Yeah, or nah? Apparel Edition™

IDK... Seems a little bit grifty.

Vale Melissa Hortman 🕊️

Breaking news: Israel lists Canada, Australia and UK as terrorist organizations.

ICYMI, Charlie kirk was a racist transphobic neonazi creep & i’ll stand by Sage.

Hey Google, show me overt corruption.

In other news, President Trump did not sh!t in his Depends today. "It's a miracle. I think this is divine intervention, an act of kindness from beyond the grave by Charlie Kirk. The man is a saint." - Cardinal Timothy Dolan.

Yeah, or nah?

Kaption this.

"Кяаsиоv наs gоие сяaу-сяaу."

Public Service Announcement: All subjects are to cease ridiculing President Trump, effective immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

ATTENTION ALL ANTIFA OPERATIVES: In order to avoid detection and any accountability for our activities, we are changing the official uniform to that of ICE agents, effective immediately. New uniforms can be collected from the #AntiFa clubhouse.

ATTENTION ALL ANTIFA OPERATIVES: If you don't want to be found, dress up as an Epstein file.

🎶 I want to move north And be a Canadian Or hang down low With the nice Australians Cause I don't want to be Another "I-don't-care"-ican 🎶

Great news! You now have the option of choosing an AntiFa membership level that best suits your means! #AntiFa Renewals for 2026 are now open. 😃

Public Service Announcement: All subjects are to cease ridiculing President Trump, effective immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Imma start calling these "Executive Orders" for what they are: despot decrees.

REQUEST FOR VOLUNTEERS We urgently need ro repaint the #AntiFa clubhouse so Kash Patel can't find it. A free BBQ will be put on for all volunteers. Please advise your availability below.

Heyy, so I'd totally fcuk you, but I only sleep with card-carrying #AntiFa members. Sorry. 😕

ATTENTION ALL ANTIFA OPERATIVES: If you don't want to be found, dress up as an Epstein file.

Great news! You now have the option of choosing an AntiFa membership level that best suits your means! #AntiFa Renewals for 2026 are now open. 😃

AntiFa AntiFa AntiFa AntiFa AntiFa AntiFa AntiFa AntiFa AntiFa RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

The Thames Valley cunstabulary got a little bit big mad about this, so please do not share it.

What happens if they accidentally arrest Aunt Anti-Teether following der Fraudenführer's latest decree?

Remember to renew your #antifa memberships for 2026, everyone!

Serious question: Once Prince Chuck and Chickenführer Trump have finished jerking each other off, are they gonna actually do things to help the millions of struggling people 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦?

Do they serve hamberders at Royal banquets? * asking for a president

The entire gang has come to the party!

In today's edition of Did I Just Ejaculate Or Sh!t My Pants?

The Thames Valley cunstabulary got a little bit big mad about this, so please do not share it.

Yeah, or nah?

The concept of a deal ... transforming state-controlled media into *checks notes* state-controlled media. "The new consortium would also be operated by a majority-US board, including a member appointed by the Trump administration."

Breaking news: Secret Service wins #Emmy for Best Supporting Cast in Ear Ouchy.

Trump's festering being is in UK yet again. Time to conjure the spirit of Ms. Janey.

Vice President of the United States of America fulfils childhood dream of being a misogynistic racist transphobe on YouTube. Spends first 1/2 hour raging against transgender couches.

Vale Robert Redford. 🕊️

⠀ ⠀ Petulant. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Fcuking. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Child. ⠀

FBIDK dei hire says Special Agent Wednesday Addams had a premonition that a note of intent might have existed.

FBIDK director does signature deer-in-the-heaflights impression.

Oh my gosh! I just googled Emil Bove to find a picture for his #Emmy award. How did he fit 80 years of weathering into 44 years of existing?

Breaking news: Stephen Miller wins #Emmy for his starring role in Nosferatu: Redux.

What #Emmys winner Hannah Einbinder said. 👇 #FuckICE #FreePalestine

Breaking news: Pam Bondi wins #Emmy for her role in Law & Order: Trump Protection Unit.

Breaking news: #WhiskyLeaks founder, Pete Hegseth wins the #Emmy Michael Scott Award for his zany impersonation of someone who should actually know what the fcuk they're doing in #SignalGate.

Breaking news: Kash Patel wins special #Emmys participation ribbon for his role in FBIDK.

Breaking news: Elon Musk wins #Emmy for his stunningly realistic portrayal of an actual idiot in Simp.

Breaking news: Donald Trump wins #Emmy for Best Makeup - Other.