If you see a guy like this in Atlanta he’s about to invite you to a megachurch

“Make sure you write something Anti-ICE on the rounds” “Sure yeah okay”

A cat would never allow this. But more importantly, a cat person would never allow this either.

Hello I gave money to this. I know things are shit, but they’re even more shit for people saddled with debt they don’t deserve. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

My man David Byrne released a new album this month

I’m really bummed that Jesse Thorn and John Hodgman (as well as the Maximum Fun network) are platforming Elizabeth Gilbert for a book that amounts to a narcissist’s manic self-justification for dark, vampiric abuse. Absolute proof that charisma can swallow people whole and really nasty business.

Muppet Babies JD Vance was on Jeopardy

This season, there's one contestant on Bake Off who's mainly there to remind us that's she's Ukrainian.

The worst qualifying session I’ve ever seen.

Azerbaijan Grand Prix

she's running

oh you like reggae? name five ace of base songs

Tracy Letts gifting Chris Ryan with all of Carrie Coon's Criterion Closet picks is the greatest crossover event in meta-media.

One reason to love F1 is sometimes the big story of the weekend is "a cat is hanging around the paddock."

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

cold, salt and a meal at the same time

you need cold, salt and a meal at the same time

moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot. one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.

we really are just doing 2004 reboots

generally speaking, and with the glaring exception of november 2024, the more directly democratic an institution has been, the better it has checked Trump (eg grand and petit juries); the more elite and insular, the less effective (the Senate, the Supreme Court, big business)

I don't know how conspiratorial I'm feeling about the Kirk shooting, but those texts aren't real.

james cameron walks up to whiteboard with TOEJAM and EARL written on it. he erases the "and" and writes Vs.

This is entirely about feelings. “We are embarrassed because we were sad and you laughed.”

tfw you're excited about your work

From Rivian to Sybian she slouching like Joan Didion

So much of this is just "we demand to be in the in-group."

Dead internet theory but it’s for workplaces

because he's a shameless opportunist [damn, that didn't take 54 seconds]

Someone open fired on the CDC building.

I really can’t believe they’re going with “the problem is that people call us fascists when we do fascist stuff.”

The reason affluent media people are such suckers for “civility” is that the actual content of most politics has no real stakes for them personally. If you want to find these people’s true political feelings, mess with their money.

First claim was “they said he deserved it,” which got diluted into “they are celebrating,” but the truth is “you’re not allowed to laugh,” and those are wildly different things.

This might be the most embarrassing thing I’ve seen in a decade.

Looking forward to six months of trying to read coherent political ideology into memeist brainrot

lol fuck off nyt

We've arrived in Hell: having to explain 4chan memes to normal people because they're inscribed on bullets.

I've talked to several people here who attended the Kirk event, and it's really striking how quickly they pivot to condemning liberals and "the media" for celebrating Kirk's death. When I ask for specifics, they say, oh just something I saw online.

an overreaction in search of a crisis

Today we are all Better Than Ezra

There’s a chill in the air.. 🍁🍂

Hell yeah. Even the Grant Park ones are always fucking broken.

The line on crying right wing TikTok is "leftists are saying he deserved it." There are a ton of takes—from "that's ironic considering his gun stance" to "that guy helped create the environment that killed him"—that don't insinuate he *deserved* it. You'll be mischaracterized, no matter what.

Just saw a video of a redneck doing the mockingjay whistle for Charlie Kirk, so the republicans are doing great.

When the Crocodile Hunter died, part of me thought “Christ, what a visceral and shocking way to go,” but another deeper part of me thought “but of course.” And I felt that way again today.

Now that we're so enamored with free speech, we can put the books back in school libraries.

“I’m prescribing you the perfect ratio.” “But doctor I am Fibonacci.”

I might have talked too much shit last night.

“I’m prescribing you the perfect ratio.” “But doctor I am Fibonacci.”

Fievel Does Birthright

Fievel Does Birthright