government is shut down but i'm still at work 🤔

TIM APPLE WHERE IS THE SEXY TIME WORKOUT

how i prefer my james beard award winning restaurants

TOO. MANY. OHIO. STATE. FANS.

dare i say it, but seattle might’ve caught a case of mariner’s fever

my brain is melting @circusmaximus.bsky.social

UPDATE: NO ONE WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO TRY THE GEODUCK SHASHIMI BUT WE GOT ALL THE OYSTERS AND FOLKS THEY WERE GOOD

GOOD TIME GOOD CLAM

timeline cleanse

if you come upon a random oystery on the 101 you stop at the random oystery on the 101

good views today imvho

[chants quietly] cheese cheese cheese [louder] Cheese Cheese Cheese [full volume] CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE

good morning @seanlegg.bsky.social

for those interested:

[chants quietly] vests vests vests [louder] Vests Vests Vests [full volume] VESTS VESTS VESTS

discovered the hard way that "max" and "min" don't mean what i thought they did on this mini-fridge

okay maybe jeep drivers do something similar @hulcricket.bsky.social

congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford

i have one (1) peter millar shirt like this that my kid wanted me to wear last saturday and all i could think is i'd look like some nepo redneck who spent too much time at boars head during undergrad and,,,,

oh hey there

keeping the neighborhood dads chat youthful

boy dinner @circusmaximus.bsky.social

so @hulcricket.bsky.social i think really think you should reconsider your stance on are you my first 🍒

planning date night with the wife be like

oh yeah that’s the shit @tonywaller.bsky.social

finished my panang curry 30 mins ago and JUST stopped sweating. new thai place is legit.

okay there can’t possibly be a better job than concrete zamboni driver

happy friday to all but especially to the 311 HIVE

the acceleration of political violence is a bad thing imo

hero is a strong word but this is a pretty solid “what’s left in the fridge” struggle meal

FUCKIN YOUTH SOCCER

🔥 🔥 🔥 FIRE BOBO 🔥 🔥 🔥

just got killed by some 12yo calling himself SHREKUALHEALING ask me anything

fOr LiKe 5 MiNuTeS

go dwags

oh no

@daniskitchen.bsky.social have you started foundation season three yet???????

the main problem with bluesky is the lack of shitposting

My "I think we have functioning courts" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my "I think we have functioning courts" t-shirt." -Justice Barrett, probably

CRIMINALS STOP PUTTING DRUGS IN THE MAIL WITH TRACKING AND YOUR RETURN ADDRESS CHALLENGE* *i mean don't but also you should expect to be caught

good morning @glitterburrito.bsky.social

y'all didn't have to make his corpse the main image

my broken brain started searching for other words that you can add "hog" to

@georgiafootball.bsky.social is doing this with Seat Geek too

yes YES

replacing our smart lock and WHY IS THE OLD MAN YOUTUBER SHIRTLESS (NUDE) WTF

HIMS???? HIMS!!!

blessed

ALWAYS