There’s tons of crying in Onion Baseball.

I guess if we've gotta go sport by sport to end this nonsense that's what we're gonna do. Here's an open letter you can sign for trans athletes in figure skating: www.figureskatingforall.org/open-letter If you know of efforts underway in other sports feel free to share 'em in the comments. 🏳️‍⚧️

This is just to say I have drunk the milkshake which you were probably intending to bring the boys to your yard forgive me it was delicious and my yard is now covered in boys

RFK Jr. just pounding a pint glass full of this stuff. "It's got parameciums," he says. defector.com/promises-mad...

The video is even better than the picture 😺

What's a word you pronounce in a deliberately wacky way just because it makes it more fun to say?

Great Outfits in Figure Skating History vol. 11! ⛸️ Cecilia Colledge, a British skater who competed in the Olympics at age 11, pioneered the camel and layback spins, was the first woman to land a double jump in competition, and drove an ambulance during the London air raids in WW2.

This thread is making me hungry and wanderlusty

This fish in particular? Doesn't seem great.

brb, adding a third chandelier to the onboard library which is in no way overkill

Letting the meme go by without omfd-ifying it would have been more prudent but I am not God's strongest soldier

I think about this comic all the time.

Inside me there are two wolves and one of the wolves is an incurable klutz

Aragorn: you have my sword Legolas: and you have my bow Gimli: and my axe My Neighbor: and my lawnmower Me: *getting into my car* look guys i don’t think i do but i really gotta get to work i’ll check this weekend

It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you."

what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

Probably a lot of it is just a standard bandwagon thing but it is pretty wild to see people keep validating silicon valley's pitches when the most recent things it tried to sell us were nft's, a set of glasses with a cartoon mark zuckerberg inside, and the need for an app to operate your microwave

Klingon using a rotary phone: TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIAL *gets frustrated after two numbers, screams, cuts phone in half with bat'leth*

Gosh NASA is good at stuff *swoon*

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Who wore it better: First Contact Day edition!

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

Thing is you don't even need to go to space for this. A lot of us get it from just regular trees but nobody listens to us

Even more Portland: it does snake yoga! 🐍 www.npr.org/2026/03/09/n...

I went back to capture what the astronauts said in full when the clock was stopped at T-10 minutes and they were asked if they were go for launch: This is Victor. We are going for our families. This is Christina. We are going for our teammates. This is Jeremy. We are going for all humanity.

Congratulations Integrity and safe travels, Earth is proud of you! 🚀🌕

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

meet goofus doofus in 3d!! this is your last chance to win him — just send proof of any donation you've made ABOVE the total of your craft fair purchases, 1 entry for every $10 (either to the shipping fund or to AIC directly) will pick a winner 24h from now, more info on how to enter below!!

In other news I am now the proud owner of a lighthouse!

Who just won these beauties? 👀

Wait THAT'S what the metaverse looks like?? What in the Kid Pix????

Okay hear me out

Very important #Trek question! Kirk or Picardo?

I've got two items in the fandom auction, get em while they're hot and help support our immigrant communities! #ofmd #piracy #fundraiser #jewelry www.32auctions.com/fandommarket...

MIL got me a chocolate bar and yes, these priorities are correct but they are missing "ED TEACH'S EYES"

My husband, unaware of what he's saying: "With the price of gas, what it is." Me, immediately: "When you get it. If you get it... Good you got it."

Today's skating wins: First lutz in like 30 years- two footed landing but not half bad! Also, re-learning the camel! 🐪

Please repost so we can get to 5000 this week! ⛸️

Hey so if everything would stop being relentlessly upsetting for five minutes I'd really appreciate it thanks

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

One more item just submitted!

And we now have a GoFundMe! ⛸️ www.gofundme.com/f/save-lloyd...

🚨EVENT ALERT!⛸️ Join us tomorrow, February 26 at Lloyd Center for a special event in support of SLIC! AXIS on Ice will perform at 5:25pm, and we'll be joined by decorated skaters Karen Chen, Samuel Mindra, and Ryan Azadpour! Discounted public skate and potluck to follow the main event. #skating

Imagine trying to explain this image to your coworkers #MilanoCortina2026

The Olympics figure skating gala is great, because one moment you’ve got a Japanese icon practically floating on the ice, and the next you’ve got Kung Fu Panda getting his ass kicked by Deadpool and Sub-Zero.