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Oh no. Anyway, how's your Friday?

I'd like to dedicate this song to María Corina Machado. ¡Viva la succión de champiñones!

Link: www.threads.com/@biz_dave/po...

@biz_dave deserves a Nobel Peace Prize, or knighthood, or something. "Some folks want to befriend crows, or get them to bring trinkets. I have… other goals."

Trump wants martial law. He is banking on martial law. Trump wants to cancel elections. He foretold in during the campaign.

In today's edition of No Sh!t, Sherlock!

Nothing says "I work for Russia" quite like threatening war with *checks notes* YOUR OWN FCUKING ALLIES.

Nothing says "I work for Russia" quite like threatening war with *checks notes* YOUR OWN FCUKING ALLIES.

Orange Diaper King (Leave Us The Fcuk Alone) Song by Ms. Unformation. (language warning 😬)

Greenland should rename itself Epstein Files, then Trump won't go anywhere near it. 💅

I'm old enough to remember when Presidents were ... well ... presidential.

Buttplugs, cuz safety.

Started / Going

Canada should invade Alaska. 🙊

Started / Going

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"Wow! What a, what a view."

Unpopular opinion: Imprison Donald Trump AND Bill Clinton.

A Whisky Pete X Grok colab. What could possibly go wrong?

The first ten days of 2026 were officially the longest decade in history.

Buttplugs, cuz safety.

🧊 v ICE.

It's prolly time for the 25th amendment.

Greenland should rename itself Epstein Files, then Trump won't go anywhere near it. 💅

Friendly reminder that the President of the United States of America is a convicted criminal.

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𝓤𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀𝓼 a Haiku, by Ms. Unformation Locked vaults guard the truth, names whisper in paper dust — let the daylight in. #EpsteinFiles

thug /θʌɡ/ 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 a violent, aggressive person, especially one who is a criminal: "Renee Nicole Good was murdered by a Nazi thug"

Rip Renee Nicole Goode. #abolishice #fuckice

Today I'm one year sober. ❤️

FUCK ICE. Hi, it’s your pal KG. I’m getting suppressed on threads b/c in addition to inappropriate jokes, I post a lot of political stuff. I wanna give this app a chance but just don’t know yet. Can u help me get a lot more followers, so I can do a test anti trump post to see if it gets traction?

All moly, no holy.

"Uninvestable" is the adjective that describes literally any business venture involving Trump.

BTW, all this recent sh!tfcukery to do with Venezuela does not change the genocide occurring in Palestine.

Today I'm one year sober. ❤️

The "fucking bitch" was a mom.

BTW, all this recent sh!tfcukery to do with Venezuela does not change the genocide occurring in Palestine.

The FBI is blocking Minnesota state investigators, because they know Trump can't pardon state based convictions.

Still keen to hear Hilton's views on this.

Renee Nicole Good. Say her name.

Fixed it.

The DHS is right: The cellphone footage changes nothing. Jonathan Ross executed an unarmed woman and showed his contempt for her and all women.

Beef Wellington

"das Rektum des Führers" - unknown artist

Fixed it.