He calls collect

Niche dino/ptero humor

It never ends...!

Lovecraft be like...

Mind ya bidness!"

Oh no...

This would be me.

Fart kitten energy

This ad looks like a confused older gay couple at a TSA scanner.

Showoff...

"Last week my kid wore his MAGA hat and was cussed at, spit on, and physically attacked. I can only imagine what will happen to him when he leaves the house."

I can hear the screaming from across the pond

Listen folks if you want to tell the world what a dipshit you are for clout, doing standup is RIGHT THERE. I mean, look at me, nobody doubts I’m a dipshit and all I needed was a microphone.