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Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum

There was this one reality show in Korea, where they were trying to glamorize fatherhood. Showed hot young dads doing all sorts of fun things with their kids like going to the zoo, celebrating, birthdays, school plays… skipped over the day to day drudgery like waking them up in the morning.-

I really thought (and still think!) that this very common type of dad is exactly what they were going for with Stede. It's a pitch perfect portrayal! "Don’t play pirates with them again. They'll get nightmares." *immediately plays pirates with them cos that's what HE'S into*

Did he love being a dad? Or was he a feckless and selfish waster who deliberately ignored the instructions of the parent who was responsible for us 99% of the time, including the not-fun stuff like making sure we ate right, got enough sleep and did our homework? This is a thread about Stede Bonnet.

When my siblings and I would visit, he was great fun. Let us stay up all hours, took us to theme parks, fed us junk, let us watch horror movies that were rated WAY too old. Then sent us back to mum for another twelve months or so. When home we'd have trouble sleeping, nightmares, upset stomachs.

When I was a kid my dad left us and went abroad, where he ate what he wanted, drank and smoked as much as he liked, dated women half his age, and spent all his spare money on video games consoles and fancy cars.

quite possibly the best c0mmission ive ever had the pleasure to draw. #ofmd #ofmdfanart #izzyhands

"Izzy Hands schläft mit großen Monstern", meine deutsche Kurzgeschichtensammlung über einvernehmlichen Monster-Kuschel-Sex im OFMD Fandom, bald nur hier erhältlich

yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore I feel like we need this

The rolls went in the oven and were the best part of the meal honestly. But when the pumpkin is supposed to get added to the dough is still a mystery to this day.

The fact that Gramma used to call everything—every single dish at Thanksgiving—“luscious,” while saying nothing about any other dishes any time of year. Everyone knew it was coming!!

My grandmother used to add a spoonful of sugar to the peas. No one else did. The first year she hosted but not cooked, the oldest added a spoonful of sugar “for granny.” So did the youngest. And middle. And their partners. And the grandchilden. AND GRANNY. 27 spoonfuls of sugar. Candied peas.

If you are depressed about the world, can't think of something to do, go get your local library card. Get Libby or overdrive. Check out books wildly, irresponsibly. Get those libraries and authors some dosh for free.

I love that last comparison!!

We can buy comics instead.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!! www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...

okay um, a long time ago I was going to do a sequel zine to this but I got really busy with a job and other things, so I'm just going to post the best of what I managed, free. These are all based off of actual outfits of hers! I do have a kofi in my bio though if you do feel inclined 😗💋✨ #artpost

In the jungle #art #oilpainting

Seals singing in a sea cave #Orkney 🦭🎧

Lady at my yoga studio was in her 30s and she went to the chiropractor and he adjusted her neck in a way that dissected an artery going to her brain and she got a stroke

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

I’m howling.

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i scribbled him as a minotaur once!! (and jack) im thinking of drawing him again as smth more fitting soon :3

Work in progress today. I don’t know where I’m going at the moment with my work. I’ve just had some ideas I’ve wanted persue for a while so I’m doing that.

That night when Toad went to bed he thought the biggest thoughts that he could think. Toad thought about giant sunflowers. He thought about tall oak trees. He thought about high mountains covered with snow.

*crying bc i love cononeil*

My cousin had a green suede jacket once and her da asked her “is that genuine muppet hide, or fake?”

It was really hard browsing NSFW Disco Elysium content bc Kim Kitsuragi looks like literally all my male relatives

This week in Art I Am Obsessed With: this self-portrait by Suzanne Valadon. It looks so incredibly contemporary (I would literally wear that exact outfit on hot summer day) but it’s from 1923. Anyway, love a queen with flowy pants and a dangling cigarette!

From America, Nov 1945: Jell-O ad from General Foods (Jell-O) (+Pudding; Butterscotch Pudding; Vanilla Pudding; Chocolate Pudding; Cherry Jell-O; Orange Jell-O; Lime Jell-O; and Strawberry Jell-O)

Mood, by noonsillustrations on IG.

THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS

My video demo painting from the other night. 8”x6” oil

Let’s go on an ADveNtUrE!!

Opening a competing island where I sex traffick rich old men

Aching feet

We are going Super Social Justice Blue Hair and Pronouns. We are calling things "gay" and "queer" as compliments and honorifics. We are proudly being buzzkills and harpies and feminine and vegan and giving a sincere fucking shit about the environment and climate and well-being of the community.

here's allll of the leather fit thingies btw. references galore 👍 ourflagmeans.gay/media/05.Off...

Ayyyy it's one of my favourite shanties, purely for the bitchiness of this line.

Every little bit counts 💞 #WorldKindnessDay

Great news!!! coffee machine at work is fixed

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

Oh to be squished in a over-packed train car with Con O'Neill... those LUCKY people