The only terrorizing I do is decorating with skeletons for Halloween, but okay.

I don't trust anyone who uses the r word in their regular vocabulary, especially online.

Finally got around to watching 28 Years Later. I had no idea Ralph Fiennes was in it beforehand and he always delivers even if he is painted orange.

Or you know, men could stop attacking women.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck you, make me. John Oliver is very rarely wrong. youtube.com/watch?v=ohPT...

I’m trying to figure out how to watch Jimmy Kimmel. It used to be you just turned the TV on and picked a channel. Now you have to Google and figure out if you have this or that, if you don’t, where else is it. How is it harder to watch a network show in 2025?

I was not raptured today. Was it something I said?

Occasional reminder that being autistic does not give you the r-word pass in the public sphere.

I hope you’re all adequately medicated as needed on this unfortunate day of national humiliation.

Me: bawling at 4am after watching a documentary on June Carter Cash. Some people are so lucky to find a love like what Johnny Cash and June Carter had. So beautiful to see.

Behold, BlueSky Birders A new dinosaur is among us and it’s a cutie.

The most honest thing he’s ever said.

My son has Autism. I don’t use Tylenol.

Basically, he was a dick and it’s okay to say that.

Trying to stay off the internet more and more. Working and watching shows about psychopaths is more relaxing than the real world news. PSYCHOPATHS. Yeah. I’m crushing on a hot bald psychologist who uses big ass words. It’s hot.

He’s going to come back from the UK and demand ABC build him a golden horse drawn carriage. ABC will ask if he wants gold horses to go with that.

Legacy Media is DEAD. We’ve watched ABC, CBS, Fox, Paramount, the New York Times, and WaPo fall one by one. I don’t know what will be left it their wake, a visit to North Korea will probably clear that up real quick.

I’m not the FBI director or anything but I know who the fuck Dylan Roof is.

So everyone who didn’t like Charlie Kirk is part of an organized terrorist campaign?

I don’t know if it’s puberty or what. But I spent most of the weekend walking on eggshells around these teenagers. I let my Mom know I was sorry for being such a twatwaffle at that age. Because I was.

In my day, we practiced earthquake and fire drills. Not lockdowns. Ugh.

The underdog pulled it off. Congratulations to Terence Crawford. Netflix though, WTF. Main event didn’t start until Midnight.

It honestly bothers me to see all these hella rich people sitting in front of the ring, talking to each other and walking around…it feels disrespectful in a being on your phone during a movie way.

I’m excited!! I have munchies and I’m ready to see some blood.

“License, registration, proof of insurance and family tree, please.”

“But we’re not Nazis!”

I know everyone is knee deep in Groyper lore today, but the n other news…IT’S FIGHT NIGHT.

No one can fire me so I’m free to continue not caring about Charlie Kirk.

I’m feeling like this person might be upset that after using the R word, I put them on the R word list. Eh. Whatever, not the worst list I’m on. 🤣

Bow to the wisdom of online cats.

I went to NYC in 2002. I just remember the giant hole where buildings used to be. That’s seared into my brain as much as seeing the second plane.

I’ve discovered tonight that Raspberry Zingers are far superior to boring ass Twinkies. I will die on this pink sponge coconut shaved crème filled hill.

Proof that parents have always been handing out unfortunate names.

After the funeral, the coverage will die down, the cries of war will level out and we’ll move on to the next round of bullshit. This Merry-Go-Round of outrage and ridiculousness moves quickly.

My Uncle died 5 months ago, he was in his 80’s. His wife, my Aunt, is also in her 80’s. She messaged me today that she’s lonely. I need to be better about messaging her and checking on her. I feel bad, they were married forever and now she’s all alone. Check on your elderly, they need us.

We had the person. Wait, no…we don’t have the person. Okay, we have the person. Nope, it wasn’t that person. This is going well.

Hoooly shit.

Don’t shoot people like Charlie Kirk. All this does is martyr them and make extremists feel justified in their hate. This is not good.

I watched the Charlie Sheen documentary today. He’s done a lot of shit, to a lot of people. Anyone who has had someone in their life suffering from addiction, knows this story all too well. I’m glad to see him sober. It doesn’t always end tragically and that’s something we want to see.

Good morning, from Charlie and Miss Rose. She’s looking at me like she’s annoyed she hasn’t been fed second breakfast.

the most important question when choosing a steak house is what are the potato side dishes

Can’t sleep, stressed out. Giving Dan Patrick a big fuck you and hitting THC vape with a shit eating grin.

From Tiger Mom to kitten in 12 seconds.

Texas Rep. James Talarico launched his bid for U.S. Senate on Tuesday, promising in an interview to bring honesty and compassion back to politics, while pursuing a fairer distribution of wealth and power in the country.

Perfection

Canelo and Crawford on Netflix next weekend. Last time Netflix did a fight, Mike Tyson’s naked ass was all over my feed. This should be fun.

Happy Caturday, from The Queen (Miss Rose) and the Jester (Charlie).