Times Square is Schrödinger's Movie Set - simultaneously comedy and horror.

Breaking: Man with no concept or understanding claims there is a concept of a Memorandum of Understanding again.

Two more weeks! 😀

Trump probably thinks "inflation" is the medical term for Melania's breast implants.

Does anybody have "Residual algae" on their 2026 bingo card?

CAN WE GET A TINY, TINY VIOLIN OVER HERE PLEASE?!

Prolly should just release the #EpsteinFiles... /JS

“If you grew up in New York you knew he was an asshole and a liar from day one. ... He is a con man, he is a narcissist, and he is a psychopath if you ask me.” - Rosie O'Donnell at the #Tonys

Now I understand what they mean when they say Trump is "anti-woke".

Noods without context.

At least when he's asleep, he isn't speaking. /JS

But is it really?

The NY Knicks must have followed the US military's playbook for how to not-win.

TBF, he's the perfect felon for a Trump pardon.

The Stepford Wives X American Horror Story crossover is WILD. 😮

#NotToBrag, but I am so with Taylor Black on this one. 💅

________________________ 𝗜𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝟶 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝙸𝚜𝚛𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎. ________________________

In today's special guest edition of Did I Just Ejaculate Or Sh!t My Pants?

Do not like or share this video of someone calling out “Erika Kirk protects pedophiles". Erika would not like it. Please and thank you.

Yeah, or nah?

Oh my gosh!

Oh my gosh!

What is Donnie dreaming about? (wrong answers only)

"a fool and his money are soon parted"

#SpaceXIPO 👇

I did an art. "𝘈𝘯 𝘈𝘳𝘵", stylus on cellphone by Ms. Unformation, c. 2026.

"An immigration judge in Charlotte, North Carolina, recently ordered the deportation of a young man who was killed in 2024, citing his failure to appear in court."

U.S. government: We're going to impose a 12.5% tariff on countries we think engage in modern slavery. Also U.S. government: Our minimum wage is $7.25/hr and we don't have universal healthcare.

"The Epstein Memorial Ballroom" 😂🤣☠️

The entire world needs to get behind #TrumpOnTheMoon.

I feel like this explains why we don't want Space Karen and his tech bros running the world.

Apple must be pissed that Trump is at war with Siri's homeland.

WTF did I just watch? 😳

RFK Jr. announced as support act for #Freedom250, playing the baculum xylophone.

If his skin-tight bodyDepends was to rupture while he's bustin' a move at #Freedom250, the audience could be in a world of sh!t. 🫨

RFK Jr. announced as support act for #Freedom250, playing the baculum xylophone.

If his skin-tight bodyDepends was to rupture while he's bustin' a move at #Freedom250, the audience could be in a world of sh!t. 🫨

A Song I Wrote For My Ex Cover Song by Ms. Unformation (original composer @yoleendadong)

Yo, MC Donnie-T is gettin' his glutes in shape fo' his upcomin' #Freedon250 performance, y'all hear?

Stephen Miller debuts his new toupée.

Breaking news: On Sat Jul 3, 2021, then-President, Joe Biden, ate an icecream! 🤯

The real question: What body part is Trey trying to emulate?

Fun fact: Former North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Il, once scored 18 holes-in-one in a single round of golf.

Fun fact: Former North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Il, once scored 18 holes-in-one in a single round of golf.

If only Fred Trump had pulled out the same way music artists are currently.

Does polymarket have a bet on how long till Bettina commences the Mar-A-Lago face transformation?

This is dedicated to ex's everywhere. 💙

Bret Michaels withdraws from #Freedom250. 🙏

Also: FIFA publicly discussing awarding second peace prize to Trump.

This is fcuking abhorent. www.whitehouse.gov/aliens/