The figure skater urge to daydream the coolest program ever while listening to a song you like, only you know your body can't do it yet ⛸️

Great Outfits in Figure Skating History vol. 10! ⛸️ Michelle Kwan's simple, classic, timeless 1998 periwinkle velvet dress designed by a former fellow figure skater, one Vera Wang.

In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.

trying to write a hallmark christmas movie but I've just finished act 1 and six people are already dead

🎶 I don't wanna wait for the warp drive to go nova I wanna know right now if I should flee 🎶

"and only", lol

If you can summon boomers with sweet caroline and millenials by singing "tell me whyyyy", what are the lyrics you use to summon gens x,z and alpha?

If junior mints have a kid would that be mints III

Totally doable, all we need is one winning lottery ticket and somebody who knows how to sail

Just cuz I love you, enjoy some Rino Matsuike skating skills on your Saturday: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UY5p1s/ ⛸️

Cynthia Erivo absolutely *destroys* during No Good Deed. Just incredible.

starr andrews skating to starr andrews. what an icon. who's doing it like her. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Saw a bumper sticker that said "KEEP HONKING! I'm listening to HONKING" and you know what, I admire the specificity and honesty

We have conceded that Lord Killdude can have a volcano and shove anyone he dislikes into it, but we will be able to oppose acquisition of further volcanos in two years if you rush us JUST $5 by MIDNIGHT!

Skating wins today: got my flip back, getting closer to not taking "sit spin" literally, not dying during my private coaching session even though I felt like I might several times! ⛸️

Please tell Lego Spot that he is a good cat. And a pretty cat.

How it feels to be an M's fan tonight

Happy Halloween, crew! 💜

When I find myself in times of trouble Dana Scully comes to me Speaking words of wisdom “Mulder, it’s me”

Great Outfits in Figure Skating History Vol. 9! ⛸️ Nina Povey in a geode of her own design. This outfit rocks (haha get it,?)

The horrors persist but at least my kid is acing adhesive school

The local fox affiliate decided to finally show the Mariners for game 7, so at least I get to have my aneurysm in the privacy of my own home #GoMs

My favorite sign so far #nokings #portland #nokingspdx

#nokings Portland frog brigade

Here you go, Mariners fans. The entire bottom of the eighth of tonight's ALCS Game 5, posted to the MLB YouTube account.

If you're looking for some good to do this Indigenous Peoples Day consider donating to the disaster relief fund for western Alaska, where several communities have been heavily damaged by recent storms. alaskacf.fcsuite.com/erp/donate/c...

Dispatches from #warravagedportland: Will these constant murders never end?

red licorice (gross), meet the feebles (grosser), little talks by of monsters and men (will one of you just harmonize please i'm literally begging you)

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Dispatches from #warravagedportland: Clinton Park has fallen and is now occupied by our city's most terrifying faction, the youth ultimate frisbee league. Pray for us. 🙏🏼

SPACEBALLS THE TABLE READ! It’s hard to believe we’re making another Spaceballs. It’s harder to believe Mel Brooks picked us to write it. So grateful to be working with this amazing cast and crew. This is beyond my wildest dreams. It probably goes without saying, but MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU!

Important kraken news 🦑

Skating wins today: Edges and waltz eights are improving, and I've started experimenting with the loop jump! ⛸️

I’m going to stop doomscrolling tonight & go to bed, but want to say how grateful I am for this community that we nurture everyday. Maybe, to spread something good, we could share our ofmd playlists? My music knowledge is deep but runs from the 40s-90s 🫣 I’ve discovered so many songs/artists from

Heads up west coast 💉

The thing about being an artist is that sometimes you’ll have a really silly/cursed image enter your head and spend hours of your life drawing it. Hours you’ll never get back.

Sometimes I dislike listening to my body. Like what do you mean you'd rather deal with being achy and fatigued than go to skating practice you traitor

happy two years 🥹❤️‍🩹🏴‍☠️

Lara continuing to have the most iconic choices in skating music ⛸️

JACK HE DESTROYED HIS BOX YES YES! JACK IS OUT.

werner herzog voice: the milkshake, though blissfully unaware of its unusual magnetism, is nevertheless forever cursed to bring the boys to the yard, for this is the design of an unforgiving god

Clothes Diarrhea 🤝 Horse

In St. Rat's name we pray 🙏🏼

Didn't even realize it was the second anniversary, just put this on this morning because it felt like the thing to do today 🏴‍☠️

first teaser trailer- august 30, 2023 stede throws the bottle, the baby baby baby hits and the rest is history absolutely nothing compares to the chaos that this created, one of the best days in fandom history

happy friday

Vibes tonight are immaculate

I love every choice Nathan Foad is making in the background here.

You ever think about the symmetry of Ed taking the blindfold off Stede in s1 and ultimately saving his life, and Stede taking the cover off Ed's face in s2 to do the same? Cuz uh I'm def not doing that at all