American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles

My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.

Charlie loves watching the rain.

Happy Valentine’s Day! I love seeing people genuinely happy with their partners and in love and I believe in celebrating love every day. To those of us that are single by choice or not, it’s just Saturday, enjoy it, be kind to yourself and those around you.

She’s never used this properly. 🤣

I just watched the Bunny Yeager documentary on Netflix. It makes me incredibly sad that one of her daughters doesn’t appear to be proud of her Mother’s legacy. Bunny Yeager was an amazing photographer, her talents are stunning and she’s an icon. Makes me happy to see her getting recognition.

On Reagan day we celebrate how Gavin Newsom will never be president.

My boys are at the Valentine’s Day Dance. One is wearing a full suit and a fedora and the other is wearing jeans. They’re so cute.

“Love is stronger than hate!” Hate:

Drinking DayQuil straight from the bottle today. Not as hardcore as doing cocaine on a toilet seat, but it is what it is.

I am so glad that our public health is in his hands, aren’t you? Don’t you feel safe and secure? Ah, it’s so nice.

My very existence hurts his feelings and I’m fine with it.

Behold, the truest meme ever created.

In bed with a cold? Miss Rose takes her job as cuddle nurse very seriously.

Fuuuuuuuck you. I went into immediate menopause following a total hysterectomy due to ovarian cancer. I did not turn into a Bondi. This shit is offensive and sexist AF.

DILF Khakis forever. RIP James Van Der Beek ❤️

My favorite beverage today is DayQuil. It tastes like shit but breathing is awesome.

Oh yes, the splurge of a fully cooked chicken that feeds my family of three dinner for $6.99. How dare I.

Pam Bondi five minutes into any hearing

Thou liest, thou jesting monkey thou!

It does not feel this old.

Even with an implant, I can’t understand speech well enough to use the phone. So when the oncologist makes an unexpected appointment time/day change, gotta have Mom call for me. She knows me so well.

I get real tired of account policing. This is my account, I talk about everything. My life, my kids, things that bother me, medical shit, what I watch on TV and politics. Everything. This is a microblog. If it’s not what you want to read, you don’t have to follow me, but don’t be a dick about it.

It’s really sad watching a girl I’ve known since I was 5, again failing to remain sober. She’s posting videos on FB that really are not going to help her in her quest to get visitation with her kids. There is nothing anyone can do. She’s back to being completely out of control. I’m sad for her.

I’m probably never going to use drafts. Microblogging is full of dumb shit like spelling errors, bad punctuation and all kinds of crap that will piss off an English teacher. Also, if you don’t know your/you’re, I want to know that about you.

Bad Bunny with Lady Gaga and Ricky Martin after his Super Bowl Halftime show.

Congratulations, Seattle!

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Hoping I didn’t just jinx myself by packing up all my chemo hats and wigs.

Bring Bad Bunny back, this is boring.

Took the Liam post down, I can’t find anything actually confirming it was actually him and I don’t want to accidentally spread misinformation.

America heard Puerto Rico tonight and it was fantastic! Bad Bunny and Lady Gaga!❤️

Every year I watch the Super Bowl and have the same questions I had last year. Like, “how does football work?” The extent of my knowledge:

My Bay Area girl pride is on fire today!

My Bad Bunny guest prediction is Cardi B.

Billie Joe Armstrong is going to piss a lot of shitty people off in a few hours. Going to be fun.

I don’t always agree with reviews and sometimes I actually love bad movies. But, goddamn, Joker: Folie à Deux is awful.

The worst part about being in remission with a chronic cancer is something called “scanxiety.” For example: I have CT scans every three months. I had one last Friday. It’s a week later, do I have the results? No. No, I fucking don’t. That shit fucks you up.

The Rip on Netflix was more fun than I thought it would be. Fucking awesome cast too.

Damn. I’m impressed.

Put the games somewhere else, it’s going to be humiliating.

Miss Rose is “helping” me. Super helpful.

I’m excited the Winter Olympics opening ceremony tomorrow. I can’t wait to see what offends Americans this time.

Me “how did the Doctor’s appointment go, everything okay?” My Mother “I need more vitamin D and to drink more water.” Me “but you’re okay?” My Mother “No, I’m hungry.” Me “I need you to tell me you’re okay.” My Mother “I’m okay” Me “thank you, for fucks sake.” My Mother “*my full legal name*”

Mambo Number 5 “A little bit of Jessica and here I am” every dude that hit on me while I was 17-25 thought this was hilarious.

Coming soon, hundreds of new podcasters.

I just finished the Lucy Letby documentary on Netflix. Those are some muddy ass waters. However, the kids that were injected with insulin, that is damning AF and even if I can’t understand all the medical stuff for the others, she did the insulin. If she did that, she was capable of the rest.

Bad Bunny dances with his historic #GRAMMY awards in new video.

This whiny motherfucker.