing an annoying message asking everyone to, if you're able, sign up for our premium subscription. I have a hard time doing this because in a perfect world, I would just support the show via ads only. But here we are.

I love this week’s premium episode of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social . It’s about a tiny post breakup conundrum, and just all the complicated feelings one has after ending a first real relationship. You can become a premium member here: hyperfixedpod.com/join

Premium members, we are doing an AMA right now! And if you aren’t a premium member, think about becoming one and joining us! www.hyperfixedpod.com/posts/more-p...

this week's premium @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social is small in scope, but it's actually a really nice conversation between myself and another person about the etiquette of getting your stuff back post breakup. It's funny and also a little sad, heartbreaking, infuriating, and much more. join here:

I will be performing at on air fest (feb 19-21) and the lineup is bonkers! Here are just a couple people who will be there. Learn more at onairfest.com

@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social China. China has the foot pedal lift toilet 47 参见平菇大王发布了一篇小红书笔记，快来看吧！ 😆 fbkiepHHQdFXPUd 😆 xhslink.com/a/9DZr4q1koG...

The latest in my series of videos where I’m uncomfortable talking j to my mic in public. Listen to the latest @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social

I have needed a new tape measure for a while. Didn’t know I needed one this good. Shoutout to @agoldman.bsky.social @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social

Huge news: we have a new episode of @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social Even bigger news: producer Amor Yates makes her first on mic appearance. The biggest news of all: it’s about public restrooms!!!! Listen now: hyperfixedpod.com/listen

If you heard the "Casey Wants to Believe" episode of Hyperfixed and thought about getting yourself a button, we're running out, so join up as a premium member soon to get yours! Once they're gone, they're gone forever. hyperfixedpod.com/button

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