I have now made and received all the obligatory holiday visits. Time to melt into my carpet.

i was the moderate position. now you're about to find what comes next

Fuck marry kill: the most beautiful person in the world, your soul mate, the president of the United States of America

Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

Gonna tell my kids this was The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

if I were still in the theater my main goal after having children would be to write a play so powerful it would cause the audience to experience the hope & panic of the transitional moments in naptime

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

I feel like Batman or Avatar

Not the smaller TV on top of the busted console TV. Celebrities really are just like us for real.

Is broccoli hair finally going away? Feels like it has suddenly vanished around here.

The fact the Menswear Guy is actively dunking on the Bsky user base now instead of just cross-posting the threads where he does that to Twitter users should terrify all of us.

If you go bald in your mind you go bald in real life

We have this intense, centralized, homogeneous consumer monoculture yet if you travel a state or two away from home all the grocery stores become some weird nonsense you've never heard of before. And I think that's beautiful.

Who's got a good Christmas tree recipe

Really enjoying the sacred calm of this holiday of peace and joy. Now it's time to watch some gargantuans smash their skulls together.

Christmas morning. It's my time to shine.

Crimbo Fisher

Assembled 2 bikes. Wrapped more stuff. Sweaty and gross at 12:30am now. This Santa job sucks. Will be worth it in the morning tho.

Leaving a Lactaid out for Santa

Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow

Here’s a seasonal rarity for you - The Disney Afternoon holiday promo from 1991…

Making gift boxes for the garbage collectors and the mail carrier ♥️🌲🎅

It's funny how us parochial Americans generally seem to perceive that the EV revolution is stalling or reversing when in fact it's accelerating rapidly worldwide. 25% of cars sold globally in 2025 were EVs! It's mostly just the US that's being left behind

Watching football: "Physicality"? Sure, whatever. "Resiliency"? Ugh, I guess. "Disorientated"? NO. Absolutely not.

"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States. Juice.

Going to YDFM to buy holiday meal ingredients for all the guests we're having on the next 3 days Once more unto the breach

when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal

Forming some mobjects

Lmaooooooo get fucked Bari. There's a torrent file at this link if you want to seed this too. archive.org/details/insi...

I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years

Drinkin on that shit that makes you say Feliz Navidad

Spending too much time doing things. I want to spend more time not doing things.

Primaries are not "attacks" lmao. Grow up!

Sucks to suck! www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...

When you have a cold you're Ian Phlegming

The best thing about this site is how powerful the blocks are. You can really just make a whole annoying discourse vanish and never think about it again.

Order arriving today 😀 Shipped with DHL 💀

Finally somebody fucking said it. We've put up with this insolence from Apple for too long.

"Kris Kringle" sounds like a pervert why does Santa need an alias

look you absolutely do not have to hand it to woody allen, but this still sticks in my brain

When I was in Montepulciano I stumbled upon the shop of a fifth-generation coppersmith. We watched him hammer a bowl for a bit and he joked with us in Italian. He had two photos on his wall: One with him and Pope John Paul II, and one of him and Rick Steves.

Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.

I'm cultivating mass

Meet me at the Hanukkah Bluey house if you wanna get ur ass beat

Work break has started. Finally wrapped some presents today. Feeling less panicked. Feeling combobulated.

Crazy images in these files, sick shit going down

Just letting other people live is fun and easy