My spring break has been fuckign jury duty and now a gas leak I wish I was joking the entire fire department came into my house can whoever cursed me STOP

a piece i made last year for @reprofundnh.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️💜

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

Going to volunteer with an org that helps ice detainees!!

i love both my beautiful daughters

I unquit ballroom

Developing a crush which is dangerous for everyone

My pro tip to making friends in college is to keep threatening to become Catholic for community and people will readily hang out with you to prevent you from going down that dark path

I hope I never have to dance with a man again

When people don’t like me I’m never sure if it’s because of fatphobia, homophobia, racism or because I’m a huge bitch, we’ll never know..!

i do think it's integral that we start being snobs about art again. we gotta start being mean. 'wanting attention on your work ib basic human connection' no it isnt you don't appreciate human connection at all bc if u did you'd comment on people's work, and draw with your cock and heart.. BUT U DONT

Officially quit ballroom YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ao3…..

Lowkirkgeniunely kinda hate ballroom atm

Finding the Debbie downer to my negative Nancy and lezzing out

My Catholic friend made me give up Twitter for lent

trans love will save you ❣️

Explaining the concept of big/little lineage in college social life to my asocial misanthropic college friend

Does anyone have a good Etsy witch I have someone to curse

I liked an old ass post of someone looking for a rp partner/brainstormer of an old ass ship I’ve been obsessed with and they actually DM’d me, I live..

I hate gay people because wdym the pre game is 12am

Come on

@unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social just told me she deadlifts for cardio #scared

Year of the Fire Horse

Rewatching ofmd with desi here’s his guess at everyone’s names Frenchie — Richie Lucius — Luceus Wee John — Barney Swede — Stede Buttons — Karl

Izzy Paws

Jonah paid me $5 to reskeet his skeet

my newest hot take is that tdicks are a variant of chode

This is my life

The revenge was so poor they had to keep Izzy pregnant for fresh milk

Everyone calling Con “Daddy” but Samba’s the one holding baby and a cellphone in one hand and bowling with the other. That is A Father

Izzy is such a fucking freak and he can be picked up and thrown so easy i want to keep him in my basement and raise him like a chia pet

Edizzy is 24/7 dom sub Ed just forgot

We need to kill the rulers of this world

Like nothing is wrong

We can’t continue like this

If the world was truly just we would line up these evil people in the Epstein files and shoot them point blank

remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened

Sometimes what you really need is just some bread and butter

izzy puppy stand w minnesota raffle!! til 1/31 @ 11:59 est donate $5/entry (link below) comment a screenshot or dm @ discord (jonahpup) left is the pattern, right is an izzycorn i’ve made - i’ll be using the same colors! i’ll start crocheting him right now, just want to do the raffle asap :) (1/2)

Lowkey genuinely I think the omegas need to be liberated. This will not stand.

Ran back to her like a dirty whore

Happy June!!! 🍓 ....or close enough! Exclusivity is up so please enjoy my month from the @yearofbelonging.bsky.social charity calendar. The last of the calendars are back up in the shop so go grab yours!!! #AYearOfBelonging #ofmd #izzyhands

Zootopias original plot is insane, I kinda wish they went with that

Me when my pet Izzy bites Stede

The world keeps getting worse and worse and worse. It’s starting to get to me.

I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK

Im being harassed