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[nuclear war breaks out] DOW FUTURES UP 12000

I'd really like to see something written outside tech enthusiast blogs acknowledging the april 2026 local LLMs and whether they affect the calculation on data center expenditure, where suddenly a $1500-4000 macbook can run a 26B parameter model that's... 80%? as good at coding as the frontier model

"Bluesky is an echo chamber" No. Bluesky is a party and I am here to have fun and shitpost. For the same reason you don't invite creeps with bad vibes to a party, I block nazis and right wingers.

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gm having some coffee and a bowl of Strange Loops while my sense of self emerges

faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

Probably 80% of posters madness is downstream of thinking that posting on a niche microblogging platform is, in some way, important, rather than being a way to waste time on your phone

as long as control of the platforms is in private hands, i am less and less convinced this far into social media's history that having everyone all on one platform is actually a desirable outcome

*saunters into a bar full of people minding their own business having a good time* Y'all ever notice how this place sucks and you're all a bunch of fools?

mfw I have a palpable desire to be ensconced

The real problem with Bluesky is peepee poopoo

I am a lazy journalist and angry that Bluesky isn't full of celebrities and politicians posting stuff that I can mindlessly regurgitate in lieu of actual reporting.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

If the AI boom has made anything clear it’s this: you can coax people into worse artistic experiences if you offer them convenience. And that’s why I want to remind you that if you can afford it—and if you can sufficiently control your environment—you should have a nice home theater setup.

Americans have been propagandized out of doing real class analysis and understanding how we relate to capital and labor, so instead we're left with Being Weird About Beer.

I don't consume content

“Who would buy this?” they said. “Srsly wtf is wrong with you??” they asked. “There’s no market for hyper realistic Vice Admiral Robert Harward masks” they said. Who’s laughing now, suckas???

What influencer do I follow for kneemaxxing who's out here jointmogging people

Wow the pedos are putting me on lists because I blocked other pedos. This place is an insane asylum.

They taste better when you spell it like this.

I understand the anger at people on their phones while using gym equipment, I really do. But here's a tip: just go up and ask them if you can work in

Another shit day of my shit job being ruined by private equity ghouls

it's time for baseball to reclaim its rightful crown as The Sport of Freaks™

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

Hey its demon core day so everyone grab a screwdriver and act like you know better than those other phd pissbabies

How bout you name some bands and I tell you if I've seen them

Social media content that evokes emotions other than angry or horny

Novelty that doesn't make you feel bad

It's not illegal to Remember Some Bands

Marx was pretty clear that clinging to existing forms of labor as sacred was reactionary. The point was never to preserve jobs; it was to seize the means by which jobs become unnecessary.

Whatever intuitions you formed three years ago when you first heard of ChatGPT (and the people boosting it...), you really should be updating them. I'm but a humble physicist but I'd even say this story is the Deep Blue-Kasparov moment for mathematics

Goddammit

Ok. I've had and continue to have plenty of qualms about Ossoff, but I'm 100% bought in to this kind of rhetoric. Dab on these fools, Jon.

I can't believe we turned "Laptop Worker" into a term of derision. We now have the tech and business models to allow millions of people to make a living in ways unthered to a farm plot, assembly line,, or cubicle. That's very cool! Do not project your weird yearning for the mines on to me.

The hypothesis of “name as an ideological voting heuristic interacting with racial polarization” remains the most likely explanatory through line of Georgia judicial races from Superior Court to Supreme Court. Voters were all over the place, but that’s probably the most straightforward explanation.

i love my morning ritual

My hottest parenting take is that Raffi is not only the great to ever do it, but he’ll probably never be bested. Michael Phelps-ass children’s songwriter.

1) awesome, 2) get ready to see some of the most unhinged articles you’ve ever seen about him

There is a new Democratic Socialist in Congress. DSA congratulates our member Chris Rabb on his election for Pennsylvania’s 3rd Congressional District. This victory would not have been possible without the work of thousands of working class people across Philadelphia organizing for a better world.

thomas massie is a reactionary freak who for whatever reason drew a single bright line for himself: Pedophilia. and for this you pay the price in trump world because Pedophilia is Good

People will describe what the bad people want to do with a technology and will state it like that's what the technology inherently is.

as we automate much of the labor of society, the purpose of school becomes not that of a jobs training program but of forming youth into critical thinkers capable of adapting to a changing world, contributing more existentially, and critically protecting themselves from exploitation or danger.

Bummed that Jen Jordan seems to have lost her bid for GA Supreme Court. Been a fan since she door knocked my shitty Sandy Springs apartment back in 2016 running for state Senate. We needed a strong defender of reproductive rights on the bench :(

Tip: Follow @elium2.com for great Georgia election results analysis.

Have you identified a pervasive societal problem or was one person weird to you