im thankful for all of you here who make this place what it is. as much as this place sucks it feels like the only little pocket of sanity left and considering how fucking insane most of us are that's saying something

okay credit where credit is due, with all the AI fuckery afoot, audi made a real stop-motion ad for christmas with cute little toy cars

in Our Time,the single guiding principle that lets you see the future is " Whatever is funniest and dumbest will happen ."

I really hope the dummies over there accidentally do the kind of redacting that’s just highlighting black text in black, easily retrievable, there’s like a 50% chance.

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

Well... yeah.

Mark Cuban scab origin story

“Enjoy what may be your last Merry Christmas!” Incredible stuff from our leader, who I thought was planning to make America great again and whose second term has three Christmases to go

You’ve heard of Barbenheimer, but have you heard of …

more lucrative than accusing Liz Warren of nearly fucking a marine to death, I suppose

merry Christmas to everyone except my weird racist uncle who said some weird racist shit when we got here, didn't get the fight he wanted, and has been hiding in his room for the last 3 hours since

The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.

christmas on bluesky

Remember: There's always strength in a union. Solidarity.

How to make a joke for all generations 68±1

Inside you there are two Santa Clauses. One is dead.

merry christams to everyone who can't hang out with their family yet because They are there

Noting in the final section that Kavanaugh went out of his way to disclaim "Kavanaugh stops." In other words, the repeated, pointed and personalized criticism has gotten to him

it is the position of Republicans that Jews have no place in America.

Christ on a bike, this is brilliant. And disgustingly historically accurate. 10/10

I wonder, if inconveniently, if Epstein's victims are able to compartmentalize well enough to have a happy Christmas. In that vein, here is a deeply poignant read by @mollyjongfast.bsky.social because we must't look away or become distracted. Gift article www.nytimes.com/2025/12/24/o...

mele kalikimaka ya filthy animals

definitely a vibe this year isn't there

scrolling is a lot like hunting and gathering

tiny tim is dead guys

They should make rich people who can survive without constant validation

Reminder: all those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested items.

🎄🎁🎅🏼

reindeer can't actually fly but santa is lactose intolerant which is why you have to leave out milk and cookies

Best tree topper!

well terf island seems to be on one this year

trans kids deserve the goddamn world and when we swing this pendulum back in the enemy’s face i hope there’s thousands of them who feel safe and supported enough to come out. liberation and justice for all. fuck the haters.

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.

wealth is a mental illness

mele kalikimaka ya filthy animals

this is so stupid. mark Cubone.

anyone who turns against trans people in this cultural moment should live the rest of their lives knowing that this is who they are, who they chose to be. they chose to be part of the mindless, angry mob that turns on vulnerable minorities. simply because their consent was manufactured.

Insane new Grinch lore just dropped

if that little toaster was so brave why didn't he serve in 'nam

more like Mark Poopin

eating my weight in dairy and beans so my family keeps their distance tomorrow

everyone on here is 38 years old and loves star trek deep space 9