Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

Probably a lot of it is just a standard bandwagon thing but it is pretty wild to see people keep validating silicon valley's pitches when the most recent things it tried to sell us were nft's, a set of glasses with a cartoon mark zuckerberg inside, and the need for an app to operate your microwave

Klingon using a rotary phone: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIAL *gets frustrated after two numbers, screams, cuts phone in half with bat'leth*

Gosh NASA is good at stuff *swoon*

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Who wore it better: First Contact Day edition!

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

Thing is you don't even need to go to space for this. A lot of us get it from just regular trees but nobody listens to us

Even more Portland: it does snake yoga! 🐍 www.npr.org/2026/03/09/n...

I went back to capture what the astronauts said in full when the clock was stopped at T-10 minutes and they were asked if they were go for launch: This is Victor. We are going for our families. This is Christina. We are going for our teammates. This is Jeremy. We are going for all humanity.

Congratulations Integrity and safe travels, Earth is proud of you! 🚀🌕

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

meet goofus doofus in 3d!! this is your last chance to win him — just send proof of any donation you've made ABOVE the total of your craft fair purchases, 1 entry for every $10 (either to the shipping fund or to AIC directly) will pick a winner 24h from now, more info on how to enter below!!

In other news I am now the proud owner of a lighthouse!

Who just won these beauties? 👀

Wait THAT'S what the metaverse looks like?? What in the Kid Pix????

Okay hear me out

Very important #Trek question! Kirk or Picardo?

I've got two items in the fandom auction, get em while they're hot and help support our immigrant communities! #ofmd #piracy #fundraiser #jewelry www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...

MIL got me a chocolate bar and yes, these priorities are correct but they are missing "ED TEACH'S EYES"

My husband, unaware of what he's saying: "With the price of gas, what it is." Me, immediately: "When you get it. If you get it... Good you got it."

Today's skating wins: First lutz in like 30 years- two footed landing but not half bad! Also, re-learning the camel! 🐪

Please repost so we can get to 5000 this week! ⛸️

Hey so if everything would stop being relentlessly upsetting for five minutes I'd really appreciate it thanks

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

One more item just submitted!

And we now have a GoFundMe! ⛸️ www.gofundme.com/f/save-lloyd...

🚨EVENT ALERT!⛸️ Join us tomorrow, February 26 at Lloyd Center for a special event in support of SLIC! AXIS on Ice will perform at 5:25pm, and we'll be joined by decorated skaters Karen Chen, Samuel Mindra, and Ryan Azadpour! Discounted public skate and potluck to follow the main event. #skating

Imagine trying to explain this image to your coworkers #MilanoCortina2026

The Olympics figure skating gala is great, because one moment you’ve got a Japanese icon practically floating on the ice, and the next you’ve got Kung Fu Panda getting his ass kicked by Deadpool and Sub-Zero.

Dallas is correct to love her

Archer will not stop digging up this spot in our backyard, so I decided to turn it into a win-win. #StarTrek #Generations

Alysa Liu is so punk rock, I love her 🤘🏼

Blade angels let's gooooooo

Been meaning to post this for a bit but have been busy- an upgraded version of Ed's pearl necklace, and it's part of a matching set. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering #MilanoCortina2026

[sexting] He: What are your measurements? She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14, He: WTF She: I A M T H E K R A K E N

They really were just like, “how do we bring Stede back without bringing OFMD back?”

🚨 Hey Crew! I'm involved in an effort to keep a year round ice rink in central PDX. Could you all give our bluesky account a follow so we can boost engagement? Thank you! 💜⛸️ bsky.app/profile/save...

Everybody go watch the new Muppet Show special NOW NOW RIGHT NOW so we can all eventually see Cardi B surrounded by adorable smiling cats in a bathtub and maybe our long national nightmare can finally be over!

Who wore it better: creepy falling man edition!

Who’s ready for…. THE OFMD FANDOM CRAFT MARKET? Running March 5 through March 21, we’ll be raising money for the amazing @immcouncil.org!

If you want a super easy thing to do to fight back and keep people safe, try not to buy anything today if you can help it! nationalshutdown.org

Randos from the Phone Book 2026!

Artists supporting artists, you love to see it!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Rothko number 5

every time someone has asked me the last week or so about priorities it is rental assistance. please please please people need rent to stay in their homes. scroll down to rent relief funds and pick something www.standwithminnesota.com

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

Wonderful job today, MSP. 💜