Calibri is the default font you rube, fool, etc. (I’m a garamond man)

what else can a us lawyer do up there. i ain’t doing all their attorney credentialing bs

dammit i’m gonna have to schlep out to Kenner for some gas station bird

when someone makes a “road less traveled” joke, you get it now. Cultural Literacy is useful, it’s a thing.

yes but then they’d understand ablative absolute clauses, destroying the entire modern 2ndA interpretation since Bruen & Heller

THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR THE TRAINS

Wait is he done coaching at St Mike’s across the bay?

He is in a trial adoption so I’m rage eating hot dogs

there’s no Dram Shop Act here. Love you, Louisiana #BarPrep

just give us nap pods. i want to relax away from the village

Sponsored by pure uncut Cocaine

if i were ND i would simply ask if people will think we’re soft ass bitches if we do a thing. if the answer is yes, i would not do the thing

THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS ARE GOING TO WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME

When the NOPD is calling you unprofessional, you have a problem

lolololol gasping for breath ol

am being interviewed for this guy. he looks like a permagrump, which I appreciate

if only i could synthesize the mad into a luxurious after shave balm

Deliver the final rankings before the ccg. Those games make millions; they’re not going away

The only conclusion is that the committee, like me, finds it absolutely hysterical that they can make everyone pants-shittingly furious about the Tide year after year.

CACKLING

Hoes mad?

any kind will do. something found on the ground is fine

I need a pill.

oh well that is unfortunate

Roll Tide everybody!

We used to be a proper country

Fucking hell, let it go

i feel like a theme is emerging

i hope they both suffer from eternal tinnitus.

Go see some free Jason Isbell courtesy of Doug Jones Birmingham friends.

Squad, assemble. We got a tailgate to plan.

Deviled eggs and black olives. I will eat literally everything else

Cleaned this house, finished civ pro bar prep (Louisiana is alot easier than Alabama, oddly), all whilst Loining. I’m invincible.

In Tuscaloosa? Cocaine. (This may have already been tried idk)

lololz

idk how that accent found Auburn but either way you just have to hate that for him

he didnt pay (again)

doing the important work of the people.

getting lunch at my work local mezcaleria in solidarity. it’s not remotely immigrant owned, but it’s the thought and the elote is fire

TIL there’s a Miss Universe scandal. If you know me at all, you know I love me some useless drama. Let’s dive in.

i know better than to wade into this and attract the ire of the whole internet

these ice fuckers are on my floor of this building.

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This is circulating around New Orleans. If they aren't gone by Christmas, the tourist industry will tank. The whole world is watching. #NOLAResists

she’s the worst example possible, but also yes.