Been meaning to post this for a bit but have been busy- an upgraded version of Ed's pearl necklace, and it's part of a matching set. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering #MilanoCortina2026

[sexting] He: What are your measurements? She: 36, 24, 36, 19, 72, 54, 2, 14, He: WTF She: I A M T H E K R A K E N

They really were just like, “how do we bring Stede back without bringing OFMD back?”

🚨 Hey Crew! I'm involved in an effort to keep a year round ice rink in central PDX. Could you all give our bluesky account a follow so we can boost engagement? Thank you! 💜⛸️ bsky.app/profile/save...

Everybody go watch the new Muppet Show special NOW NOW RIGHT NOW so we can all eventually see Cardi B surrounded by adorable smiling cats in a bathtub and maybe our long national nightmare can finally be over!

Who wore it better: creepy falling man edition!

Who’s ready for…. THE OFMD FANDOM CRAFT MARKET? Running March 5 through March 21, we’ll be raising money for the amazing @immcouncil.org!

If you want a super easy thing to do to fight back and keep people safe, try not to buy anything today if you can help it! nationalshutdown.org

Randos from the Phone Book 2026!

Artists supporting artists, you love to see it!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Rothko number 5

every time someone has asked me the last week or so about priorities it is rental assistance. please please please people need rent to stay in their homes. scroll down to rent relief funds and pick something www.standwithminnesota.com

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

Wonderful job today, MSP. 💜

You need filler episodes! It's how you get such classics as "captain and helmsman become salamanders and start a family" or "parasites infiltrate the highest levels of starfleet, which we will never mention again"!

Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out. They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?

Now it's the Willamette but I grew up near the confluence of the Chena and Tanana rivers which, because the Tanana is quite simply ungovernable, looks like this:

#portlandproblems Twice today I have attempted to enter somebody else's identical Subaru

Day 82 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets

Ok so if I'm understanding correctly the current "8 episodes if you're lucky" model cost us: *Izzy hooking up with Wee John *A whole episode in Ed's mind *A whole episode of Zheng and Oluwande falling in love *Ed and Stede dancing together then waking up gazing into each other's eyes

#FigureSkating #USChamps

THANK YOU AMBER THANK YOU ALYSA THANK YOU ISABEAU THANK YOU BRADIE THANK YOU SARAH #PrevagenUSChamps bit.ly/3Z5zGsc

This week has been awful so let's live skeet some free skate!! #USnats ⛸️

stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating

Who else has a brain that opted out of rest tonight

Nobody's doing it like Seattle, absolutely iconic 🎆

Staying up late to see the Seattle fireworks vanish into a fog bank lol

will not be making a list of New Year’s resolutions until I see 2026 making a few of its own first

Going for the most unhinged dinner party in history. The theme is Iron Chef and everything is made with raktajino. There's also unlimited Romulan ale.

George & Gracie's. Mostly we serve krill.

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

Here’s to 2026

Whoever decided clothing tags needed to be made out of sandpaper and affixed with stitching that's impossible to remove without creating a hole in the garment should have to spend a day in my oversensitive skin

So hey have we tried getting ofmd picked up by crave?

The figure skater urge to daydream the coolest program ever while listening to a song you like, only you know your body can't do it yet ⛸️

Great Outfits in Figure Skating History vol. 10! ⛸️ Michelle Kwan's simple, classic, timeless 1998 periwinkle velvet dress designed by a former fellow figure skater, one Vera Wang.

In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.

trying to write a hallmark christmas movie but I've just finished act 1 and six people are already dead

🎶 I don't wanna wait for the warp drive to go nova I wanna know right now if I should flee 🎶

"and only", lol

If you can summon boomers with sweet caroline and millenials by singing "tell me whyyyy", what are the lyrics you use to summon gens x,z and alpha?

If junior mints have a kid would that be mints III

Totally doable, all we need is one winning lottery ticket and somebody who knows how to sail

Just cuz I love you, enjoy some Rino Matsuike skating skills on your Saturday: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UY5p1s/ ⛸️

starr andrews skating to starr andrews. what an icon. who's doing it like her. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Saw a bumper sticker that said "KEEP HONKING! I'm listening to HONKING" and you know what, I admire the specificity and honesty

We have conceded that Lord Killdude can have a volcano and shove anyone he dislikes into it, but we will be able to oppose acquisition of further volcanos in two years if you rush us JUST $5 by MIDNIGHT!

Skating wins today: got my flip back, getting closer to not taking "sit spin" literally, not dying during my private coaching session even though I felt like I might several times! ⛸️