feeling a little like doc brown must’ve felt when he built the flux capacitor

“WHY DO YOU KNOW ALL THE GOOD SONGS??!?” the child complains after i sing three straight benson boone songs word for word* *three week ago she said i wasn’t a “real fan”

🎶 It’s the circle of life 🎶

okay thinking about entering my george bernard shaw era @athensgrease.bsky.social @gbdawkins.bsky.social

the people are HYPED for reading bowl this morning folks

jfc @athensgrease.bsky.social

LIB trash tuesday opinion VIC AND CHRISTINE ARE TOO BORING

THE BRAND IS STRONG

tfw you love your wife

tfw it’s gonna be a good night

looking at homes in decatur without an hoa that we can afford (slim pickings) and

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping:

come play bocce, it will be fun, they said

dropped a “no i’m going to get them ALL cut” yesterday and a “nice to meet you, bored, i’m mondo” today, and im about to become nigh on unstoppable folks

muggsy’s trying out intelligence for the first time in his life yall

luv 2 soccer

fixed that one for you @nytimes.com

heading for those friday refreshments like

HEATED RIVLARY BE LIKE:

wolf imo

happy valentine’s day mfers

hey @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com i got something for kid2

fried onion bits are an S-tier salad topping send skeet

oh no @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com what have you done

tl;dr on the fulton county election hub warrant application: it's a fishing expedition filled with conspiracy theories

this is what our neighborhood pub thought of the halftime show

this is my dream job fr

clearing out the garden for spring @circusmaximus.bsky.social and got an idea of what do to with the kids old nanny cam

MONDO DELIVERY SERVICE™ AT YOUR DISPOSAL

update: have to get the kid from a sleepover and i feel like i got hit by a mack truck go dawgs

i guess i know what we’re doing today and tomorrow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

👏SHOW👏YOUR👏WORK👏

just noticed a fun note attached to our district's job postings

brazilian steakhouses and the charlotte hornets i will never quit this app

guys you gotta take reindeer organs

It is 2018 and light rail is 8 years away on the Clifton Corridor. It is 2026 and bus rapid transit is 8 year away on the Clifton Corridor.

A MODICUM OF SHAME

pozole was indeed the right call

chili or pozole? asking the important questions here folks.

for the lab @hulcricket.bsky.social

@okty.bsky.social i have an idea

more dogs should have people names imo

COTA COTA COTA COTA COTA

THEY FINALLY DID IT, THEY CROSSED A DOG AND A BEAR

HAND JOB HALL OF FAMER IMO IMHO IMVHO

looks like i’m spending sunday in bed