Me if I were Ken Rosenthal interviewing Skenes: Paul, what's like to be the most emotionally regulated person on the planet?

When God was handing out defensive ability, Bobby Witt Jr. got in line twice.

Hard to kill the vibes around a Skenes start, but turning on the broadcast and hearing the voice of John Smoltz came close.

Baseball players are learning the art of the necklace stack and I love that for them.

100 fires is a pretty rad name for a pitcher, now that you mention it. It'd be cooler if he also threw 100, but I guess we can't have everything.

You've heard of runner's high, but let me introduce you to...

Trent Yawney but only when Trent sleepy

crownundrum siren

Siri, play Pony by Ginuwine.

FYI, if you bring a 50 oz bar of silver through TSA, the agent will insist on opening your bag to verify what that brick is actually made of.

Kennesaw State hit a home run to Waffle House.

Were they also injecting hyaluronic acid into their ding dongs or is that specific to ski jumping?

I call that a meat-cute

I'll take one of each, plz.

Trayce Thompson moving with the confidence of a man who has had the honor of meeting Megan Thee Stallion

I'm honestly fine with it. If you're gonna make me listen to your loud phone conversation, then I'd rather be able to hear both ends.

New Bob Classic

Bumping this thread for anyone who wants to do some last minute cramming for the WBC

Gotta hand it to hockey goalies, they really have that 'gotta pee' pose down.

Super fun chat! And I only said Honkbal once.

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Super fun chat! And I only said Honkbal once.

I was honored to be joined by @kirio.bsky.social of @fangraphs.com to preview the World Baseball Classic. Tune in for talk of favorite jerseys, best team vibes, and Alexei Ramirez along with which team Kiri thinks will be victorious @razzball.bsky.social.

This has to be the hardest piece of figure skating-related art in the history of figure skating

Nneka, come get your girl.

that they have kept their relationship intensely private to the point that this is how we find out is probably the best sign they might actually make it anyway, rules are rules, here is the exact moment she fell in love

it’s gritney bitch

Seems like the timeline could use a cleanse with a good ol' fashioned brunch pic

ANOTHER ONE !! QB1 Paige Bueckers to Dom Malonga !! 💥💥💥 #SkyHoops #Unrivaled

crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey

happy 13th anniversary to all who observe

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always funny seeing this one come up in the wild... i made this in the bathroom of my job in 2018. however it took me another 10 months to quit that job because it is hard to take your own advice

I don't know why I have this photo on my phone but I'm glad I do

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Worth it.

No one can accuse Effectively Wild of putting Baby in the corner.

Say "meow" to this labor union cat, possibly owned by then @uaw.org President Walter P. Reuther. From the archives at the @reutherlibrary.bsky.social.

I feel compelled to note that it was Livvy Dunne who rizzed up Baby Gronk, not vice versa. Baby Gronk does not have the authority to rizz. (I hate myself for knowing any of this.)

You can tell Alyssa Liu feels her music in a way most skaters don't.

put it in the Louvre

KELLER INSTINCT

Comprehensive list of things I like about my home state of Idaho: 1) potatoes 2) Hilary Knight

The only USA Hockey team that I am aware of has won the gold and sent Canada home crying

Me just now realizing that Hilary Knight and I are roughly the same age and went to high school less than 2 hours away from each other:

it's hard to see someone else live your dream

Big couple of weeks for athletes notorious for seeing ghosts

I'm trying to be chill and enjoy the OT hockey, but I can't turn off the pedantic part of my brain that's like "how can they call it 3x3 when there are clearly 4 guys out there?"