Absolutely fucking brutal to not be in New Orleans this weekend my god

Hey here’s the downside of hero-based, human-interest sports coverage.

Check thyself, lest thou wreck thyself

American sports commentators are always desperately pleading viewers to stay tuned. “Team USA still has a chance here!”

Please stop saying “ice hockey.” It’s the other forms of hockey that get modifiers.

I kind of like the modest, intimate scale of this opening ceremony. It feels both credibly Italian and more earnest than the blowout pageantry.

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

The hill I'll die on is that workplaces have been greasing the skids for AI-generated creativity for at least two decades. [A thread about working in professional creative environments]

Me, when Emily Haines joins Broken Social Scene to perform an album-accurate rendition of "Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl" at The Tabernacle on Monday, August 3rd.

I saw at least five movie-related subreddits pointing this out as early as Friday. You can tell from the seating charts.

The hill I'll die on is that workplaces have been greasing the skids for AI-generated creativity for at least two decades. [A thread about working in professional creative environments]

democracy dies in dorkness

Seriously considering writing a very detailed guide to my ketamine routine.

Drag name: Annette Positive

What the fuck

Everybody here Gets to design They own gremlin

Most bills ever signed by a shitting president

It’s bonkers to me that people are still discovering that Sabrina Carpenter is good, actually.

congratulations to joni mitchell on the grammy!

Sorry dogs.

I think it’s okay for this Whole Foods to make Game Day a sexy occasion, but the hot dog flying through the uprights is a little rude.

Just remember that all of this cold is good for the peaches.

was reminded that I did a joint interview with Catherine O'Hara and Cecily Strong in the midst of the pandemic. a small but great insight from O'Hara about why she loved playing characters who were oblivious to how they came across to other people. www.nytimes.com/2020/08/24/a...

What if James Carville dressed like Nathan Robinson

I’m gonna make it through another Dry January but I’m not proud of how many Topo Chicos and Mineraguas it took.

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

I think you could make the case that at most periods, there was a better sketch show than SNL on TV (Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, ITYSL, Key and Peele)

This is a great day for me, because I love reading statements from small businesses

Forgot about this. On Tuesdays they did a Jumbo Gumbo special with the massive shrimp.

My true passion is lying online

He probably changed his name because it was hard getting work as Water Closet Fields.

Switchyards Cabbagetown today

Hey, for a lot of these guys it's the first time they've had to wear masks and avoid eating in restaurants.

I usually don't release discarded draft versions but this feels like it might be useful today

once you get a panasonic ub820, a 10tb plex server, and some decent backlighting, you’ll never think about seed oils again

I fuck with you for real if you downloaded DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist - Brainfreeze (1999) [320]

Something nice I did for myself was I added 30 discs worth of Trojan Records reggae, dub, and ska on my Plex.

My nine-month-old won’t stop playing with his penis and I’m like “damn he’s just like me.”

JD Vance Places Candle Outside Hooters Where ICE Agents Were Heckled

baby bovino leading i-c-e coat so long, looking like a nazi heaven above but hell waits below and no one will cry when you go

Minneapolis is a small reminder of a crucial historical fact: women win the wars.

Ta-Nehisi Coates: With the killings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, "Trump has clarified an inconvenient fact—the culture war is an actual war"

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

Some anti-ICE sign ideas: DIPSHIT DRESSUP LOSER SHIT EXTREMELY DIVORCED BULLIES DIE MAD SEE YOU AT THE TRIBUNAL THIS WON'T BRING HER BACK YOUR MOM IS ASHAMED OF YOU GET REAL JOBS GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENTS NOBODY WANTS THIS BE A HERO. GO HOME.

Fox News has discovered mutual aid.

MAGA's response to the murder of civilians has been *checks X* to spread conspiracy theories about the protestors and their funding.