Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

What a week, huh?

Bam Adebayo and his mother Marilyn Blount after his 83 point classic. What an absolutely beautiful sight to see ❤️❤️❤️ #NBASky #SkyHoops

Starting a Substack for cats. The first post is gonna be a real snarky one titled "Seeing the Bottom of Your Food Dish Does Not Mean You're Starving"

Billionaires are made of meat

I miss being bored

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

Hamnet was pretty good I guess, but Othenno is more tightly plotted and emotionally intense imho

If you get into a “who can cut taxes more” battle with the GOP, you’re going to lose because they are far more shameless and antagonistic to the idea of living in a functioning society. Don’t concede to their framing that taxes are nothing but a problem to be solved.

For the same $6 trillion cost, you could crush child poverty with a child allowance and free childcare, fix unemployment insurance, do paid family, sick & medical leave, massively boost ACA subsidies, and eliminate child uninsurance with Medicare for Kids.

if i was ever in a situation i would simply pull out my phone

All the way to the bank, laughing. Then perhaps to an island resort of some kind? Idk I've never had $99mil

Keep circulating the tapes

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

If we could do only one thing to right this ship it has to be ending the culture of elite impunity in this country. Once you get past a certain wealth threshold you not only become invulnerable to criminal liability, but you lose the ability to lose in any way at all

Who up cursing they clock

HERE IT IS: Here to bring you several moments of joy: the first goslings jumping in the water of baby bird season 2026! Unmute for EXTRA SMILES! 🥰 🪶 🐣

Road to hell paved with unassembled Lego.

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Who is Brent and what's so fuckin special about his oil???

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

One of my Platner takes is he didn’t organically emerge from any movement or organization. He’s just an individual who has “beliefs” or whatever. He’s another brand amongst brands. If elected, capital won’t even have to pry him from any working class movement that could hold him to account

I am tired of talking to the computer

This great thread makes a point I hadn’t seen before. Software engineers are now in a position familiar to UX but new to us: we have the ability to make and iterate on mocks before shipping. Instead of trying to condense our process and produce MORE, we could use the same timeframe to produce BETTER

Can someone please remind me whether monoliths or microservices are cool right now? I need to have an unproductive argument with my coworkers

Playing some Latin classic rock in the key of G mixtolydian

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

Just launched my first ever mobile app! play.google.com/store/apps/d... It ain't much, but it's useful to me, so maybe it will be to some other people too.

There’s good computer and bad computer. Good computer makes you smarter, bad computer makes you stupid. Bad computer is winning

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

End the political careers of any Democrat who votes in favor of Kristi Noem's replacement. ICE should remain headless.

bluesky is an echo chamber where you learn about alf's dick. twitter is an echo chamber where you learn to say stuff like "actually it's called ephebophilia"

ME: if bologna is pronounced “baloney” then lasagna is pronounced “lasaney” WAITER: ok would you like grated cheese on your lasaney

anti-trans Dems ate shit last night

Ancient philosopher named Bofades

year of the linux desktop

Sure, we could meet the moment, save lives, and get an easy election year W, but what if -- and hear me out -- what if we did some watered down bullshit that nobody wants instead.

don't look at me i'm thinking

They would make a fortune. The American public yearns for novel spicy chicken.

News That Doesn't Make You Insane

KFC should sell chicken 65

I will simply say that ASH VS. EVIL DEAD is gloriously funny, weird, and goopy. Give it a spin if you haven't.

Damn this sucks

Time to sign off after a hard day of pressing 1