he's gonna die and then vance is gonna have to finish that fuckin ballroom

exercised a lot of restraint today when i didn't make fun of a bundled up lil guy who walked by as i did yard work in a t-shirt and shorts. atlantans are so cute when they cosplay winter.

Ran into someone on TikTok who was performatively giving up on Mad Men because it depicted zionist perspectives.

Elliott Smith - Elliott Smith

mama here comes midnight with the dead moon in its jawn

god remember the republican representative that looked like a g.i. joe in a wheelchair and it turned out he was a sex pest

Prisoners who stay in touch with people at home while locked up are less likely to return to prison. When released prisoners are convicted and sent back to prison, it means job security for public employees and more revenues for for-profit prisons. Capitalism runs on incentives.

curious to see if melissa mccarthy falls down in this episode of snl

I guess the Rachel Sennott innovation is she's always doing porn faces

why what did she do

@dieworkwear.bsky.social any ideas on what David Letterman is wearing here? I think it’s neat!

why what did she do

95% of the arguments I see online are just "these two people are a different amount of autistic"

They should ban writing notes to your loved ones in your final Jeopardy response.

lol my wrapped is just max richter's sleep

The David Byrne Tiny Desk vindicates an opinion I've held for many years: (Nothing But) Flowers is a top-tier Talking Heads song.

bodywork? i sure hope it does

Unfortunately, I’ve been caught cheating. Not only did she witness the act, there is actual video footage of me doing the deed. Thankfully, I know just who I can go to for some damage control advice: Grammy Award winning recording artist Shaggy.

Unfortunately, I’ve been caught cheating. Not only did she witness the act, there is actual video footage of me doing the deed. Thankfully, I know just who I can go to for some damage control advice: Grammy Award winning recording artist Shaggy.

day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"

Absurd to frame Spielberg as SPIELBERG in ‘74 and not that kid in Universal’s TV department whose completed first film sat on the shelf for part of ‘73 and the first quarter of the next year

0% chance Spielberg described Jaws as a blockbuster during pre-production.

This season is proof that we need failson drivers because they cause safety cars.

If the effect of Verstappen’s late season charge is that he helps Piastri win I will forgive him for everything else.

Sometimes I stumble into an internet-brained leftist argument about what we're allowed to joke about and think "we're absolutely fucking doomed."

A lot of the ai upscaling in Anthology looks like dogshit

the king is upset because he is unable to produce a martyr

The Daniel Craig Bonds never managed to do “regular Bond movie” very well. The high points feel Very Special Episode, but the shoe leather plots (QoS especially) are never as fun as something like Goldeneye.

In collaboration with the estate of Whitney Houston

It feels like a clerical error that we still have to see Ken Jeong

[this skeet is for new orleans people only] goldfish had a ‘tit Rəx float

This Facebook ad is an incredibly lyrical, roundabout way to say "Log on today and you might fingerbang your high school crush tonight."

To be honest, I don't need the first thirty seconds of running from these marching bands. I'm more invested in the band part than the mobility component.

did y'all see the Marina Abramović float?

THEY JUST PLAYED COBRA BY GEESE DURING THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE?

they're playing geese at the macy's thanksgiving day parade lol

i'm going to see that black and white photo of the snoopy float and the girl like 400 times today

Some real brain geniuses over on tiktok

I've talked myself out of like five sweaters this fall please clap

We left a James Blake set because Moses Sumney opened and we knew it wasn't going to get better.

Shouldn’t have left

had the intrusive thought "late Fergalicious period" time to go home

Trying to figure out the most economical way to get into the aquarium

Mongers, ranked: 1. Cheese 2. Rumor 3. War

olivia nuzzi was *auditioning* for epstein island

that's enough walton goggins for now

1. Goodfellas 2. King of Comedy 3. Killers of the Flower Moon 4. After Hours 5. Bringing Out the Dead

I wasn't completely convinced by Glen Powell on SNL, but you win a lot of good will by bringing MacGruber back.

Wistful isn’t the tone I’d strike about the pedophile ring