@glitterburrito.bsky.social are these real

anyone ever think about the dear prudence twins fucking each other or is that just me

The kid asked, so: BUY SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES AND FUCKEN EAT ‘EM UP digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/harper...

@circusmaximus.bsky.social @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social got a couple hours and finished up some licensing and new tracks and also got a fun car

just down the street: soul miners daughter, eddie’s attic, ‘97 (first band for jennifer nettles of sugarland/gemstones fame)

sole subject of conversation amongst the u11 bball dads this am: INDIANA DEATHSTAR

first quarter fourth quarter

😵😵😵

they asked for that block and the football gods (cignetti) provided

hot mic on 4K: “GET OFF TWITTER”

gm @glenmaffews.bsky.social

The opportunity for an enterprising photographer to catch a horde of Indiana fans approaching Magic City begins now

can’t stop won’t stop

testing something

every fan of an SEC team today:

TWO DOINKS IN FAIR VERONA

please let this be but the first of many

A MOST POWERFUL DOINK

[once more, with feeling] FUCK CARSON BECK

oooooop

any atlanta folks been to georgia boy? thinking about it for my birthday at the end of the month.

100+ in 2 days

can’t complain about that season. good luck to everyone left* *who is not miami or carson beck lol

happy kid

i have to stop eating

yessssssssss

hnye yall

about to head to this nye party and just discovered the host family’s parents are at the complete opposite end of the millennial generation 😅😮‍💨

[soakin’ them beans] “ahh, soakin’ them beans” “DAD THATS WEIRD”

WHERE IS MY OTHER SPERRY NO NOT THAT ONE AND ALSO NOT THAT OTHER ONE

sous viding myself ama

bill torpy: the most avondale estates guy** to ever exist **lives in avodale, pretends he's an "everyman," but spends all his time in city of decatur

blood! at the skyzone

alone! with five cousins at skyzone

[my wife, looking up from her book as the two of us cackle] “This is sick.”

glory to the workers glory to the tarts

ECU DONT GIVE A FUCK

yo @hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com

✔️ in bed until 9 ✔️ coffee ✔️ kirby, mariokart, sonic with the kid ✔️ lil’ solo fortnite/slow horses on audiobook ✔️ yoga with the missus ✔️ deli meat & cheese charcuterie/smoothie lunch ✔️ edible + kombucha + fallout bath WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED BUT EVERYTHING IS COMING UP MONDO FOLKS

my brain briefly said “its prosciutto time bitches” and well maybe it should be

merry christmas @circusmaximus.bsky.social

we made it folks 😮‍💨

i’m thinking this feels like christmas 2025

as a reminder from your old pal mondo please do not send perishables through the united states postal service

welp, the 11yo just opened @502eire.lol's christmas cards and there were . . . Q U E S T I O N S