Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂

Someone put out a cutout of Lionel Messi on their balcony

if anyone is interested as of 14 hours ago the Ever Given was running 5 days late to port

A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!

Guys did you know that the Trojan War wasn't real? I just found that out today

The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family. The third face, you only show the gas station employee at 3AM. It is the truest reflection of who you are

"we don't know how to pray" my entry for Inventing Love, an amazing #edizzy zine :D #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #edwardteach #blackbeard #izzyhands

Our moment is nigh! #bees

I remembered this meme and thought about quilting Little the bigs! Big the littles!

I remember taking inspiration from this, such a beautiful shot.

How to explain to cats that they can’t go outside because the air is smoke? They don’t understand and they think I’m just keeping them captive.

Taking commissions for August, please RT! 🧡 If you are interested please contact me via e-mail: [email protected] Full info: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

no lies detected

This week everyday is a schlep. There is so much work that I’m just trying to drag myself through it forcibly.

my favorite text from my dad to this day

lol a kidney

heaven is a place where nothing ever happens - #ofmdart #edizzy

i have a neighbor playing some really ambient music that i can softly hear through my window cracked ajar and it's making me feel like i suddenly woke up in revachol. detective. arriving. on the scene.

👀 ❤️

THIS LITTLE FACEEEE

Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?

that's by @oldmanyaois.bsky.social ! 🥰

This is my FAVORITE #OFMD Edizzy piece of fanart and I don't have the artist's name and I can't get reverse image search to work on my phone so if anybody knows who did this please let us know it is BRILLIANT

Plugging an ooooold fic because I rec'd it to someone on Discord, and man I miss the good old days. Here's precanon EdIzzy, young, happy, and in love... and possibly married? (And if you like this check out the whole series I did for Happy EdIzzy Week!) archiveofourown.org/works/44905873

They are called librarians. Please give them a billion dollars.

Reblogging some #OFMD Edizzy fanart for @disastershipblonde.bsky.social - first is by @sickamore2012.bsky.social

Henry IV hotel: don't forget to put the name of the hotel in mosaic tile in the bathroom Decorator: you got it, boss

A phrase muttered in ports and pubs wherever Blackbeard and his second-in-command do business. And they're right. #dollposting

This post went viral recently on IG/FB because it was blowing Gen Z minds that this is how jobs used to work. And this is precisely how we were able to have such helpful store weirdos: Being a vacuum cleaner weirdo at Sears was a legit lifelong career!

Ice cream truck

If anyone is getting smacked with this - just use deer.social or another alternate client. Bsky is just an AT Protocol Client, and your Bsky account is an AT Protocol account - you can use your same Bsky account thru another AT Protocol Client, no migration or loss necessary. Could not be easier.

THREAD. 3 & 1/4 years ago, with no warning, a brilliant orange farm cat wandered over from the draughty barn where he'd been living, in rural Cornwall, & decided he wanted to live with us instead. We decided to call him Jim. This is the first photo I took of him, on that night: December 1st 2022

Found a slightly cooler spot in the kitchen to sketch, yay! Tried an Ed that turned out shit, got frustrated, and decided to do sth even more complicated instead xD So here's a wip of the New Unicorn crew (take a guess who's who) on their first pride march together <3 #ofmd #ofmdart #garlicknot

60 day dry aged ribeye…. Oh my god this is the tastiest steak I’ve had. So many complex flavors. Tasted like butter, nutty, brie cheese, rind…

Yo i’m out here grilling steaks, and drinking rum and coke

Lemme explain what the words BELIEVE WOMEN should mean. They don't mean you have to believe women no matter what. They do mean that you have to treat women as a source the same way you'd treat a man.

And I kind of have been working a lot of mandatory optional shifts

And I kind of do want a signed headshot

I kind of do want to go to cons bday party

The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.

One have to enjoy the softness a first mate could offer 😌 @megaducko.bsky.social ̶ ̶b̶u̶l̶l̶i̶e̶d̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶i̶s̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶ #OFMDfanart #DrawIzzyHands

I didn't bring Izzy doll to see the fireworks but this guy is always in my purse. 😄 Beautiful show on the pier with the tall ships all around! #OurSummerMeansDeath

My @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social is here! This story is based on @stjernegaupe.bsky.social amazing art and we had so much fun creating this world together. I hope you enjoy it too! M-rated Steddyhands gaslamp fantasy, posting every M/W/F in July archiveofourown.org/works/879910...