*stares into the middle distance* When will they legalize eloping with QT breakfast pizza?

I just realized that position players have their jersey patches on whichever arm is visible from the front while they're hitting. And for switch-hitters they go with their right arm, since they hit more often from the left side.

Men should be so lucky

"Boston Tee Off Party" is a great line and now I need to know how long Kevin Brown has had that one in the chamber.

d i d n o t r e q u i r e r e f r i g e r a t i o n

Hilarious to get multiple push notifications as though there's a no-hitter in progress, but really what's going on is that the Mets maybe, might win a game.

I'm always down for a Prince/WBB crossover, and @terryhorstman.bsky.social nailed this one.

well since you asked, I went with 485.11 + fees, since it's been 48 years since the UCLA women won a natty, and then there's also a hat tip to my faves #51 Lauren Betts and #11 Gabriela Jaquez.

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

Worst part of flubbing a groundball as a major leaguer has to be the 45 seconds afterward when you know they've got a tight shot of your face on the broadcast and you have to use all your willpower to remember how to breathe through your nose and not make a weird face.

Even if you already heard about the 21-inning game between Northern Colorado and St. Thomas over the weekend, I promise the headlines did not fully capture the true weirdness of this game.

this is a difficult but necessary read imo (fellow survivors, take care of yourselves if you choose to read this!)

Even if you already heard about the 21-inning game between Northern Colorado and St. Thomas over the weekend, I promise the headlines did not fully capture the true weirdness of this game.

Now imagine what Kruk is like when he's on an RSN and doesn't have to wear a suit

E-Dub remains one of my favorite quote-givers

"I waited too long to make lunch and now I'm going to pass away before it finishes cooking," could be the title of my memoir, with a sequel titled, "Oh yeah, I could just have an Oreo or two while I wait."

Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.

psa: geese really don't like it when you dribble a basketball past them. and tbc, I mean the bird, not the band. I have no idea how the band would feel about it, and I'm not gonna ask. it seems like they've got other stuff going on this week.

When you definitely know how many 3 is

Which of y'all are submitting something for Saberseminar this year? Which of y'all are attending? Which of you hate baseball and knowledge and good hangs? docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Reupping this share of @kirio.bsky.social’s piece from earlier, because Bluesky was broken then but if you haven’t read this yet you needta.

I can guarantee you've never seen Seth Lugo analyzed quite this way.

Would anyone like to guess what book I just finished?? And shout out to Seth lugo for throwing a crap ton of different pitches and for having a last name that rhymes with Hugo.

Really hope having Flau'jae in Seattle means hearing less Macklemore at live sporting events.

The 2026 Seattle Storm:

I can tell the draft is stressing me out because my body is trying to initiate the forced nap procedure.

fellas, is it gay to let women into your community?

after taking out every other team during the tournament, the ucla girlies are giving angel of death vibes at the draft and I'm into it

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hopefully the return of a political prisoner will help ease tensions in the U.S./Vatican cold war

Even as I watch him hit, I'm still working to convince myself that Joey Loperfido is the name of a real person.

Oh my god 💀💀💀💀 Am I in love with George Kirby's fiancee now youtube.com/shorts/jsCzr...

Shane Hollander and Rory Gilmore would be an absolute nightmare together

I just want everyone who thinks Rory is transcendent enough for the single-name treatment to know that a decent chunk of the population thinks you're talking about Rory Gilmore.

All I'm saying is we should be able to find people who aren't rapists or sex pests or don't have Nazi tattoos to represent us in Congress I do not think I'm asking for the world here

I got sunscreen in my eye like 45 minutes ago and I am still suffering the consequences. Send thoughts and prayers.

if anyone sees me crying in the club because Gabby Williams is leaving Seattle, no you didn't.

Having a very normal conversation about Nneka leaving the Storm

Happy to be rooting for Nolan McLean bc he's on my fantasy team and not as a participant in the toxic relationship that is Mets fandom.

I just learned that Georgia Tech has a pitcher named Tate McKee and if he's not warming up to Tate McRae, he should be.

"What are you gonna do? Come in and get a one-pitch double play?" Witch, I Mhite be...

His self-awareness slider is at -17

In space no one can hear you scream “need 6 here”

I will never forgive them for adding this to the schedule AFTER I wrote about promo nights

This is not one of the newly released space photos that have been all over the timeline. This is an actual bruise that currently resides on my leg.

I regret to inform I have once again been partaking of memes on Pinterest dot com

Ken Griffey Jr. did not wear his hat backwards every single day for y'all to be out here inventing a brimless hat like some kind of Silicone Valley "disruptor"

I am here for messaging that the THREAT alone - regardless of if it's carried out or walked back - should end his presidency. The die is already cast. You cannot wield the power that man has and say that kind of shit.

Normies running to Taylor: Opalite, Cruel Summer, Are You Ready For It? Me running to Taylor: The Black Dog, You're Losing Me, Exile