if I was in charge of redistricting I'd make sure at least one district was in the shape of "the cool S"

so this guy was fun to drive @circusmaximus.bsky.social @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social

FUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIT

get your exercise in folks

marriage really do be like

my neighbors when i pull out my lil' dji drone:

just changed "But predetermining this argument is the fact that" to "But predetermining this argument is the reality that" and man does that feel spicy

gourds. Gourds. GOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRDDDSSS.

go dawgs imo

🫡

AND HE DID

the word you want vs the word you have to play

SAUCE SAUCE, SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE

oh hello, good morning @blaw.bsky.social

ngl pretty chuffed about my first quiet cup of coffee in weeks

for users and nonusers alike (but identify yourself in the response), how much is appropriate to spend on a red light face mask? * (zero is an answer but show your work)

fun night with orlando pride

yeehaw motherfuckers

tfw you are a sovereign citizen:

i'm deathly allergic but also they're sorta mid ngl

#blessed to live in the “the city on the forest,” where it hasn’t rained in 10 days

dad time™

feelin good about our effort folks ngl

we are so fuckin back

[jaws music]

introducing the kid to gus @502eire.lol tonight

Pupdate

Portrait of a Dog Afraid of Fire

GARDEN TV IS DEAD LONG LIVE GARDEN TV

@gbdawkins.bsky.social @charizardlotte.bsky.social handling pro se criminal defendants' motions be like

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

BECAUSE SOME OF US ARE NOT COWARDS

TIL Georgia's new OL coach is the long lost son of Richard Manuel.

WHO NEEDS A MULTIMETER WHEN YOU HAVE THE FINGER ZAP TEST @circusmaximus.bsky.social @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com

@circusmaximus.bsky.social do i need to be worried about 27 and 30 degree overnight temps this week

don’t forget to hydrate and recover team

GOD GRANTS YOU BUT ONE LIFE ON THIS EARTH SPEND IT WISELY

chillin in the parking lot blasting pattie smith with the windows down while the girls grab ice cream life is good folks

it’s a fun run BUT IF IT WERENT we got second in the ladies division JUST SAYIN’

who up evaluating race conditions

this is the ideal male snack. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

me, reading "VIRAL SENSATION YEBBA AND STUDIO WHIZ PIMMIE"

i want to give them the dankest weed and watch them all react like maureen dowd

happy monday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@scribblymoth.bsky.social @justdrinkyourtea.bsky.social @westiemom.bsky.social we are so fucken back

@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com @imtiredthatisall.lol switched our packaged ramen brand and the girls can’t handle the full blast, so i keep the extra 🌶️ packets and i’ve taken to sprinkling on most things and it’s be pretty great

really wish kale smoothies didn’t taste SOOOOO HEALTHY

INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK

HERE WE GO @athensgrease.bsky.social