60% of the time, it works every time.

Uma rainha

Inshallah.

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/french... #smbc

Not beating the allegations.

Just saw Whiplash. Man, J.K. Simmons really nailed being an abusive piece of shit.

/remembers that he's flying on Saturday and Monday Nuts.

I'll bet you a dollar that it's so that our sundowning president can find his way around.

Hell yeah.

This is a very good cover.

The Mayor of New York has seen Alf Hog.

Fuck that. Give us the Derschowitz snuff film.

I was riding my bike to the park-and-ride and turned into the parking lot at the wrong angle, the bike went out from under me, and I went sliding into the curb, and bonked into it, head first. The helmet cracked, I suffered some road rash and ripped jeans, but was otherwise fine. Wear a helmet.

Can 100% confirm

Fabulous infosec. 10/10 no notes.

Carl Reiner? Saul Bloom from Ocean’s 11, 12, and 13?

Hopping on the blooski for the first time today and Auburn did WHAT? Are they aware how many other name-brand schools are currently coach-shopping?

Thank God for a wet ball. Cripes.

The pass defense on that drive was a disgrace.

“Ball don’t lie” conclusion to that Vandy possession.

PUBLISH THEIR NAMES

Tungsten Arm O’Doyle is spinning in his grave right now.

I live in Colorado, so I’m at most two hops away from someone who works in a pot dispensary. I don’t know if that counts.

That’s my rep! (Complimentary)

Then: Avocado toast Now: A pastry Future: Clean water

As much as I lament Bourdain's passing on a regular basis, I am glad that others have stepped up to take whacks at Jamie Oliver's cooking. Shoutout to Uncle Roger.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… no. Meet the Blockenheimer.

The Arsène Wenger of the United States House of Representatives.

Once again, I'm begging journalists to stop treating these stupid executive orders as royal edicts.

That's a smile from the patriarch that says "GOT EEEEEEEEM" in a very ecumenical fashion.

"Hasten the coming of Christ's return"? My man, the Great I Am does not work on your schedule. He is not a taxi to be summoned.

the cover photo here really just makes the implicit racism inherent to transphobia explicit huh

This was probably THE worst beating that this club has ever received for 90 minutes in their 30 years of existence. They’ve had bigger numbers hung on them, but tonight, they just got sat on for 90 minutes and not let up for one second.

Big Sam is ready for the call.

I suggest that LSU hire a championship-winning coach. I am of course talking about Skip Holtz. Isn’t that right, @chocotaco.bsky.social

What I love about Kyle Whittingham is how unrepentant he is about wanting to put his opponents in hell.

Inter Miami really wants everyone to know that they’re not gonna pull a Marlins once they get their new stadium.

Ho Lee Shi’ite We won

Fire Mike Shula into the sun.

You know, I’m not liking the odds of Arch Manning leading a big Texas comeback in Starkvegas.

POV: You’re “that instructor” at the yoga studio.

I’m old enough to remember when Mack Brown was regularly the subject of similar NFL rumors. Jimmy Sexton doesn’t take many days off.

Pro: He’s a tough but fair lawman who pulled over an SUV being driven by his alma mater’s mascot and had a fellow s00ner in the front seat. Con: He’s still Brian Bosworth.

It all becomes clear when you discover what a new full-sized pickup costs while often not doing the basic function of a pickup very well (carrying lots of stuff).

My big question is “Who actually wants to live in space?” I’m not talking about space exploration, those folks are visitors, even it’s for months a time. But there is not a single place in space that we know about that is more hospitable for life than every place on earth.

Because my mind thinks in these ways, I have realized that "mall cop rejects" works well as a chant: MALL COP REEE-JECTS 👏-👏-👏👏👏 MALL COP REEE-JECTS 👏-👏-👏👏👏 MALL COP REEE-JECTS 👏-👏-👏👏👏 [etc.]