I went to see if the mail had come yet and met a neighbor.

when you get someone something you know they need but haven’t expressly asked for >>>>

I hate that gift-giving as an expression of love gets written off as materialistic. I love finding things that I know will bring someone joy or be very useful when they might not want to spend the money on themselves.

A lot of effort I put into various things paid off this year and for that I am thankful

can you believe i was only able to adopt this magnificent creature because some fool who adopted her first SENT HER BACK?

Well shit

I’ll raise you the birthday boy

I know black and white was common for the day but please consider the implications of using such a photo for Sandy Koufax’s birthday

My only goal for 2026 is to go to the movies more

Making fun of white genocide conspiracy theories is not sufficiently intersectional to queer people

is the other app down for anyone else

what the hell

We can add another Smug Friedman to the collection.

I have “good” health insurance and still got denied coverage of routine labs my primary care ordered for my annual physical

I finished the hockey show. I miss baseball.

dreaming

The Pop Tarts mascots are turning on each other

enough mormon football. time for gay hockey show.

Pop Tart homerun derby

I love bowl season

what is the roided pop tart doing

the pop tart wasn't stuck in the toaster it was just soaking

Pop-Tarts Bowl Shenanigans (1/2)

she has defeated every Christmas ghost and now must rest

The Mormons must be so happy today: Their team is playing in the sugary treat game right next to Disney World

it’s tunnel time

The Pop Tart Bowl is a genius move in marketing. I don’t care about college football but I will be tuning in for the sentient Pop Tarts.

queso knocked over a santa with her big butt and is trying to play it cool

The way some people are about using only the KJV Bible, that’s me when it comes to the black & white version of It’s A Wonderful Life

Half a day of work tomorrow and then I’m free for a whole week

Muppets Christmas Carol It’s A Wonderful Life Charlie Brown Christmas It’s Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown I Want A Dog For Christmas, Charlie Brown! Family Christmas movie marathon is complete

Am I about to be converted

Confidently asked uncle if his dog had a good Christmas….except I used the dead dog’s name instead of the live one

Christmas treats

Kept up a tradition

Kiké, Jack and Will Klein won Christmas.

Brett Goldstein as Mr. Darcy and Daniel Radcliffe as Bingley

We should have a Muppets adaptation of classic literature like every 3-5 years. Give the creative team time to cook

booing my tv when bob iger addresses the disney christmas parade

oh my god

Gwen. We know you’re dreaming of a White Christmas

Watching It’s A Wonderful Life the first time: No 😭 man 😭 is 😭 a 😭 failure 😭 who 😭 has 😭 friends 😭 Watching It’s A Wonderful Life for the 50th time: No 😭 man 😭 is 😭 a 😭 failure 😭 who 😭 has 😭 friends 😭

Volume up on 🎶In His name, all oppression shall cease🎶

mentally i’m here

tis the season

When you work Christmas Eve but control the lobby TV

Times three

Nine years ago today. Happy Gotcha Day, Cocoa

gift wrapping supervisor