Oh no! 😱 Not the oil!

Oh no! 😱 Not the oil!

Lucky that foreign countries are paying all those hundreds of billions of dollars in tariffs now.

Rapey McCrimeface has a statement to make:

Rapey McCrimeface has a statement to make:

April Trump's Day isn't too far away. So now is the perfect time to release the #EpsteinFiles

Suitors were left stunned and confused following the sudden departure of the bachelorette from the show.

Producers announce new bachelorette, Markwaynebob-Billie-Rae-Jo Mullin, following shock departure of Kristi.

Ooh lookie! Now the ICE LARPs can pretend they served in Operation Penis Compensation too! 😃 reaperpatches.com/products/ope...

Suitors were left stunned and confused following the sudden departure of the bachelorette from the show.

Theory: Trump fired Noem cuz she used "his" money to make softcore porno for him, but she's about 40 years older than his type.

🎶 Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now Donald is a cnut Is a cnut Donald is an cnut 🎶

Noem to leave DHS in order to spend more time shooting pets with her family.

Noem to leave DHS in order to spend more time shooting pets with her family.

Holy Fcuking Sh!t. 🙄

Awww... cheer up, Kristi. Why the long face?

Accurate.

Please tell me they just forgot the hyphen on Markwayne Mullin's birth certificate.

🎶 Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now Donald is a cnut Is a cnut Donald is an cnut 🎶

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It's day five of Trump's war in Iran. Release the Epstein Files.

Netanyahu must have a copy of the pee tape.

They should rename Mar-A-Lago as "Тне Кяiмеliи", cuz fact.

Fun fact: Fcuk Donald Trump

... says the guy who *checks notes* targets civilians.

#SendBarron www.draftbarrontrump.com

In any normal universe, this would be a totally strange place to find diaper rash.

Breaking news: Heard Island responds to Trump administration criticism that it is not supporting U.S. aggression in the middle east.

SuperCallousFragileSexistNaziRacistPOTUS (2020 version) Song by Ms. Unformation. 🧵 thread 👇

Trump now says Operation Epstein Files Distraction might go longer than 4 weeks...

Now that anybody can just bomb anybody, Canada should really bomb America, cuz regime change.

Operation Epic Brewery

Epic Fury sounds kinda incel.

So relieved they're tearing apart Obamacare - wars in the Middle East don't come cheap!

If only it were true.

Brilliant!

* Needs distraction from the Epstein Files * * Starts World War III *

Netanyahu accusing *literally anyone* of being a tyrant is peak irony.

* Needs distraction from the Epstein Files * * Starts World War III *

Netanyahu accusing *literally anyone* of being a tyrant is peak irony.

Mass surveillance of US citizens is inevitable - it's what totalitarian regimes do.

OPERATION YET ANOTHER EPSTEIN FILES DISTRACTION

OPERATION YET ANOTHER EPSTEIN FILES DISTRACTION

The peace President is bombing other nations again. 🙄

Lutnick by name ... Nutlick by nature.

The House is gonna subpoena Trump too, right?

Mayhaps someone should leak photos of Lauren Boebert giving her d̶e̶p̶o̶s̶i̶blowjob.

The House is gonna subpoena Trump too, right?

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