This is a time worn tactic in the conservative-adjacent motivational speaker/business mindset/MLM speaking circuits. You mix in your ideological or scammy advice with some sensible (if obvious) advice to get people to more readily accept the thing you care about.

Okay if Harris is deploying this line then right is correct about her and she’s too dumb to hold office.

Just a reminder that these "pivotal votes" that the Democrats got in these recent special elections aren't pickups. They are pivotal seats that have been vacant for months because the Democrats who previously held them ran for office notwithstanding age and cancer diagnoses, then died in office.

Honey where's my CBD Dude Wipes

“An emotional research team became tearful as they described how data shows the disease was slowed by 75% in patients.” What an absolutely incredible, joyous achievement for everyone involved. Hurrah for science and scientists! www.bbc.com/news/article...

(guy driving a bulldozer thru rush hour traffic) - i'm a mad king. you thought you had civic infrastructure and the separation of powers, but i'm tearing this whole thing down. if you have cut rate car insurance, all this could end up on your dime. so let allstate protect you from mayhem, like me.

🎵 I stole an F-16 🎵 is still stuck in my head

Robby Starbuck is a far-right activist. Meta putting him in the position of being a "bias advisor" for its chat bot is insane.

Hell is not hot enough.

It gives me no pleasure to report that he does indeed have that shit on

They built this technology with this use case in mind.

Can’t offend the white supremacists, eh?

I would die a happy man if I never had to read the words “raising questions” in another headline again.

weeeeeeee good thing we'll never go down or this height might be a little scary

rapture? what like a thanos snap? real original

Nothing says “land of the free” like armed agents of the state saying “show me your papers if you want your daughter back” bsky.app/profile/nbcb...

raptured! at the GWAR show

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

Bothers me when people discuss Left movements in the U.S. w/out underscoring the GENERATIONS of repression, surveillance, violence directed at movements. The "Left" is so disorganized is used as a joke but I hardly ever see those same people saying 'THE LEFT WAS TARGETED & DISORGANIZED by the STATE'

the ol "pull some money out of the bank before the rent check hits so you're not broke until payday" maneuver. classic

Charlie Kirk was a divisive far-right podcaster. Why is he being rebranded as a national hero?

Obviously they only polled Bluesky weirdos and not real american twitter democrats lile Nate Silver

Meta HIRED the “chemicals are turning the frogs gay” guy to police AI bias against, presumably, complete morons: “He [Starbuck] falsely asserted that exposure to the pesticide atrazine turned amphibians "gay,” prompting male frogs to mate — a claim that has been repeatedly debunked.”

Trump trying to go to war with a brown socialist country for no real reason in the same week as trying to bail out a brown libertarian capitalist country from its own economic suicide is genuinely hilarious. Truly, socialism can't work and capitalism is the way.

Sneaking into the rapture to fight god

I’m sure this is fine. Let’s just keep destroying farms, forests, and wetlands for data centers.

knew these would come in handy

Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.

can't believe we have to go to work during the rapture smh

A LOT of these guys joined ICE, etc., specifically to beat the shit out of immigrants and protesters. And statistics tell us anyone willing to behave this way in front of witnesses and news cameras has probably beaten domestic partners too.

Hot take: the protests work better when they’re not angry. “Hey, I’m Bob Newhart, I live in Truckee. I’m not normally a protest guy, but what they’re doing to Kimmel is messed up. If you’re still advertising on KXYZ next time I need a new car, I will feel an obligation to look elsewhere. Ok Bye!”

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

“Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.”

lol harbaugh like "oh yeah you think HES got balls? watch me go for this 2 point conversion for literally no reason and fail look how huge my balls are I'm crazy"

If you’re confused by all of the rapture talk out of nowhere… I got you, boo ;)

rapture? what like a thanos snap? real original

guys I know they told you but there's a loophole all you have to do is say you like Jesus and you're in they don't even card

if a Christian baby is skydiving during the rapture, does it ever hit the ground?

watching the rapture santa map to see where jesus is

Gonna just say, if it's this easy to protest against the monolith that is Disney. Then there is no excuse for people to be clinging to Harry Potter. Like, if the needle can be moved against Disney, people can make it move against JK Rowling. Stop the flow of money into her accounts,

I know we've worked hard to move history ed away from names and dates but I think we might need to swing back to chronology a bit because "who was president on january 8 2021?" and "which came first, the clinical description of autism or tylenol?" shouldn't be this hard, especially for reporters.

*glugging down a whole bottle of liquid children’s Tylenol in the casino parking lot* c’mon baby gimme some of that Rain Man shit

I know I am only a humble speech pathologist, but for the professional record I reject everything that RFK says or will say about autism, and it’s important to recognize what he’s really saying is that to be neurodiverse is worse than to be dead

ok, enough talking about the rapture right before the rapture. it's like wearing the band merch you just bought at the concert.

just saw Lamar Jackson get tackled for no gain three straight plays, rapture might be tomorrow

The word “autism” was first used to describe behavioral differences in children in 1911 but autism has been documented using available records going back to the 1700s (definitively) and further. Acetaminophen (Tylenol, paracetamol) was discovered in 1878 and first sold in the United States in 1950.

one of these two teams is gonna be 1-2

if you reskeet someone else's quote, do you go in and fave the deeper skeet or nah