You don’t have to be lonely at collards only dot com.

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Not all heroes wear capes.

“Fairly smart considering you’re from Georgia.” That was a fun month of reflection.

“Can I pay you for that?”

Haters and losers were right, Bluesky isn’t a sports app. It’s a giving machine with the bonus of clanks, doinks, WTFs, and Holy Shits that all seemingly happen at the same moment in time on the skeetline. None of this is a coincidence. We’re all keeping score, it’s GT vs Cumberland over here RN.

My milkshake brings all the birds to the yard. This humble backyard feeder had 184 visits today; now I know why I need to increase my seed budget.

Red Wing (Iron Ranger riff)

Well this sucks.

You’re outta your goddamn mind

832 is the total number of points UGA has scored against GT going back to the year 2000. Seemed like a nice round number. One dollar per point plus fees, it is. Clean Old Fashioned Hate, but for a good cause. Love you Danny. #charitibundibowl

This prompt always makes me chuckle. I’ve never seen nor read Gone With the Wind…which is unusual for a kid of the 70’s born in Georgia, but even more strange when considering I grew up in the town that was largely the basis for “Tara Plantation”. Smokey & The Bandit, however….

@calligator.bsky.social I have never seen more than one catbird at a time. This morning, I’m watching three.

Completely forgot about this gem (someone just dragged it back into my mentions)

Rhododendron, roses and orchids Why can’t spring blooms last more than a few weeks…

Relax kids, there is plenty for everyone.

GO DAWGS SIC ‘EM

“sTiCk tO MaTtErS oF MoRaLiTy” Bitch, he’s doing just that by calling y’all immoral.

Sad day for Georgia gardeners

Here’s Where the Story Ends

If Grackles are your thing

Have a turtle, currently en route to an area pond.

Good morning

Good job radicalizing a nation of citizens looking for a better life under a repressive regime, dipshit.

Pearl Jam Legion *pool* Athens, GA

This is gonna become the Weekend at Bernie’s phase of US history, isn’t it…

@mondilator.bsky.social @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social Only took about 300km worth of attempts.

Not a big fan of the mud wasps (dobbers), but we finally have honeybees in the house after three years of putting out the house.

🫡

Caught a glimpse of the elusive snipe on the bird feeder camera.

I know it’s CBS, but this 60 Minutes piece on the Ukrainian drone program is crazy. Military might is now partially based on pumping out sub-1k drones that can carry a small payload. The netting over roads to catch inbound, the miles of fiber optic left behind from tethered drones is surreal.

This orchid is reblooming for a 3rd time and I have never seen so many flowers on one plant.

@actioncookbook.com I have no way to confirm this but if true, ouch.

Moms rock, Part II. Say hi to Momma Muggsy and Phyllis.

24/7 election fuckery. It’s all they have.

@mondilator.bsky.social @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social @ethanlavery.bsky.social About to murder a controller

Moms rock

"Not a sports app"

This place is never beating the allegations.

HOWLING DAD IS HOWLING

Naked & Famous card pulled

If you have ever wanted to see an angry bearded dragon, now is your chance. Micro took her outside to let her walk in the grass and NOPE.

Voice from the next room, speaking into a phone: “Have you not noticed our door knocker?? It’s a pineapple!” Me: ….. Also me: ….. Finally me: “IT’S NOT UPSIDE DOWN” 5 minutes later me: hmmmmmm

More of this, please.

Watched the new Peaky Blinders movie last night and this version of Cillian Murphy is extremely distracting.

“We can just convert that closet with bi-fold doors in the half bath into a shower. No problem at all.”

@mondilator.bsky.social @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social @ethanlavery.bsky.social One more gold license down. Road Atlanta

Spring is doing spring things