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unboxing a grow light for a shelf of bonsai in the garage and may or may not have opened a portal to another dimension

go dawgs imo

prepping for the monaco gp as god intended

good morning @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com

huge if true @circusmaximus.bsky.social @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social @ethanlavery.bsky.social

goated saturday morning imo

is "scooter of shame" a thing for gen z now because i definitely saw a scooter of shame on dekalb ave this morning around 8:45, heading back to krog st or the beltline

you cannot convince me that "andy burnham" is anything but keir starmer after a just-for-men session

tfw you’re rushing through the event directory to complete every race @circusmaximus.bsky.social @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social @ethanlavery.bsky.social

how about some volunteer sunflowers this morning @daniskitchen.bsky.social

racing al fresco tonight

all trophies are participation trophies

been eating AUTHENTIC BIG APPLE™ liberty bagels all weekend and the verdict is: v tasty. this has been MONDOS NY MIN™, brought to you by @athensgrease.bsky.social

every two weeks mason has to undergo the worst torture imaginable: a gentle, warm shower

sup yall

go dawgs

@circusmaximus.bsky.social you see this shit

meximelt, arby’s fries with horsey sauce, og mcdonald’s nuggs are all up there but still have to go: frosty

there's a reason the varsity locations keep closing

this raises an interesting question: is decatur a "suburb" and/or "suburban"?

IVE HAD IT SINCE 2014 YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD (suburban white dude) UPPER LIP

keep shooting pistol fingers after spares/strikes and the kid might kill me in rage

who up making a boot of chocolate milk?

@athensgrease.bsky.social after an early autumn trip to banana republic

surprise girl breakfast for the kid’s sunday morning bath: spiced hot chocolate, takis, mini york peppermint patties (dad-of-the-year award forthcoming)

INTER-GOURD SEXUAL RELATIONS

feels like 5:00 to me.

can her fucking ass

neighbor kid is interning at the indy 500 and this is his view today i’m not jealous at all

my wish for today

six. tryouts. later.

going to float home like that gd cybertruck

doing a thing i was sure i'd never do: politicking youth sport parents. kmn

[fart noises]

i hate it here

🫡

otis nixon throwback jersey night i see

every time my family leaves the house i bring another plant/vine/tree in

just realized my new fidget spinner is plucking weird ear hairs congrats to me

wife’s out of town and kid gets a last minute sleepover invite:

my ears are still ringing and imma need an extra coffee but mdou was a solid rec @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com

i'm a 41 in the chest and of course every fucking sizing chart is like:

lol fuckin wes welker across the middle y’all

my wife borrowed my car yesterday and this is how she parallel parked it

I AM OUT OF MENU BOOKS AT THE CAFE (AND FINISHED MY WEEKLY CHALLENGES) 😭😭😭 @circusmaximus.bsky.social @saberhagendaaz.bsky.social @ethanlavery.bsky.social NOW WHAT

happy mother’s day to all the milfs out there

kid finally played on the field that i sent a guy to the hospital in a helicopter from. life’s funny that way sometimes.