🎶 Oops! I did crime again. 🎶

🎶 Oops! I did crime again. 🎶

Putin and Netanyahu have international arrest warrants out. Trump is gonna kidnap them too, right?

USAnal /uː.esˈeɪnl/ 𝘢𝘥𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 Psychoanalysis (in Freudian theory): relating to or denoting a stage of infantile psychosexual development in which a bloated orange clown is the major source of senual pleasure and his face-mounted anus forms the center of self-awareness Often heard chanting U-S-A.

Putin and Netanyahu have international arrest warrants out. Trump is gonna kidnap them too, right?

It was never about the drugs.

... but it's not a cult, right?

2025: I was the nadir for U.S. democracy. 2026: Hold my beer.

On a scale of "cost of living" to "release the Epstein Files", how not-distracted are you by the illegal kidnapping of the Venezuelan President?

Soo... does kidnapping a foreign head of state because you want to steal that country's oil qualify as high crimes and misdemeanors? #ImpeachTrump

Trump really is throwing his full effort into d!ckheadtator sh!tfcukery, like his idols Putin and Netanyahu.

Team America vibes.

Dear 2026, Don't be sh!t. Please and thankyou, Everyone.

Welcome to my timeline.

Can a country veto its president? * asking for a country.

Happy Eew Year!

"And then we shared a hamberder. It was yuge!"

Turns out there was *some* truth behind the Pizzagate conspiracy.

FCUK YEAH! Commercial shipping ports are no match for the awesome firepower of the 'Murican military! U S A ! U S A ! U S A !

Hamberder diplomacy.

"My friends will get hurt." #EpsteinFiles

War criminal visits convicted felon.

If the White House & Pentagon obliterates "suspected drug boats" on the high seas, where is all the evidence that can convict potential survivors? 🐟

Vale Brigitte Bardot. 🕊️

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains

Southpark. Never. Misses.

𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗡𝗢𝗪: The #EpsteinFiles action figure. Get yours today!

Southpark. Never. Misses.

Merry Christmas to everyone except those aiding and abetting the convicted felon, adjudicated sexual predator and suspected pedophile who is squatting in the White House. 🌲

𝙊 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙔𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙚 Song by Ms. Unformation 🧵 Thread. 👇

Merry Christmas to everyone except those aiding and abetting the convicted felon, adjudicated sexual predator and suspected pedophile who is squatting in the White House. 🌲

𝙊 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝘼𝙡𝙡 𝙔𝙚 𝙎𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙥𝙡𝙚 Song by Ms. Unformation 🧵 Thread. 👇

Just eww.

Who did THIS?! 😳

So did Dan Bongwater resign because he knows Bondi and Patel are going down with the ship?

Some redactions are welcome.

🎶 Desperado, Why don't you Come to your senses? 🎶

Thanks for your expert opinion DOJ, but imma wait for a jury to decide that.

I've watched the #60Minutes report. It's utterly appalling, but totally on brand for the Orange Diaper Clown and his regime.

Something, something, FAFO, something, something, don't do the crime if you can't do the time, something, something karma ... you get the picture. #EpsteinFiles

#MusicChallenge #Random80sSongOfTheNight #Daily80s youtu.be/03FnBFscMVM?...

Silent Files A Christmas Carol, by Ms. Unformation. 🧵

Who will JD Vance be spending Christmas with? a. Erika b. Usha c. The couch

Welp! Some #EpsteinFiles redactions got missed. 😬

What made Howard Nutlick change parties in 2016?

Silent Files A Christmas Carol, by Ms. Unformation. 🧵

________________________ 𝗜𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗕𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝟶 𝗱𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝙸𝚜𝚛𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎. ________________________

"I made dookie again!"

The #EpsteinFiles are more curated than a 20 yo's Instagram timeline.