googoo dolls iris voice

It is because he, quite literally, *has brain damage* www.cnn.com/2026/03/19/p...

In real life? Dinosaurus is real??? www.slashfilm.com/2125853/dino...

In retrospect, I should have picked High Point. The winning strategy is right there in their name.

Almost all of these are just suburbs, and most of them are more expensive than the cities they 'burb. Trump called them the Failing New York Times and they have spent the time since doing everything they can to prove him right.

@ryannorth.ca Someone finally listened to your calls and has gone in depth on the Care Bears Star Trek diversion.

[Kurt Cobain voice]: Mark! Wayne! I got a new complaint

look, we’ve been dealing with this asshole for a decade and still - still! - he finds new ways to take your breath away with his boundless idiocy look at her face!

Sugar Ray's Every Morning. As soon as it ended the first time and started to play the second time, I'd be done. This song would be improved if it was replaced by nails on a chalkboard. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqU...

I've fed the brackets into my custom AI program, and the winner of March Madness is going to be... LOVE!?

Me, being led away by the secret service after releasing thousands of gophers at the Capitol: "You don't understand! It's a scientifically proven way to revive a desolate place! I'm a patriot!" www.popularmechanics.com/science/envi...

That's a lot of money for a war that's very complete, pretty much.

[Kurt Cobain voice]: Mark! Wayne! I got a new complaint

Yeah, same

We interviewed one of the wrongest guys in history. "I wasn't wrong!" he claims. Here's 20,000 words about him, a great use of everyone's time. www.cnn.com/2026/03/17/s...

Leave Lindsey Graham out of this.

Here's what Kat Abu's loss taught me about B2B sales

CHIMING IN FROM OUT OF FRAME: also hundreds of children were killed

Wendy's has caffeinated lemonade now. The only thing that can bring this country back is if every fast food chain kills someone with turbo charged lemonade.

Lol they're keeping the eagle and the arrows, so it's not like they're doing a whole new design. They're just saying peace is too woke I guess. fortune.com/2026/03/12/u...

Southwest Airlines now has EIGHT boarding groups!? They're inventing levels of peasantry so low that the finest aristocratic minds in history thought impossible.

Is it too much to ask that democratic politicians believe in America the same way that *squints* Vladimir Ilyich Lenin believed in America

Underrated Simpsons line of the day

Who wants to see his skeets!?

I know Twitter is a site run by Nazis for Nazis, but I still think the most toxic social media site is LinkedIn

What if we attached a lot of balloons--or a few very big ones--to the tankers, and float them across?

Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

friend posts something wrong: the casual unedited way this website let’s us fire off sentences is it’s only redeeming quality enemy posts something wrong: well well well, dickhead’s latest thesis is up for defense

"investigators said in court that he was linked to an ant-trafficking network that was broken up in Kenya last year." This is a level of poaching I was unfamiliar with. Although Belgians being involved with criminal enterprise in Africa is comfortingly familiar. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Why don't they just attach a fire hose to the full tanker, spray it across the peninsula, and catch it in an empty tanker?

Strong disagree.

MFers ain't heard about bribes before fortune.com/2026/03/10/b...

welcome to bluesky, here is your copy of the communist manifesto and a complete world baseball classic schedule for some reason

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

I'm old enough to not remember what conference any school is in anymore.

I think we need to acknowledge that the Kennedys are injury prone.

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

However bad you think Draft Kings and Fan Duel are, you are underestimating their moral depravity.

Now is the winter of Summers

He's like the rabbits in Watership Down, who just used "five" to mean any number that big or bigger, because that's as high as they can count. He doesn't understand a timeframe longer than two weeks, so that's just "any point in the future."

You never need to take an economist seriously, because the underlying foundation of their study is that the market is rational, and that is just false.

Trump hit this stage really fast for a war.

Gives some real insight into minorities who join the GOP. "Sure, they want me and everyone who looks like me dead. But they're the only party who understands Hitler was actually cool."

That's because they coddle them too much now. Back in my day, it only took 20 years for T-Rexes to fully mature, because they had discipline. Spare the rod, spoil the terrible tyrant lizard. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

Here's @kenwhite.bsky.social showing how you use the platform to create mystery. How are you not going to click to see posts 2 and 3 in this thread??

oh! oh! jail for atom! jail for atom for One Thousand Years!!!! www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

"Thankfully, I have learned nothing from this and will keep making that mistake over and over." www.cbsnews.com/news/tim-kai...

Daylight saves those who save themselves.