Marketing / advertising / campaigning text messages should be illegal.

so efficiency, much wow, etc

How about you Switch 2 reading the Holy Bible

That's so cool! These nerds found Roman ruins in the last place you'd expect: Rome

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I don’t think people who were born in New York are real New Yorkers. That’s like being born at the carnival or something. It’s wild that happened and you should be able to go on the rides for free, but that’s not what this place is for.

If all these strategists were as smart as they think they are, they wouldn't say things like "even if it's right, it's not politically feasible to support" and they would instead come up with the right framing to gain support for doing the right thing.

Trump must be the only person in the world stupid enough to believe that just telling the Middle East to stop fighting with each other would work. Only person surprised that they didn't stop when he told them to.

oh that's why I have hard water

buffalo wild wings is buffalo normal wings to a fucking freak like me

This is the future the tech oligarchs want.

This fish in particular? Doesn't seem great.

JUST TO FREAK ME OUT

has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/...

"All Terrain Vehicle"? Bullshit. This is a Most Terrain Vehicle at best.

I'm not opposed to putting Doja Cat in Congress on the strength of her latest posting alone.

Hey, I want you to look real closely at the question you're posing there. Maybe read it aloud, slowly. Can the KILLER DRONES use morality in the decisions, is what you're asking. Leave aside the AI part even! "Can the murder machine be ethical?" GTFOH

Now there's a blog name you have to be very careful with when saying it out loud.

Yeah, get a job, dark energy!

His penance has begun. Two more gift home runs to make up for the three he robbed in one game.

I guess that solves the problem, and CBS News is going to be on a rocketship to success now.

And yet, when I steal people's phones, somehow I'm the bad guy??

I know when we’ll see a lot of ‘em.

Lesson 1: Die young. That way it never becomes an issue.

We'll just call anyone a hacker these days, huh?

. donald trump me 🤝 bored of all the activities i used to be passionate about

I know a lot of people are going to be mad about this because children need their sleep. But they also need to understand the pain and frustration of being a Knicks fan. Best to do it early.

For what seems like forever, the LGBTQIA+ community has been ignored, a topic not to be discussed in "polite" society, and one that many think shouldn't exist. That's why this Pride Month I'm partnering with the Colorado Rockies,

I will never stop being mad. Yeah, he was voted into office. But he has been supported by his party and the highest court in the land to just steal money directly from government accounts. Taking money directly from taxpayers and running this country into ruinous debt.

Obviously the important thing is the corruption in Trump basically settling a lawsuit with himself to get a bunch of taxpayer money to do with as he pleased. But... one of the lawyers was named Epshteyn?? COME ON

There's plenty of conservative pop culture. Every cop show is about how great cops are. I love my Marvel garbage, but superheroes are very conservative--they use god-like powers to strive against outside forces to maintain the status quo and prop up existing power structures.

in this video in like 4 different ways and I hate that

I love that we now have a Flo Rida Watch the same way Florida has Hurricane Watches.

"You want to get to the Professor? First you'll have to go through sala-ME!"

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

Yeah man, everyone is so good at math and spelling these days, I never see those mistakes all over the place all the time.

Also, Wayne's World 2 is a better movie than you remember.

The Freedom 250 concert series has now lost

This is all they want. Captive audiences who have to cheer them and aren't allowed to boo them. Just a bunch of pathetic losers.

Legendary wiki entry under Personal Life. RIP.

lol no one told the performers what they were agreeing to, they all just thought it was a concert, not part of an event. Young MC, Morris Day and the Time, and even Milli Vanilli are now out. Probably more to follow.

Importantly, these will only be exchangeable with Confederate dollars.

We are going to have to, as a nation, reckon with the problem that so many people in charge are crazy and evil. The longer we wait, the more the solution is going to look like the French Revolution's method of dealing with their aristocracy.

"People have noticed all the exciting young talent we have in the league, and they've been coming up to me and saying, 'Commissioner, the sport is too good right now, we can't handle it, you have to make the game Worse.' And this gives us an opportunity to do that."

Everyone still working for this DOJ needs to go to prison.

Well, that answers that.

I think we all knew that the guys going "Game theory time!" 20 years ago were leading to shit like this.