i tried to buy a vowel on Finnish Wheel of Fortune....now I'm struggling to pay off my debt

keep your eyes open. the "socialism needs third spaces to thrive" discourse is funded by big third space.

is that what we're calling oklahoma now

Jumping in a time machine to become a corpulent colonial chapati inspector

(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh

The Romain Gavras directed yung lean video is pretty fkn sick

“The strongest muscle in the human body is Success.” - Patrick Cosmos

Blood on the backboard

Wemby: bon matin, mon chere Wemby’s girlfriend: hello Wembanyama

Only in Atlanta could a craft brewery dedicate a beer to the concept of free parking

I’m negatively polarized against miller lite now

Opening up the Atlantic magazine to find out what the swill I drink and the slop I eat says about society

I don’t usually connect with poetry but I love this (from John Berger’s “landscapes”)

Spurs fan striding onto the court with an ar-15 to enforce the castle doctrine

Man I wish I was heading out on the town with my fellow mid level office functionaries for a night of cold beers and hot and numbing sichuan treats in chonquing tonight

Death metal guy leaves theater after he realized he wasn’t going to see “Mandalorian and Gorguts”

it's really really really funny that somehow there is still a 1 out of every 3 American that sees everything going on with the administration and is like "yep. looks good"

Memorial Day weekend boil water advisory Atlanta is BACK

read article this last night it is a CONFIRMED banger.

It's not illegal to Remember Some Bands

it would've been nice if there were four partially submerged waymos on north ave yesterday. i could've made a great slint joke

I'm not sure how much i'm rocking with the potential democratic supporters crowd based on this poll

we can't all live rainier proximate smh

lol at harden’s clutch airball

You’ll never catch me saying “impactful.” It’s just not going to happen.

Getting ready for the World Cup

just putting it out there: I'm a short middle-aged white guy and I am open to starring in a comedy where I am a beat cop and my partner is played by Wemby

GA dem governor's race is going to be an interesting "doomer check" for me

more and more people are asking "who is the Victor Wembanyama of the left?"

20 years ago Alex Caruso would have released one of the worst rap singles of all time

My god….these hoops

what would you do if you pulled up to your local artisan butcher shop for a wagyu steak and they had a whole grogu for sale in the case?

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

Tasing my nuts until I see electrical burns so I can get a J6 check

You may disagree with the settlement, but it's hard to argue that Grogu did not suffer weaponization and lawfare at the hands of the Biden regime simply for expressing himself on January 6.

the worlds of hardcore, long distance running and streetwear are colliding, ushering in a new era of expensive specialty merchandise

need this

Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died

we live under an evil, stupid, and embarrassing regime. everyone with half a brain already knows this, but it hits especially hard when it affects someone from your community.

stop saying big bean propaganda is a recession indicator. we have a proud tradition in this country of passively consuming agribusiness PR campaigning when it's for animal byproducts, we shouldn't give up our most sacred traditions just because legumes are getting in on the game

Evergreen bakery’s parm scallion bun is a lowkey goated savory treat

Begging my friends to give me a cool nickname like “the brutal conjurer”

One thing I’m reflecting on after watching a couple eps of “the dark wizard” is that many of my fellow American white boys are nuts

Q: what do you call a southern italian voyeur? A: a calabrian peeper!

Just finished the Richard hell book “godlike.” Didn’t like it much…but maybe I just don’t care for poets???

You don’t hear about Odwalla much anymore

Grogu was last seen in the Southern Ocean being dragged up the slipway of a Japanese factory ship marked “research”

Gotta say this is a great idea