I've heard of a swim move, but I've never seen it executed as a backstroke.

In retrospect, running intervals in 95° heat while listening to Cruel Summer may have been a bit on the nose.

Caught myself whispering "nice" after someone said 6-7, so my brain is officially cooked.

Browsing Mississippi's baseball roster and whoever wrote the bio for Blake Ilitch made a heck of an editorial decision in describing Mike Ilitch.

If any of these dudes want to meet me at the squat rack to see which of us is better equipped to bear a cross, my schedule is extremely flexible.

Starting a rumor that Bobby Witt Jr. walks out to The Less I Know the Better because he's anti-analytics

Alphabetical by first name/job title sure is a choice.

I don’t usually care about celebrity news but Taylor Lautner and Taylor Lautner are having a baby which means they have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

Crack will pick you off

The novelty popcorn buckets are so stupid, I hope they keep making them forever.

Mods are asleep so I can post the pics of this pie I made my friend for her birthday

I love baseball players so much.

They just keep letting me write all of the wacky things that pop into my head.

They just keep letting me write all of the wacky things that pop into my head.

Fuck yea, I love reading the news.

I would love it if the "accidentally became important at work" meme would stop feeling quite so relatable.

I really did the thing today

Connecticut: we're so close to being a civilization, you guys. Plz just be patient with us, we're gonna figure it out.

The Washington state bird is a hatchback Subaru with the driver's entire voting history displayed in bumper stickers

Choosing to believe Jaella is pronounced like Paella.

"At church, smelling like a camp fire," is both my current circumstance and the title of my forthcoming country album.

Replay review took so long I forgot it was even happening. Convinced myself it was a regular timeout.

The audio engineers at Climate Pledge Arena are gonna kill someone if they don't turn the bass down. I feel like I'm sitting at the epicenter of an earthquake.

What's required to get down the skinniest chimneys?

say it back or he will destroy you

There I was shooting hoops at the park, minding my own business, and I get roped into playing 2-on-2 *with teens.* Nevermind whether or not I played well, the important thing is that I SURVIVED.

If you ask "What's included in the Sausage Shuttle?" then any photos you get in response cannot be classified as unsolicited.

Airport Shake Shack open at 5:45 am. As a fast food breakfast hater, this is truly a "You once dreamed of being where you are now" moment.

If he’d cratered in the league from minute one I would still love him forever for this

I enjoy using the guest bathroom at my friend's house because it always has a seasonal hand soap from Bath and Body Works, but it never aligns with the current season. Today's selection was Crushed Candy Cane.

Have scientists explored the possibility of euthanizing a basketball game? This Fever/Storm game needs to be put out of its misery.

so sick of Hollywood ruining the past. if you look at ACTUAL contemporary art of The Odyssey, you would know that ALL of the characters should be orange and they should have their dicks out

Okay, ngl, this is pretty funny.

When a team sweeps the P00P series that is officially known as a Flush

The Ecstasy of St Paul, by Nicolas Poussin, 1650, 📸 by @jaethephotog

As we speak the Indiana Fever are frantically trying to trade for another problematic white woman

An absolute must read. Brilliant, as always from @kirio.bsky.social.

My thesis here is that if restaurant chains are going to partner with teams to do promotions based on in-game outcomes, they should probably know ball at least a little bit. But it's way more fun for me when they don't know ball.

Incredible use of a pull quote here

That red hotspot on the strike zone where the baseball ever so slightly grazes it is also how my body responds to similar levels of incidental contact with other humans. I'm normal and well-adjusted and please don't touch me

Supervisor at my day job just ended our 1:1 with a "quick" question about why Alec Bohm wasn't wearing pink for Mother's Day. It caused our meeting to run over by a full ten minutes 😂

Can't wait to be past the part of the season where the broadcast has to remind us in every single game that the Storm lost basically everyone in free agency

Go birds

Happy Mother’s Day

Sometimes people will really surprise you! This is not one of those times!

Okay but why does my pokopia character run like the kids from Weapons? Is she okay?

The Pike’s Peak Humane Society has a social media manager who is very good at their job

In the process of writing this, I wound up watching a lot of clips from Cubs wins at Wrigley and now I fear that Go Cubs Go will be stuck in my head until the end of time. Anyway, someone should try turning the Reds off and back on again because I think they might be glitching.

In the process of writing this, I wound up watching a lot of clips from Cubs wins at Wrigley and now I fear that Go Cubs Go will be stuck in my head until the end of time. Anyway, someone should try turning the Reds off and back on again because I think they might be glitching.