I want a new Rays stadium in Tampa proper but I don’t blame anyone concerned about the taxpayer money involved

Absolutely itching to get on Pokopia and start building. I finally got some ideas for Skylands

Every Florida gubernatorial headline I see is like “David Jolly has hired a respected strategist. New group chat leaks reveal James Fishback using racial slurs last recorded in 1878”

facilitated two simultaneous zoom calls this morning. thank you two-way shohei for the strength and inspiration

unironically

aaaaaand muted

i don’t need therapy. i need the president in jail

jonathan aranda should be in the conversation more for best hair in mlb

every single at-bat would be the funniest possible moment for chandler simpson to have his first career homerun

Doing this on rapture day would have been so funny

hunter feduccia homerun????

too many people think defensive driving means “this person signaling to come into my lane genuinely wants me dead” and not just “i need to be alert for my own sake”

drove past a jeep this morning where their spare tire cover was the angelina jolie fish from shark tale?

🚨🚨🚨

Good. Now ban him from all the others.

how did this get let in

i haven’t listened to any of that rapper’s new stuff but “not like us” just played at the trop

i don’t WANT responsibilities i want to build in pokopia

it quietly fucks me up thinking about how i was never alive at the same time as jim henson

rays game sucked but i got my haircut and felt cute

oh hey i was just hanging out a few towns over or whatever and heard you were eating ice cream and unrelatedly thought we could be friends

ceddy started wearing glasses and starts hitting better

highly advise going to rays games on city connect saturdays bc they play more pop punk music to be on theme

i wish i could get a normal cookie at the trop instead of the crumbl bullshit

the united states military when there is a major league baseball game

how many fucking tributes does the military need at mlb games

remembered in ~2019 when max muncy had to say “please do not send things to my home address for autographs” and people found reasons to get mad at him

guess where i’m going today

she has taken to the morning habit of eating her dry food when i eat my cereal and i think she was taken aback at me breaking routine

watching me eat my nighttime cheerios

So we're ~$300 in the hole after taking him back to the vet. We can manage, we signed up for this and knew what it would take, but it is a tiny bit stressful as I'm about to head into 7 weeks of little work in June-July If you're able to help/share it would mean the world Paypal/Venmo: kfoleyfl

homerun ceddy!!!

why is drake using baseball metaphors for the kendrick beef after how the latest world series went

good floofy friday morning

the office’s microsoft outlook isn’t working. should be a sign for us to go home

in critical need of kitty snuggles

dodgers need to start kissing each other on the mouth. see if that un-slumps them

i am indifferent to christopher nolan but all the worst people getting mad about the odyssey has been pretty damn effective advertising

my preferred strategy for plunking someone is to run up the score so high that you can send a position player to pitch and have plausible deniability

what i think shohei is thinking about his current batting struggles

Maybe Shohei needs Decoy to throw another first pitch

Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S. https://theonion.com/despondent-shohei-ohtani-figured-he-would-have-met-steve-o-after-8-years-in-u-s/

she lounge

More info about Dodgers Pride Night on June 5th and the permanent LGBTQIA+ celebration display that will be installed in the centerfield plaza. Also, queer mariachi band alert!! ❤️❤️❤️

Dodgers Pride Night is June 5 against the Angels, and they are putting up a permanent display in the centerfield plaza at Dodger Stadium honoring Glenn Burke and Billy Bean

some of the complaints i have seen about chandler simpson have had…certain undertones

i see the pissing-me-off factory put in overtime

i don’t see the problem

someone evil needs to take their turn and die already

pokopia has taken over my life