I mean, what would we expect out of the Administration run by the guy who ran for President because Barack Obama made fun of him?

Wait, we’re gonna allegedly run Venezuela but not actually put any of our boots on the ground? That’ll be a neat trick. I wonder who’s gonna end up being our Marshal Pétain.

“Four and a half gallons of pure, white goodness” #DukesMayoBowlAfterDark

Move over, Hatin’ Ass Spurrier.

Great Moments in Refs Making It About Them

“Cigs, what is best in life?” “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.”

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

Take a knee, Ducks. It’s crueler that way.

Happy New Year, y’all.

In the last 10 minutes of 2025 in the Mountain Time Zone, I will confess that I first saw this video and heard this song when I was 12 or 13 and I didn’t know until I was in my 20s that Herbie Hancock was a jazz great:

Personal update: I’m feelin’ the cheesiest, y’all.

I miss how over-the-top the original Iron Chef was.

“[George Clooney] wasn’t a movie star at all” Oh yeah, then why is there a Ocean’s Eleven DVD sitting in my DVD cabinet?

Maybe targeting.

On second look, Cooper Manning isn’t wearing a stetson.

“What time is it?” “I dunno. Somebody DDOSed my watch.”

This is truly impressive work by that fan.

Those USC defenders were more cooked than Lincoln Riley’s brisket.

The most emblematic moment of the NFL’s pettiest rivalry.

Honestly, if I’m him, I wait until after the World Cup to move. Keep scoring for PSV, ball out next summer, and the offers will be even better.

Sometimes, late stage capitalism sucks. Other times…

With Johansson taking the no. 14, it seems like a good time to dust off this oldie from our 20th season celebration. FC Dallas & the No. 14 3rddegree.net/fc-dallas-th...

And all God’s people said “Amen.”

"They're eating the pets" was about as clearly anti-immigrant as you can get

The Colorado GOP remains committed to ensuring that Colorado Dems don’t really have to work that hard to hold both houses of the General Assembly and every statewide office.

He still looks like a putz.

Got off the couch and got back to running a couple of slack years. I managed to burn out my aged treadmill on Sunday in the process. Improved my Spanish to the point where I feel like I’m at the tipping point of fluency.

Again,

Imagine an old mall with most of the stores empty.

My mother-in-law just passed in June and my Gen X wife and self are getting a big lesson in “what’s meaningful and precious to you is not necessarily meaningful and precious to the next generation.”

A lot of people don’t really get that “low oil and gas prices” = “a lot of unemployment in oil country.”

She had a longer career as a public racist than she had as an actress. When people tell you who they are, believe them.

If you’re paying Ezra Klein $50k to speak, you’ve got way too much dough, and you could pay me $10k and I could tell you way better uses for your dough. I’m just some goofy-ass software dev, but you know, what the hell does Ezra Klein know?

LOBSTER HEIST: Coming to Netflix in March

The truth is… they would be perfect together. (Derogatory)

ESPN giving the Lane Kiffin Thirsters a little treat.

Another entry for @nikolaidenmark.bsky.social’s taser-related lore.

I am a blue dot judge in a red state who has been called a lot worse than RLS. But I stay and fight in Harris County because Texas is worth fighting for and if we get enough people to realize the value of their vote, we can change this state!

Sears was Amazon decades before Amazon, and could’ve absolutely crushed Amazon if their management had any sort of vision. (Walmart could’ve crushed Amazon too, but at least they were doing well enough with the brick-and-mortar stores to give them time to figure it out.)

I don’t know who said what when, but if I’m DK Metcalf, I let him continue running his mouth.

Merry Christmas to all the sportswriters out there.

I genuinely do not understand why so many people are so interested in other people's personal relationships, ok so this person doesnt talk to their dad, cool, am I their dad and if not why do I even care

Santa Claus Files For Bankruptcy After Attempting To Fulfill The Ticket Wishes Of World Cup Fans www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2025...

Loon-ar Callender

Announcers should learn what an end-around is and what a reverse is, and when an end-around happens, don’t call it a reverse and when a reverse happens, don’t call it a “double reverse.”

We’re about to enter a golden age for the outsourcing sector.

He’s not a great coach, but not a bad one.

It’s always validating for me as a Boulder County resident to know that we can always count on DougCo to greatly outdo our occasional levels of goofiness.