Just listened to an interview with Jordan Litz about how he ran a full marathon and then did two back-to-back Broadway shows of “Wicked” all on the same day. There is a certain masochism among fit people. I truly don’t understand.

“Muppet Treasure Island” remains an incredible movie

Turns out you can only listen to 30-second clips of songs on a Tidal free plan. And Deezer doesn't let you use lyrics on its free plans. So. Back to Spotify for awhile ig 🥲

Had another first-round interview today. "So normally, I would do the phone interviews first, and then reach out about next steps, but I think I would be really dumb not to bring you back for another interview, so let's just- are you free next Tuesday?" My self-esteem rn:

I got a Bob for doing all my job hunt things this week! ✨ (Be friends with me on Finch! Friend code: 6748M62FSW)

Part of this is that I must, in order to survive - but I really do have a good feeling about this one 👀

Parking is such sweet sorrow

yoooooo

The posts on here being surprised at how crappy "Hell House: Lineage" is after loving "Origins" seem to be oblivious to the plot weirdness that was already happening in "Origins."

This plus the new Hell House movie ✨

Met with my workforce case manager today, and we are ✨ full moon ✨ manifesting ✨

In honor of #ElectionDay, I’m going to do a little thread of the funny, wacky, and weird calls/emails we’ve been getting at our local election center. (1/?)

In honor of #ElectionDay, I’m going to do a little thread of the funny, wacky, and weird calls/emails we’ve been getting at our local election center. (1/?)

Fun fact: My county publishes the number of ballots being received semi-live throughout the month. However, results are not released until after the end of Election Day. Local news stations, I learned on my tour, largely use statistics to predict winners throughout the day. Here’s what the AP does:

Yesss, third second-round interview 💪🏻

Stared at that until my eyes were crossed. idk why that was so hard. Wordle 1,598 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

This year's Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards finalists have been revealed! These are my favorites 😂 www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/fina...

Nestled

Even with my tax credit (assuming that’s still happening) and Colorados new premium assistance, my premium is still doubling in January to $146/mo. My premium without any assistance at all has risen from $365/mo to $458/mo. Here’s hoping today’s interview actually leads somewhere 🤞🏻

Today’s Halloween poem is called ‘Come, take this hand in yours’.

It’s frustrating to get someone on a customer service line who lives in India and whose accent is sort of mostly intelligible, but it was cool to just now get called “mum Kelly” (“ma’am Kelly”?).

Never been told at a phone screener that they'll be following up to schedule the in-person interview. Usually I have to hang on and wait for a week wondering whether they liked me. That's nice.

You should be able to do October all over again if the vibes were off

Highly recommend the new "It" prequel show. #HorrorSky

Wordle 1,592 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle needs to calm down with the duplicate letters

This is my son Chester

All hail... this guy.

Me: that guy looks like the frankenstein doctor Friend: ... Friend: do you mean dr. frankenstein Me: ... Me: ... Me: ... Me: ... Me: ... Me: ...yes

It looks like "Good Boy" is streaming on digital now! Go see it!!!

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

Just took a tour of the ballot processing center in my county. Your county may also offer a tour!

A colleague of mine is in a band, and I just need y’all to read all of these words

I wonder what would happen if you ate Shin Ramyun and then sucked on a Vicks menthol cough drop, what kind of special hell would that make

Nasal irrigation ftw 🩵

me tonight

I woke up with every single cavity in my head filled with snot this morning, so possibly not allergies. (Another downside to office life.)

Allergies kicking my ass

My old job posted my role to the job boards 😢

“Some years are fucked, and cannot be unfucked.”

why is purple always so fucking left field Connections Puzzle #856 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟦🟨🟦🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

I think it went well 🤞🏻

Man, where am I