Was planning a leaf-peeping drive with a local queer group I’ve been meeting up with sometimes. 3 RSVPs and 3 no-shows. Joke’s on them, I just got BOGO pizza and have about 20 new horror movies to watch - much better day than trying to hang out with people who don’t give a shit about me.

@lingthusiasm.bsky.social You might be interested in the latest @radiolab.bsky.social episode!

The Pike’s Peak cog rail ride was really gorgeous.

I’ve gotten about 90 minutes of sleep and I’m soon on my way to visit relatives for the day. This oughta be good.

Genocide, meet diet culture. A nonprofit trying to donate food to Gazans got their shipment rejected because they refused to remove sweets and starches (cookies, honey, jam, potatoes). And this isn't new: www.theguardian.com/world/articl...

After weeks of issues with my insurance (is it active? is it not active?) and unrelated issues with two different pharamacies today, finally the third pharmacy gave me my COVID and flu vaccines 🥳

Did fucking "Eerie, Indiana" predict the Trump presidency??? youtu.be/jNYhJQhLY1c?...

Hee hee, fall nachos

Apparently when you apply to be a county poll worker you just wake up one day and BING! here are your shifts. I wish applying for regular jobs worked that way. (Also yay! Part-time work! Starting next Monday!)

Dude, mazapán fucks

to whomever keeps making 2/10-star amityville-themed horror movies please STOP

The vibes on my computer today 👌🏻🍂

Why did movies in the 70s so often look like they needed to clean their cameras off

wait I'm sorry it's rapture day AND bi visibility day?? talk about now you see me, now you don't

Forget the rapture, it's FAT BEAR WEEK

Is that not the HAPPIEST job title in the world

I'm submitting my interest to a poll worker in the upcoming local election - and tell me why I'm being asked to suss out a Beyoncé forgery

heeeere's FALL

Potato bar for the equinox! #HappyFall!

It's been interesting watching mainstream media try to recreate the 90s.

Dreamt I was cleaning out my office stuff and I kept finding things from my early childhood, like we were going through my mom’s basement or something. (Analyze that one, Freud…)

People keep asking me awkward questions about why I left my last job and I need them to stfu

A "no" on last week's interview, but a new interview invite today as well, so I will take it.

If I am 120 years old and still applying for jobs, please just do me a favor and kill me

First two rows… Well, it’s free 🥲

[angelic singing]

Why do rainbows feel like such miracles every fucking time I see one

Today!

Talking with friends tonight and both of them have been experiencing produce going bad really quickly lately - like grapes going bad in 3 days quickly. They blame ICE. Fewer people picking, packaging, things taking longer... Wonder if this is happening elsewhere.

I was taking photos of a mushroom when I realized I was being watched! (Eastern Chipmunk) #manmals 🌿

I practiced drawing different animals and I think it went really well.

If you need a little hope this morning - the current tween trend involves decorating clothespins with affirming messages, then clipping them on friends' backpacks when they're not looking. Here are a few that my 11-year-old decorated this weekend ❤️

Turns out if you look at your phone and walk confidently towards your destination, you can get into any movie for free these days

Went to a place called Woody’s Wings N Things, where “N Things” means amazing Asian food. I’ve now tried Cambodian lort (rice noodles shaped like sprouts)!

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The grave of the “Vampire of Lafayette,” born in Transylvania and died in Colorado in 1918. 🧛‍♂️ www.lafayettehistory.com/the-lafayett...

"Playing as a Ditto that has transformed to look like a human" - stop, I'm in

Gentle healing 🪶

::slowly stands while clapping::

I tried to snooze my alarm this morning using my boob, so that’s how that’s going

KPop Demon Hunters paint & sip!

I thought the Netflix reality show was messed up lmao

To folks watching "Clearcut" (1991) recently because of Graham Greene, I highly recommend "Seeds" (2024), which also features Graham Green, but is less white-centric and more cathartic. #FilmSky

Steve Burn’s podcast “Alive” is live! It starts 9/17!

Screening interview for next Tuesday. The cycle begins again.

me too bidoof

I updated my "Pocahontas" subtitles to include more Powhatan (Kikitowämak) dialogue, instead of just "[speaks Algonquian]." You can download the .srt here: www.opensubtitles.org/en/subtitles... Thanks to: • www.native-languages.org/linguistics.... • www.evolpub.com/interactiveA...

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