clearly in decline

the Cubs are not on yet. I’m don’t vampire on Mondays

the coffee tarriffs are here, folks. My regular and not fancy brand is up $6

chicks dig scars and blood is cool, but when the police are called, always brush your hair #Advice

suppose it’s better than working

Folks who know me irl know I’ll wear damn near anything. But I think I found my line

leave me alone

Tomorrow night @ 7:00 PM (CST)

again!

Kool-Aid, bitch

look at us.

Harry Potter, LOTR, GOT

Roll Tide, everybody. Let’s never speak of this again.

i don’t often drink alone, at home, in the middle of the day. But when I do, the Dores made me do it Anywho, cheers!

might take up sniffing glue

New Orleans is clearly a crime infested mess. I demand Minister of Tough Guy Incels In Ill Fitting Pants Pete Hegseth send in Seal Team Six to hunt down Osama Ball Laden IMMEDIATELY

i’m old enough to remember when the gop soiled their britches over a video pushing granny off a cliff b/c of privatization

Is he dead again or

ok I’ve listened to the dick song. it has a Jackson 5 vibe, except it’s about a dick

Sorry just logged on but Kelce’s dick is the main character today?

I hope he gets stung by a bee

I wont compromise on Cottonelle (@bohicks taught me right-I deserve the wipe of champions, Roll Tide), everything else is negotiable

Cubbie M’fin Bears #Eamus

SING THE FUCCIN SONG! EAMUS CATULI

FLY THE FLAG

Oh baby I love you but no. You can’t

Welp

Kinda freak doesnt have a pic of their own ass in 2025?

not having the clip ready is journo malpractice. by now, they should know it will be denied

BREAKING: NIN 2/5 NOLA

i have been seen by the onion

Hey Chicago, whaddaya say

if your ideas to avoid a shutdown can’t even sway 6 Democrats, boy howdy those are some shitty ideas.

we have always been at war with the fathers #Eamus

2 magicians.

ok what is Jason Kelce doing

hm everything was blurry then i sneezed, now I can see fine. Am I dying?

Tua should grow taller

ooh. the fish unis 12/10

omg. But also is that Ice-T on the side?

Louisville.

This is definitely my answer for metros. Everything reeks of strip malls and shades of brown

everybody walk the dinosaur

y’all remember 2002? wild. I only vaguely know what I did last week

look, in his defense, they just told him to lay off the booze. nobody mentioned cocaine

but enough about @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social’s mom

I would actually die for PCA if he asked me to

I’m not sure if these folks promoting a government shutdown because (insert your reason here) know that thousands of fed’l workers won t get paid & lose their ability to pay bills or if they just don’t care. It’s one of the two.

that’s the Rattler problem in a nutshell . passes about a foot from where they should be

Murphy FB was a big deal when I was in HS in MOB. Seems things have changed a bit