bro got over served treats post bath

🎶 ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 🎵

i'm so happy for cheryl

i JoInEd bLuEsKy tO hAvE A bAcKuP

TASTE TEST

10yo’s practice conditions tomorrow 🫠🫠🫠

hot dads in your area are gardening and fixing toilets

GOOD MORNING TO A POWERHOUSE @hulcricket.bsky.social

GO OUTSIDE

jesus finally

go dawgs

STILL GOT IT 💅

this dummy has one ever had one toy he cared about—pooh bear—until we lost it about a year and a half ago. it took him another six months before he landed on gumby. well, we found pooh behind some furniture, and now whenever he’s in the room with both he loses his mind and just starts whimpering.

frfr though those morning hash browns are gonna be dope

[ferally gnawing on nystrip fat after two straight weeks of beans and lentils] am i a little embarrassed by myself? YES is it delicious ALSO YES

TO ALL THE FOLKS SHARING THAT DOUTHAT/ANDREWS DRIVEL TO "DUNK" ON IT. THIS IS WHAT THE NYTIMES WANTS. SHARE THAT SHIT. EAT THE SLOP. MAKE THEM $$$. ALSO KNOW THAT I WILL MUTE YOU FOR AN UNSPECIFIED AMOUNT OF TIME ITS NOT FAIR BUT YOU ARE RUINING THE MOOD

Folks, more like woke tuah

do any tinkerers around here have any interest in an original nest thermostat? wifi functionality has been bricked but still works fine as dumb thermostat.

PUBLIC UTILITIES BABYYYYYYYYY

currently reflecting on all the choices that led to twice weekly baths

we have a teacher work day tomorrow (yay go vote!) BUT my child already did all of her "remote learning" work (WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!)

good morning mug dads

@stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com SAY THE WORDS

SICK

SIX SEVEN (seconds) [HAND MOTION]

real “eat my feelings” sort of game i think

jfc

DID I WANDER AROUND THE LIVING ROOM FOR TWENTY MINUTES LIKE EVERYONES FAVORITE 80S DAD? MAYBE . . . BUT WHO HAS THE FUCKIN COCKTAIL PARTY DAWG

come to the soccer fields off woodstock if you want an asskicking @jacketdan.bsky.social

YOOOOOOOoooooooooo @imtiredthatisall.lol @westiemom.bsky.social

all the therapists at my PT place are dressed up as oompa loompas and it’s the best thing so far this week

haynes king is entirely too likeable to play for georgia tech

YOU GET GOLD FILIGREE YOU GET GOLD FILIGREE YOU GET GOLD FILIGREE

houston we have a problem

putting on my nike high tops with a shoe horn years old

you’d prob like this place @circusmaximus.bsky.social

gm @circusmaximus.bsky.social

in 2006 i got ghosted by arnall golden gregory. so i made sure to get the job in 2007, and then ghosted them. i am a petty bitch.

Ari Shapiro this morning: “What is an edgelord?”

dog or burrito you decide

keep getting served bonsai videos on the social apps and i think i need to warn my wife that a new hobby is brewing

this episode, and the last 5 minutes of the previous one: 😚👌

another day, another mute you sickos

work enemy is work we have always been at war with work

good morning @glenmaffews.bsky.social

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welp, here’s to half time adjustments ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@circusmaximus.bsky.social when’d you get the audi