Boomer who keeps going to shows Thinking he’ll see The Doors at 8pm

The government is planning to raise the age at which you can be called an oldhead. Here’s what you need to know

love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄

"sir i want to kiss you so badly"

I wouldn't say I liked it, but just on the merits passing a bunch of tariffs that he didn't remotely understand, all of which made everything at the grocery store cost either $7.99 or $13.99, really was one of President Trump's better policies.

Megadeth Bored Of Peace(??!)

Trump's cortisol SPIKES as he gets brutally lawmogged

“I consider mids loud.”

Practice space hallway sounded nuts tonight. Loud raging screamo band on one end, George Harrison cover band at the other end

Rice and beans, playboy?

bro is NOT meeting the present moment

You liberals can yell all you want, I will never vote for Gavin Rossdale

Bartender: what’s your poison? Aleksei navalny: c’mon man

Kim Philby mogged MI6!!!

I hate living in Atlanta man someone parked a Maserati on my lawn???

I’ve never really experienced traffic like I’ve experienced it today

Pickled onions cost quite little but bring so much joy to the world

What is the opposite of beast mode

it's two cool guys telling each other exactlyyyyyyyyy

you wake up and every day it’s like “The Trump administration plans to remove all toilets from homes, saying “there’s no need for them”, a 2018 study says otherwise “ SCOOP with @johnDCbeat for The Hill

they automated rainbolt bro I'm sick

telling the barista my name is "clav" just to feel something

the world yearns for adulterous norwegian athlete autofiction

(me, after taking a time machine to 1994 to tell young me good news about the future) dude you're not gonna believe it Kim Gordon raps now and it's good.

real shit

froid cannonmaxxer mogs beta sloop, caught mid-coastalgoon

I feel like this clavicular stuff is going to overheat the English language. My vocabulary shouldn’t be expanding this quickly. Something is going to break

No ig slideshows under woke2. We can’t do this again

Ask not for whom the bell moggs, it moggs for thee

Guy who thinks an extrajudicial killing is when two judges say it’s legal

post a banger that isn't in English www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJK-...

I fully respect that you have the right to do [thing]. But there’s a line between me doing it, which I have no problem with and is normal, and you doing it, which sucks and is annoying to me.

collapsing hyperpower simultaneously entertains and distresses itself with stupendous cast of thousands real-time multi-media immanent self-critique of its own necropolitics, punctuated by Blue Angels fly-bys and ads for online gambling, AI scams, cars, and dick pills

You will find me in the liminal space between indie rock criticism and film criticism

Bring the CHAZ back for one night

Victory!!!!

Hahaha insane

Field goalmogging, kickmaxxing, things of that nature

They should play spoonman before every commercial break

Actually In the Bay Area they call them “feeld goals”

Woke Tactical Nuke

That was insanely good

The coquito has kicked in for (1) local white boy

Something is wrong with my tv it keeps showing me some sport called puntball

[polishing my monocle] these advertisements are puerile and soporific

Beautiful day here in Atlanta. Climatemogging the northeast yet again

Dijon is making the same face I made after is finished section IV (the crimes)

“Think back to a time where you were mogged. How did that make you feel?” - the zoomer therapist