Always keep my eye out at comicons & similar events for dickheads & bullies I recognise from online/fandom spaces so I can tell them what a twat they are to their faces. Anyway, Hyper Japan is cute

What's that fairground Edizzy -ish fic?

edizzy

mid complaint but please stop tagging ur stizzy as edizzy just bc they interact once or twice 😭😭

I'd post about Edizzy or something but there's a kitten in my house that climbs up my chest & bites my face when I don't pay attention to it These arrived tho

"Captain wanted my report?" "best not to interrupt these things." - #OFMDkinktober2025 Exhibitionism

(too niche but) Saw 20th anniversary stage production of Ideal, forgot what a fkin excellent TV show it is Why there is 0 fanfic let alone any Cartoon head x Psycho Paul? Silent masked freak hitman x Scouse twat gangster? pls (+ C.h. making a murder victim's brother suck his nipple is hot asf)

I should stagger these pain meds to ensure there isn't a noticeable dip in analgesia, I say to myself as I swallow all of the pills at once

Con once said he thought Izzy Hands would be a Conservative/Tory & I *get* it - Izzy has a kinda personal/social inclination toward summat that looks like authoritarianism - but 1. He's a fucking pirate 2. He's Blackbeard’s First Mate 3. Being a dick isn't necessarily indicative of wider politics

Don’t worry, Bluesky. Izzy consented to being leashed, tattooed, being called a dog off screen, and to being drawn this way! Been a bit since I’ve done art. I’m rusty 😂

Leaving your abusive ex is great for all the normal reasons but have you ever escaped a life of listening to a middle aged cishet white man who thinks he's his company's fucking comedian? "If you send that in an email they'll think you're an absolute dickhead" is a line I hope to never say again

Knowing the smell of your rotting former first mate is the most romantic thing a person can do

Me mate made a joke about when parts of the ofmd fandom really thought Ed ate the "yummy" soap & I'd completely fucking forgotten about that lmao Feeding fandom nonsense into my non-ofmd fandom friend + time + pressure = some right diamonds

Ugh, THEM

Rereading your own fic for fun & fuCKING TYPOS

Izzy Hands & his comfort Clone-a-Willy of Ed's dick

When the note on patient mentation in the chart is QAR - Quiet, Alert & Responsive - I imagine the patient as a teeny tiny furry pirate for just a second 🏴‍☠️

Been gifted a highly prized item from my sibling for pretending to be a good brother & joining in with their recent Stray Kids obsession This ones called Lee Know & he's mean & also a rabbit. Like me, apparently Idk man, it's just very sweet lol

Toddling off to one of me fave ofmd artists and commissions are fucking CLOSED, snooze ya fucking lose 😭

If Izzy Hands was born like 35 miles further East than his accent implies, I could give him so much regional dialect. If people found "pack it in" unintelligible, god help them. Alas.

How do you learn to draw (edizzy)? How long does it take to learn to draw (edizzy)? Why do I suddenly have the urge to draw (edizzy)?

Ed & Izzy taking a midnight drive to blowtorch the fashy fucking E*gland flags the far right muppets have stuck up everywhere Ed can make even a balaclava look good btw Edizzy date night is always interesting

I support first mate rights ...and wrongs.

one of many reasons making s2 the izzy hands whump show was a mistake is bc why do that when you could just insert him into the ensemble in these types of situations.

IZZY! HANDS! MUZZLE!!

edizzy cuddling on the couch and listening to the heavy rain as it lands against the roof, wrapped up and cozy and drifting

Izzy Hands never did a thing wrong in his life

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The guard/attack dog archetype fits Izzy Hands so well imo cos it mirrors the strength, loyalty, dominance & selective [but core] submission that I reckon Izzy embodies to a tee The archetype is v BDSM coded imo & so is Izzy But I'm wildly into D/s, dehumanisation & Izzy Hands so ofc I think that

Mate, seeing all the Stray Kids merch my sibling is obsessed with reminds me what a missed opportunity official ofmd merch was Maybe they could have afforded to make ofmd s2 not suck

reined in 🦄 #izzyhands #ofmd

This was one of the times it's really startlingly clear a lot of Izzy hate isn't about him at all, but a way to deflect from their love of characters based on real life slave owners (I don't think they should feel guilty for enjoying the fiction but it sure as hell seems like they do).

What ever they put into the edizzy formula, it's addictive

The question Izzy was expecting to hear ( Finally i returned from my 2 weeks break ) #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach #ofmdfanart

"Fiction can't hurt you" I say, then I'm consistently triggered by anything that woobifies the Tories It *does* give me more incentive to get cancelled for my Edizzy Third Reich fic tho

how nervous do you think izzy was at ye olde job interview with blackbeard

My bsky experience would improve dramatically if I could mute certain words by certain people

but when I call you never seem to be home

Wunderkammer Steddyhands!!! ✨️ Old dogs and duckos united! We’ve been planning to do a collab together and it finally happened. It was overall messy, complex, ridiculous and very fucking fun. #OFMDfanart #izzyhandsbingo

"Izzy Hands isn’t a team player" "he's middle management/not part of the crew" Where tho? S1 Revenge crew aren’t Izzy's "team". Ed manipulates Izzy & upholds the division between Izzy/the crew for weeks. How would you know he's not a team player? He consistently gave more fucks than Ed abt his crew

Ed and Izzy kissing so sweetly

I'd bet money that Izzy only thought of handing Stede to the English cos he was intimately involved w extracting Stede from Geraldo's attempt to do the exact same w the Spanish. & he goes straight to Jackie too Mr. Izzy's Revenge Mr. Attack several Spanish war ships head-on cos that's a great plan

Any comments on my fics make my fucking day but BLESS the people who take the time to pick bits they like out & tell ya all about it You are sweethearts & I hope your lives are as full of joy as your comments bring me 🖤

The urge to start posting this WIP rather than waiting til I've actually finished it is so strong

still can’t believe ppl truly hate izzy like that. he’s literally the perfect character

When some people let their male dogs have a fuck toy they get incredibly possessive over & bring it places nobody wants it & nobody else is allowed to touch it That's how I imagine Ed & Izzy

Crew @ Jackie'z. Ed catching Izzy's eye & nodding towards the back door. Izzy's trousers around his knees as he leans into the wall, Ed pressed in behind him. Ed's hands finding Izzy's cock & his throat the moment he wants Izzy to cum. Izzy painting the wall as Ed finishes deep in him w a shudder

how to catch your opponent off guard #ofmdfanart #ofmd #edizzy