this comes off as a joke but I genuinely mean it. there is a huge amount of cross-over already but I think there are some people who only play the one and scoff at the thought of trying the other, and then go back to being unhappy with what they're doing.

slapping a "this is a fictional situation between two consenting fictional adults, no-one was harmed in the making of this post" disclaimer on all my posts so that the puritans know I do not approve of two consenting fictional adults having consensual fictional sex whilst genetically similar.

enjoy DnD? you should try "a wargame". chances are you'll like that too, I recommend something like necromunda, kill team or warcry so that you don't distance yourself too much from 'evil corporation' and 'badly written rules'. ease into it.

dragons shapeshifting into elves, but immediately being easily clockable because normally elves are not that stacked. and the princess who goes to the elves to secure a political alliance by marrying one of the queen's daughters, only to fall in love with a dragon who reminds her of her own mother.

when you think about it, complaining about the male gaze because a fictional woman is attractive to you is a funny way to basically say "I bought in on the idea women can't have agency so hard that I believe men own the concept of being aroused by attractive women, this makes me irrationally angry."

tabletop wargame where you don't roll dice, not because I am trying something avant garde but rather because I can't make my fucking mind up on how the dice should actually work.

lesbian, who is in the process of getting her cock sucked: "you're only doing this for the male gaze."

"yuri for the male gaze" AND "yuri fans only like wholesome stories" in one day. fuck yeah, gimme that mind prison - let me rot behind the barricades I placed myself behind out of fear for an enemy that I myself created, nothing can hurt me in my fortress because not even hope can get in.

AGP, HSTS, "socialised male" none of these terms are in the holy book - "There's No Freaking Way I'll Be Your Lover! Unless..." by Mikami Teren.

it's international tea day! shout-out to all the t girls and t boys out there, enjoy your day.

sci-fi weaponry that is theoretically cooler than a rocket launching machine gun (impossible) or a chainsaw sword (impractical). - electro-magnetism repulsion field hammer (implausible) - man portable tactical nuclear bomb launcher (impractical) - plasma field/laser sword (implausible)

casually sinophobic headline be like: "Chinese people are doing something normal, how suspicious!"

Disaster lesbian #SherbetAbovetheSeaofFog #SATSOF

well I guess the good part is they've stopped lying about how they think it's a sound economic investment (never was) and are outright admitting it is because they're part of a cult (spiritual) that believes it's ushering in the birth of a machine god which will destroy the undesirables (minorities)

"here is a man being rabidly misogynistic, haha, isn't he so funny?" this is me taking a sledgehammer to your kneecaps, haha, aren't I so funny?

dragon cultist elves. who better to worship the divine mistresses than immortal women who can dedicate the appropriate amounts of time to their beautiful dragon wives.

beautiful trans woman with obscenely large fake tits who smothers her girlfriend with them.

hell yeah, can't wait for the no-masker brigade to liquefy due to the upcoming ebola pandemic. lets fucking go *curls up into the foetal position and starts weeping*

Finally finished my own version~ thanks to @chabble.bsky.social for the idea ^^ now she needs a name~

realism in video games.

"oh my pattern seeking brain recognizes this thing that you just said, I'm going to unprompted bring up that thing which it reminds me of." I know you don't realise this because you haven't developed these specific social skills, but this shit comes across as aggressive.

asses to asses. bust to bust.

dragon girl whose hoard is entirely comprised of sex toys made of gemstones and precious metals.

now if you combine tank knights with dragon cultists, that's when you're well and truly cooking with holy promethium.

"the only way to get people to use this product is by literally forcing them to use this product." 'clearly this is the future of all humanity!'

sci-fi knight houses but they ride tanks into battle. the knight is the tank commander, and her crew are her retinue of varying ranks - squires, men-at-arms, attendants, etc - who work as the gunner, loader, driver, etc. the tanks are expensive, and many are heirlooms from prior knights.

let be real, mechs would never actually see combat use because while they would have niche benefits they are ultimately highly impractical and have ridiculously bad drawbacks that would make them impossible to actually use effectively in most battle scenarios. but they're really fucking cool.

I think it's important to note that their only example of someone who doesn't reflexively hate them and want them dead is their mother.

dragon who calls her half-human sister "incubator" as a term of endearment, and the consequences of copious amounts of dragon sex.

the cult of the divine dragoness whom loves you dearly and thinks you would look particularly beautiful carrying her eggs, you delicious little incubator.

well endowed women. *holds for applause*

her level of rizzlessness is nearly unimagineable and fills her hounds with a deep shame for still being attracted to her

mech pilot who's devestated to find out her commanding officer isn't a cold leatherdomme but is in fact a sweaty gamer loser nerd girl who's really good at RTS games and she's even more devastated to realize that she not only really wants to fuck her, but is also willing to make joystick innuendos

lesbian dragon cultists that seek to destroy the mortal realms so that their mistress may once more rule the world.

it's odd how in these fantasy settings that focus so much on war no-one ever thinks to combine flammable liquids, fragile containers, something to throw them, and fire magic. I'm guessing that's why the warhammer guys lost, no-one realised you could make napalm by mixing petroleum and pitch.

assorted worldbuilding thought: powerful states arise out of the need to control the logistics of a region, specifically the capacity to control the movement of goods from peripheral territories into a center where they are utilized to create the power the state utilizes to externalize its will.

I somehow missed what is legitimately the coolest shit imaginable - one page rules (a wargame studio) makes like... it's wrong to call it bootleg but they do a sort of open source version of the rules for games workshop games. anyway, they're doing a crowdfunding campaign to fund a collab-

well that's disappointing. a left-leaning youtuber I liked has descended into reactionary conspiracy theory posting because of untreated psychosis. that's unfortunate.

anti-natalism is not a fascist psy-op. that is an deeply unserious mischaracterisation of a broad school of philosophy, one that refuses to engage with the discussion in good faith - namely that to exist is to suffer and thus procreation should be treated with deep moral consideration.

assorted worldbuilding though: far too many people think about cuisines in fictional settings via ingredients and not as the cultural reality of the people who created them. food is a cultural expression and like language, like dress, like music and art and everything else, evolves over time.

you could fix a lot of humanity's issues if you murked all the natalists tbh. legitimately one of the worst of all the ideas that somehow gets mainstream credit.

I feel like we should abandon the term "milf", it's crass and cishet coded. it is a slop term. the correct term we should use is 'fine dining'.

"zombie apocalypse stories are dumb because I could do X" no you can't. you fundamentally overestimate your own capabilities. let me explain how a zombie outbreak would go down to disprove this overconfidence.

study anatomy so that you know just how much that baddie scrambles your insides.

intense cope from the losers with main character syndrome realising that they're not actually the main characters of reality.

These armour studies have been great for getting me out of a creative funk! All done on Procreate @procreate on the iPad Pro

lesbian who is envious of her sister's girlfriend so she tries to break them up by sleeping with her sister. the sister who was jealous of the lesbian's girlfriend so she pretended to date her best friend. the best friend who is now free to comfort her own sister, the lesbian's ex-girlfriend.

lesbian improving her girlfriend's bad mood by licking honey off her tits; call that sweet and sour. unfortunately she's in a pretty sticky situation, you see her girlfriend is her sugar momma, so the licking will continue until morale improves even though she's diabetic.

people think this is a joke, but it's genuine. sometimes you just want to post into the void random horny thoughts you have like: "women tied up in shibari", or "lesbian sucking her sister's cock", or "cannibal eating out her girlfriend" but you can't.

gta6 finally has a release date, so it'd be really funny if it flopped because it's only launching on consoles. good news for playstation fans though, their console will finally have games on it come november!