These taste crazy

they gotta change the town motto to "Sounds About White"

swisher was blunt... i know that's right

Pitt S2 looks great already

i love our patron saint of utterly intolerable people www.nytimes.com/2025/12/06/t...

i'm an optimistic type of guy. they call me oneohtrix point always

crazy time to be an office drone....there are two weeks to blast mfs with emails and then get blasted back in return before the out of office alerts hit

"Chat, are we cooked?" Zoomer fighter pilot Jayden 'The Grim Rizzler' Jones asks his TikTok live audience as the Gettysburg achieves target lock on him with an SM-2 missile.

2030: toxic rain pours from the sky as I contemplate taking out another loan to enroll my daughters Kalshi and Klarna in antiwoke preschool

Omnipresent legal prediction markets seem like a really bad idea but I'd love to be able to bet on whether I'll get through my chores today or whether I'll go back for more olive. I could publish a tip sheet.

i've already placed a bet on kalshi that my haters will fall off in Q1 2026

You can build a lot of solidarity in a book club if everyone hates the book you’ve just read

comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS" @surfdaddy57 Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...

since one of my neighborhood's bars/venues fell off super hard i've found myself "hating outside the club" quite a bit. And you know what? it feels good!!!

just got the yearly wrapped statistics from my gooncave

very sick mix here www.nts.live/shows/david-...

I can't wait for the scene where Moses (Matthew Rhys), disillusioned by the failure of progressive civil service reform, looks directly into the camera and says, "I'm going to become the power broker."

maybe they should have a learning man festival

it's fun to talk in a robot voice all day for "cyber monday"

gettin flattened on the road toad stylee

Much of America’s musical heritage is stored on studio tapes. But many are slowly deteriorating, putting work by 20th-century masters like Bob Dylan, Fleetwood Mac and Bruce Springsteen at risk. One man, armed with hair dryers and a love of tinkering, is leading the charge to rescue them.

Leaving tire tracks on the pavement the way I’m circling back after the holiday

Sometimes Decatur is a bit much

my new mission is to convince the president that the movies in 30 Rock are real and they need to be remade so we can finally watch "who dat ninja?" and "black cop white cop"

sonic youth are partnering with graza olive oil to bring you EVOOL

leave a soundboy at ill ease

I'd prefer listening to a "Future verse" tyvm

i can only read "seditious behavior, punishable by death!" in the voice of Tom Araya

man this is a great show. first hour is ALL heat www.nts.live/shows/the-tr...

there will be some casualties of Woke 2. For instance, i don't think thanksgiving is going to make it through.

Really good Wikipedia page for the investment firm that owns Panera

Dystopia Meal is scheduled to be released in May

suddenly seeing a lot of jealous posts from fake ppl acting like they wouldn't fuck 2 really nasty leathery old men..

the crust punk of my youth has never seemed so vital

unfortunately I can only read "American Canto" in a Lenny Kravitz voice

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel? my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

“Dasha fired by Gersh.” You bolt awake on the banks of the Danube. You are not online. It is 1241 CE and you are Batu Khan. Western Civilization must not come to pass.

Big day for me, my most recent article “American Kantō: A Longitudinal Study of U.S. Military Bases in Greater Tokyo” is out today.

women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.

America is being punished as a country because we failed to keep Austin weird

NTS guide to Leafblower Drone

Lunch is one of the more intriguing aspects of the modern meal-space

i believe it was churchill who said ‘senile pedophile hitler is the worst form of government, except for all the others’

unfortunately the pedocons are real and they are in control, but if you talk about it you still sound insane

if everything is going to be this bleak and sad it's nice to see the news peppered with little slices of life like jeffrey epstein emailing himself a file called "genuiis_____ideas (3).txt" that just says stuff like "microchup. = brain ? "

No one told me living through the American century of humiliation would be so humiliating

The Trump Inner Circle group chat right now as they decide which right wing influencer has to get iced as a distraction this time

for when you've got NTS at 8 but detective work at 10