Jonah paid me $5 to reskeet his skeet

my newest hot take is that tdicks are a variant of chode

i got 3 vaccines today. might get 4 tomorrow. might throw in 5 aborrions too. 6 7

This is my life

The revenge was so poor they had to keep Izzy pregnant for fresh milk

Everyone calling Con “Daddy” but Samba’s the one holding baby and a cellphone in one hand and bowling with the other. That is A Father

Izzy is such a fucking freak and he can be picked up and thrown so easy i want to keep him in my basement and raise him like a chia pet

Edizzy is 24/7 dom sub Ed just forgot

We need to kill the rulers of this world

Like nothing is wrong

We can’t continue like this

If the world was truly just we would line up these evil people in the Epstein files and shoot them point blank

remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened

Sometimes what you really need is just some bread and butter

izzy puppy stand w minnesota raffle!! til 1/31 @ 11:59 est donate $5/entry (link below) comment a screenshot or dm @ discord (jonahpup) left is the pattern, right is an izzycorn i’ve made - i’ll be using the same colors! i’ll start crocheting him right now, just want to do the raffle asap :) (1/2)

Lowkey genuinely I think the omegas need to be liberated. This will not stand.

Ran back to her like a dirty whore

Happy June!!! 🍓 ....or close enough! Exclusivity is up so please enjoy my month from the @yearofbelonging.bsky.social charity calendar. The last of the calendars are back up in the shop so go grab yours!!! #AYearOfBelonging #ofmd #izzyhands

Zootopias original plot is insane, I kinda wish they went with that

Me when my pet Izzy bites Stede

The world keeps getting worse and worse and worse. It’s starting to get to me.

I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK

Im being harassed

We can’t accurately say “Conjamin approved” but we CAN say “Conathan perceived!” Digital calendars still available! $9 yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com

RIP to my stupid twt account good bye forever!!!!!!!

My cat is such a good heated water bottle he lay on my tummy and it’s warm

Would you like to hear a secret? We have LIMITED STOCK of physical calendars left over for sale and the shop is open again for physical AND digital orders! Go! Hurry! Get a PRINTED Year of Belonging calendar while you can! Once they're gone, they'e gone.✨♠️ yearofbelongingcalendar.bigcartel.com

One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years. Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.

i’ve ended up with one extra @yearofbelonging.bsky.social izzy hands calendar, so I’m doing a little giveaway raffle!! just comment and repost :) US only pls unless you can pay shipping u_u

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

My Chud son as baby Jesus I wanted the first thing I drew this year to be something I love, I love my cat very much

I know we're all elbow deep in the gay hockey boys, but I need to know, who up Plurin' they bus? This show is SO GOOD. #Pluribus

In less than a week, I will be sworn in as the next mayor of New York City. It was only possible because of the more than 100,000 people who volunteered on our campaign. Here’s a story about one of them, my mother.

btw donations to World Central Kitchen, a nonprofit that provides meals to those in Gaza is doubled by 12/31! Please donate if you can 🙏 donate.wck.org/campaign/747...

I’ve been stretching more and it rocks..!!! I feel like I have no goals so I’m making one up… it’s to do a split!

I have lost interest in heated rivalries my lesbians had sex in pluribus I’m locked in

I want to make more ART!

c0mm :) #izzyhands #ofmd #ofmdfanart

I love edizzy

It's hard to feel like celebrating anything these days but may we all let the light be a beacon of hope for better times ahead. Happy Hanukkah ❤️ #ofmd

GUYS GUYS GUYS I wrote an Izzy Hands original song QuQ Vocals are by Ethan Cronin. He ATE with that last verse so please give it a listen! personally i think it slaps www.instagram.com/p/DSRHHsNgPNR/

Porn theater lowkey a third place

more frog, again. seasonal frog

I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions

ofmd Izzy fandom are queers who care. People would often host events to fundraiser for charities and boost causes they cared about and mutual aid. I didn’t know how good I had it until I joined other fandoms, which are only centered around consuming and creating content. Which is fine, But

I just don’t know

I miss you Callum I always will