We have to hang on long enough to outlive these fucking ghouls, man.

HBD, Joni 🦂 ✨ youtu.be/f7MbmXklj3Q?...

A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.

Hey, quick question: how the fuck am I gonna be THIRTY SIX YEARS OLD a week from today 🤪

Blessed images alert:

The @kinolorber.com sale is ALL EROTIC THRILLERS this week, what a treat: kinolorber.com/treasure-chest Grab these: AFTER DARK MY SWEET INTERNAL AFFAIRS TWO SMALL BODIES VARIETY SEA OF LOVE MASQUERADE THE BEDROOM WINDOW And 2 DAYS IN THE VALLEY, which I have a soft spot for thanks to these two.

Is there any single continuous series with a longer gap from season one to the final season than STRANGER THINGS? I don't think something like ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT season 4 counts here...

Happy DIE MY LOVE day to all those observing ❤️‍🔥 www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8tT...

Only at an AMC can one watch trailers for ANACONDA, WICKED: FOR GOOD, PRIMATE + best of all, ZOOTOPIA 2 ahead of a new LYNNE RAMSAY MOVIE.

Another New Internet pet peeve: AI being used to upscale old footage + classic photographs juuuuuuuust enough to make you question your own sanity :)

As Kristen Stewart said earlier this week, we are rapidly approaching emergency territory in terms of who is actually allowed to make movies right now - medium potatoes in the grand scheme of things, to be sure, but still, this is beyond infuriating. glaad.org/whereweareon...

Love 2 start turning on lamps at 3:30 in the afternoon 😵‍💫

I know this is recency bias but godDAMN those final moments in both SINNERS + ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER had me grinning from ear to ear. DECISION TO LEAVE + LA CHIMERA stick the landing about as hard as they can too.

This is the true promise of the internet, realized

I saw this commercial in the wild again for the first time in ???: youtu.be/DAs0GpvbSlI?... So you should already know that I then had to fully recreate Ultimate Dance Party spread from 1997-1999 for our collective listening pleasure 🪩 open.spotify.com/playlist/0A9...

A NON-VIABLE CANDIDATE

GodDAMN, whatta first season finale for THE LOWDOWN. (music spoilers in the reply)

have MERCY

Current New Internet pet peeve: SO many sites are using a grey-washed black instead of an ACTUAL rich black.

Okay, but we gotta get some real fat girls on the MISS PIGGY movie team too...

I hope Susan Sarandon is having a wonderful morning! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyq0...

Nobody knew who Mike Nichols was on Jeopardy 😤😤😤

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

HA HA HA YES

🤭 www.cincinnati.com/story/news/p...

I have a 7k-word personal essay about dead grandmas, female obsessives + being a Stuff Person™️ in the age of minimalism that I think is worth reading but I truly have no idea what to do with it 🙃

Gun to my head, THE LAST WALTZ is THE Scorsese movie for me - that's true alchemy on film, baby.

EVERGREEN

Secured my ticket to see DIE MY LOVE on a gigantic screen Thursday night.

LA: YES on 50 NYC: YES on MAMDANI Voting is actually very easy!!!

On November 17 and 24, @willowcatelyn.bsky.social and I will be on TCM talking about films featured in our book. More details to come.

Listened to this album again on a walk recently...this grandma says it still HITS.

"I'm meeting up with someone at The Grove tonight to buy a WHITE PALACE coffee mug they found a Goodwill in the Valley, thanks to a deal brokered by a mutual friend" sounds fake + yet if you know me at all, you should know that is this is...an absolutely true series of events.

RIP Diane Ladd - everybody needs to watch ENLIGHTENED if you haven't already, it features some of her very finest work alongside her beloved Laura.

It is 🍌 how quickly the IG algorithm will absolutely TANK your Stories for posting anything remotely politically (in my case, reposts about the SNAP crisis.) SEEMS FINE.

It's #Noirvember - live a little + watch an erotic thriller!! letterboxd.com/thathagengrr...

THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE remake isn’t as batshit as the original (how could it be!) but Michelle Garza Cervera + Micah Bloomberg kinda nailed what the modern update to THAT premise could look like + really delivered on a gnarly studio schlocker. Maika Monroe, the SAD scream queen that you are…

The only upside to the time change is that it is officially BATH SZN once again 🛁

People Magazine saying what the papers of record will not…what a time to be alive.

Posting late but: I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re a vampire getting ready for the blood rave in BLADE II.

"Hollywood is full of criminals whose careers are flourishing". - SCREAM III

I saw a werewolf with a dang QR code in his hand

Thinking of Debra Hill today as I do every Halloween - one of the savviest producers this silly little town has ever seen 🎃🧡

NEWS WE CAN USE

It's finally her day 🦇 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KPN...

HOW is there no new horror movie in theaters TOMORROW, a rare Halloween Friday!!

Imagine telling your 2004 self that Win + Regine are getting divorced years after she defended him from some very alarming allegations AND that one of the worst, most fake bands you've ever heard is inducting The White Stripes into the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame...extremely cursed vibes!!

I've been playing Pokémon for 25 years + experienced my greatest thrill in the games EVER last night: caught a shiny Magikarp + a shiny Bagon within an hour of each other without trying 🥹 (The chances of EITHER of those catches occurring are roughly 1/4100...I remain blessed + highly favored)

Increasingly convinced that one actress is in fact a Republican psy op.