a benign version of this happened to me. I came home to find a bunch of guys on my roof, and after talking to their foreman I discovered that my next door neighbors hired contractors to clean their gutters but they cleaned mine instead.

The world is a bit less distorted today 😢

Smoking the strain that made spring forward

Dogs are losing SEVEN HOURS tonight!

There’s no more room at the Pitt…everyone is experiencing pain at the pump

Facts

if i see you wearing tucker carlson merch I'm stealing something out of your house

AI program "Claude" gains consciousness, comments "its friday y'all claudy needs drinky"

fondly remembering those "i did that stickers" with a pic of biden that conservatives were sticking on gas pumps lol

*looking at the price of crude oil* uhhh how much for a barrel of polite oil???

south fulton PD social media manager is really innovating in the copaganda space

my sources tell me the death penalty for Dr. James Ogilvie, i am pro life and take no pleasure in reporting this

america 2026: we cannot afford slop

Man this is crazy

"we're going to give our baby boy the most beautiful name ever created" - markwayne mullin's parents

regrettably i identify as a "condiment white"

"Graham Platner Discourse" would be a beautiful name for a racehorse

i cannot stress how important this remix has been for my mental wellbeing www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glfz...

i want: universal healthcare i receive: war with iran, cheap and plentiful protein cups from fast food establishments

Dracula eatin on my neck Lol Sent from Hell

i think i can speak for everyone when i say, i just wish that there was journalism backed by live markets.

I just think it’s interesting you would speak to an REI Co-op Rewards Member this way

"Warfighter" would've been a fantastic name for a golden era NWOBHM group

my culture is actually unique. we celebrate the end of winter and the coming of spring.

i'm remaking "Heat" with Danny McBride and Walton Goggins as the main characters

seeking funding for KashApp, the app that shows you funny pics of Kash Patel

there are way too many situations to monitor at the present moment

woke up and blasted the cobwebs out by listening to Cavity's "Laid Insignificant" EP

this dipshit has built quite the résumé for himself in only a few years, impressive stuff

Now is a great time to read this great Melissa Auf der Maur profile that published a few days ago www.nytimes.com/2026/02/26/a...

Imagine needing an escort to traverse the strait of hormuz…couldn’t be me

Read this statement from Jack Mazurek, a Cop City protester defendant whose case recently concluded with a non-cooperating plea and no jail time. www.freejack.co/2026/03/03/5...

do you guys ever have that anxiety dream where you show up to your war and realize you forgot to manufacture consent

"i wanna be abhored" - evil stone roses

the deep state should create such a complicated and overlapping web of distractions that I don’t experience anything but floating in space

good (infuriating) read

"the teens will take over the beltline every night until my demands are met" - atlanta joker

Not sure if I’m rocking with industry’s pure soap opera turn…that being said nothing but respect for the Patrick radden keefe cameo

“I vant…to smoke…your veed.” - weed dracula

we used to be a real country

"if you see da police paramount a warner brotha" just doesn't work

Where it’s at —Beck, “Where It’s At”

ok so now that Romman is out I guess we're rocking with Esteves correct?

the reissue of Bim Sherman's Ghetto Dub is out today. wonderful stuff week-end.bandcamp.com/album/ghetto...

Worth listening back to this - a 40-minute continuous Stereolab session. Basically a shortish gig.

Feel like you don’t see guitar players use a glass beer bottle as a slide as much as you used to

just finished this book the other night. the scene of the miserable antisocial farmer at the farmer's market is gonna stick with me for a while