"Alleged" shooter in custody.

Can someone please explain me how solar panels supplying energy for villagers to live in the Lebanese village of Debl are a legitimate military target, and so okay for the IDF to destroy?

Convicted felon wants return of firing squad for federal crimes.

Stroke?

Stroke?

TLDR: Cancer was diagnosed with a case of malignant Netanyahu.

People continue to spell Coward Nutlick's name incorrectly. 🙄

There is no discernable difference in the spelling of the words "god" and "grift".

Oh for the good old days when giving handjobs in the theater was the worst behavior displayed by Republicans.

Melania has definitely had work done.

You know the goose is cooked when even MAGA are saying that the Butler "assassination attempt" was staged.

Things You'll Never Need. Whatever the fcuk this is:

Melania has definitely had work done.

"The cards are in President Trump’s hands right now” - Karoline Leavitt

"The cards are in President Trump’s hands right now” - Karoline Leavitt

"[Iran is] acting like a bunch of pirates" says *checks notes* spokesperson for a country that has literally spent the past year committing acts of piracy on the high seas.

Things You'll Never Need. Whatever the fcuk this is:

The sooner the world ends its reliance on fossil men, the better.

The sooner the world ends its reliance on fossil men, the better.

🎶 oh no! 🎶

🍿🍿🍿 'Something is coming': Analysts warn Melania's 'can of worms' may be too much for Trump

I'll take "79 year old toddler with a diaper full of ick displays more signs of juvenile dementia" for $500, please Alex.

Y'all do realize the couch fcuker is gonna be President soon, right?

"the single most repulsive person on the planet" - Tucker Carlson, Nov 1999.

In today's special guest edition of Did I Just Ejaculate Or Sh!t My Pants?

I see Midget Nazi is still on brand. 🙄

"Haters gonna hate" says cooker who's definitely cooked.

White House informant leaks video used by President Trump to plan next steps for Strait of Hormuz.

Not gonna argue.

🤣☠️

Soo... couch guy is going back to Pakistan to not sort out the war again.

🎶 oh no! 🎶

“Energy is going to bring us back, that means we’re going down and getting gasoline below $2 a gallon, bring down the price of everything from electricity rates to groceries, air fares, and housing costs" - Donald Trump, September 2024.

TIL there's offroad limousines that can escape from giant bathtubs, even after the plug has been pulled out.

Mr. Two More Weeks continues to reshiterate that he's not gonna extend the ceasefire.

Timeline cleanse. (with butts)

If Pete Kegseth is god's wrath and fury, why hasn't he wrath and furied Trump for all his blasphemy?

Donald Trump's foray in Iran is just like Fred Trump's foray in Mary - the world would be a better place if he'd just pulled out.

Pete Hegseth's successor already identified.

In today's special guest edition of Did I Just Ejaculate Or Sh!t My Pants?

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Elon's new baby momma seems happy.

Yeah, or nah?

Colorado Capitol Building puts up a new portrait of Trump.

𝚁𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝 𝚎𝚡𝚌𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚍.