machine gun corey
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I’m gonna headbutt everyone like a soccer hooligan when Belle and Sebastian play fox in the snow tonight
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Patrick Cosmos
1 day ago
If you pull down on the Home Screen and search “pimp” the front facing camera opens. Mine does that at least. I don’t think yours does
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The Onion
3 days ago
Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On Everything He Sees
https://theonion.com/awful-man-offers-witty-acerbic-take-on-everything-he-s-1819570846/
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This is so good
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i'm actually still trapped at the Satisfy circle pit in arizona can someone help get me out?
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i tried to buy a vowel on Finnish Wheel of Fortune....now I'm struggling to pay off my debt
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keep your eyes open. the "socialism needs third spaces to thrive" discourse is funded by big third space.
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brian
3 days ago
is that what we're calling oklahoma now
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Jumping in a time machine to become a corpulent colonial chapati inspector
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3 days ago
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Alex Navarro
4 days ago
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dave
5 days ago
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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The Romain Gavras directed yung lean video is pretty fkn sick
4 days ago
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Patrick Cosmos
4 days ago
“The strongest muscle in the human body is Success.” - Patrick Cosmos
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Blood on the backboard
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white guy listening to Ruff Ryders' Anthem
5 days ago
Wemby: bon matin, mon chere Wemby’s girlfriend: hello Wembanyama
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Only in Atlanta could a craft brewery dedicate a beer to the concept of free parking
7 days ago
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I’m negatively polarized against miller lite now
7 days ago
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Opening up the Atlantic magazine to find out what the swill I drink and the slop I eat says about society
7 days ago
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I don’t usually connect with poetry but I love this (from John Berger’s “landscapes”)
7 days ago
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Spurs fan striding onto the court with an ar-15 to enforce the castle doctrine
7 days ago
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Man I wish I was heading out on the town with my fellow mid level office functionaries for a night of cold beers and hot and numbing sichuan treats in chonquing tonight
7 days ago
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Death metal guy leaves theater after he realized he wasn’t going to see “Mandalorian and Gorguts”
8 days ago
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Tim
8 days ago
it's really really really funny that somehow there is still a 1 out of every 3 American that sees everything going on with the administration and is like "yep. looks good"
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Memorial Day weekend boil water advisory Atlanta is BACK
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read article this last night it is a CONFIRMED banger.
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9 days ago
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matt
9 days ago
It's not illegal to Remember Some Bands
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it would've been nice if there were four partially submerged waymos on north ave yesterday. i could've made a great slint joke
9 days ago
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I'm not sure how much i'm rocking with the potential democratic supporters crowd based on this poll
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9 days ago
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Natalie Weiner
9 days ago
we can't all live rainier proximate smh
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lol at harden’s clutch airball
10 days ago
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You’ll never catch me saying “impactful.” It’s just not going to happen.
10 days ago
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Getting ready for the World Cup
11 days ago
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just putting it out there: I'm a short middle-aged white guy and I am open to starring in a comedy where I am a beat cop and my partner is played by Wemby
11 days ago
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GA dem governor's race is going to be an interesting "doomer check" for me
11 days ago
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more and more people are asking "who is the Victor Wembanyama of the left?"
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becca laurie
11 days ago
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Ryan Nanni
11 days ago
20 years ago Alex Caruso would have released one of the worst rap singles of all time
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My god….these hoops
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what would you do if you pulled up to your local artisan butcher shop for a wagyu steak and they had a whole grogu for sale in the case?
12 days ago
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
12 days ago
Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.
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L Ron Mexico
12 days ago
Tasing my nuts until I see electrical burns so I can get a J6 check
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Patrick Cosmos
12 days ago
You may disagree with the settlement, but it's hard to argue that Grogu did not suffer weaponization and lawfare at the hands of the Biden regime simply for expressing himself on January 6.
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the worlds of hardcore, long distance running and streetwear are colliding, ushering in a new era of expensive specialty merchandise
12 days ago
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need this
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12 days ago
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Rob Delaney
12 days ago
Grogu found some raisins in my backpack and ate them and had a seizure and died
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Austin L. Ray
12 days ago
we live under an evil, stupid, and embarrassing regime. everyone with half a brain already knows this, but it hits especially hard when it affects someone from your community.
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lauren
12 days ago
stop saying big bean propaganda is a recession indicator. we have a proud tradition in this country of passively consuming agribusiness PR campaigning when it's for animal byproducts, we shouldn't give up our most sacred traditions just because legumes are getting in on the game
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Evergreen bakery’s parm scallion bun is a lowkey goated savory treat
12 days ago
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Begging my friends to give me a cool nickname like “the brutal conjurer”
13 days ago
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One thing I’m reflecting on after watching a couple eps of “the dark wizard” is that many of my fellow American white boys are nuts
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