*Weird Al has entered the chat*

At midnight today, it will have been 2016 for the past decade.

they should invent a year that's better than the one before it

Gonna try not to be annoyed or complain about the gym being crowded for the next couple of weeks. It's good when people try, and a few will stick with it.

The correct implements

I 100% agree with this. So well said by Jesse but just to add my own words: tip as much as you can and in cash if you can. The kinds of jobs that depend on tips are *hard* jobs and a generous tip from you can make someone's whole day.

2026: everyone shut the fuck up

I declare 2026 the year of Being Normal

I feel like Batman or Avatar

No offense but my caveman approach to politics (if you are my enemy then fuck you and die) is the historical norm over thousands of years whereas this "ooh we should welcome them back oh ohh" is the result of the relatively recent overproduction of people who can read vs people who can draw a bow

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

My new years resolution is 2560x1440

I have now made and received all the obligatory holiday visits. Time to melt into my carpet.

i was the moderate position. now you're about to find what comes next

Fuck marry kill: the most beautiful person in the world, your soul mate, the president of the United States of America

Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.

Gonna tell my kids this was The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

if I were still in the theater my main goal after having children would be to write a play so powerful it would cause the audience to experience the hope & panic of the transitional moments in naptime

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

I feel like Batman or Avatar

Not the smaller TV on top of the busted console TV. Celebrities really are just like us for real.

Is broccoli hair finally going away? Feels like it has suddenly vanished around here.

The fact the Menswear Guy is actively dunking on the Bsky user base now instead of just cross-posting the threads where he does that to Twitter users should terrify all of us.

If you go bald in your mind you go bald in real life

We have this intense, centralized, homogeneous consumer monoculture yet if you travel a state or two away from home all the grocery stores become some weird nonsense you've never heard of before. And I think that's beautiful.

Who's got a good Christmas tree recipe

Really enjoying the sacred calm of this holiday of peace and joy. Now it's time to watch some gargantuans smash their skulls together.

Christmas morning. It's my time to shine.

Crimbo Fisher

Assembled 2 bikes. Wrapped more stuff. Sweaty and gross at 12:30am now. This Santa job sucks. Will be worth it in the morning tho.

Leaving a Lactaid out for Santa

Fans of Christmas are in for a treat tomorrow

Here’s a seasonal rarity for you - The Disney Afternoon holiday promo from 1991…

Making gift boxes for the garbage collectors and the mail carrier ♥️🌲🎅

It's funny how us parochial Americans generally seem to perceive that the EV revolution is stalling or reversing when in fact it's accelerating rapidly worldwide. 25% of cars sold globally in 2025 were EVs! It's mostly just the US that's being left behind

Watching football: "Physicality"? Sure, whatever. "Resiliency"? Ugh, I guess. "Disorientated"? NO. Absolutely not.

"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States. Juice.

Going to YDFM to buy holiday meal ingredients for all the guests we're having on the next 3 days Once more unto the breach

when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal

Forming some mobjects

Lmaooooooo get fucked Bari. There's a torrent file at this link if you want to seed this too. archive.org/details/insi...

I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years

Drinkin on that shit that makes you say Feliz Navidad

Spending too much time doing things. I want to spend more time not doing things.

Primaries are not "attacks" lmao. Grow up!

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