Trump bitched about how Biden gave a fist bump to MBS instead of a handshake. But he's always sitting down at his desk when he greets people in the Oval Office. Spare me the lesson on decorum.

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🇵🇱 Sources: Mateusz Bogusz is likely to leave Cruz Azul this winter, with several MLS clubs interested. New England Revolution hold Bogusz's discovery rights (priority to negotiate). Bogusz, 24, joined Cruz Azul from LAFC last winter in ~$9m deal. Had 15g/7a in 2024 for LAFC.

That was fun.

Five Shades of Guay.

Sensational Sebastian!

USMNT finishes 1 over PAR.

BALOGOAL!

Shoulda played the over at the beginning if the season.

Al Michaels clearly is in his DGAF phase of his career.

Maye is absolutely in the zone right now. So much poise in the pocket. Pats on offense is must-see.

Not for nothing, but Tom Brady‘s face looks like it spent some time underneath Ninja Crispi.

Screw the tush push. Gimme the Pats’ storm surge!

Every year our schedule is front loaded with away games to minimize the impacts of cold weather. And our crowds suck because of it. There's no homefield advantage to begin with and this just makes it that much worse.

For a transit geek, this article (and accompanying interactive graphics) are amazing. This is really well done.

Look, I get it - it makes financial sense for MLS to switch to a European type schedule with regards to FIFA windows and player transactions. But I fear that the real damage will be to those fanbases of teams in the north. You'll see massive hits to STH renewals. And forget casuals coming out.

Let’s check the MLS out-of-town schedule:

4️⃣0️⃣0️⃣!

Thank you to all who served in protecting our freedoms and defending the Constitution of our nation.

Oh, and fuck Kim Davis. If you want to use religion to guide your life choices, don't get a public job. Go bake wedding cakes in Colorado or something.

Thank god for something positive today.

Just when you thought @schumer.senate.gov finally - finally - had a modicum of fortitude and would see out an actual hard stance by the Democrats, he did what he always does and ultimately capitulates, accomplishing nothing yet again.

Tell you what - we can compromise: We get to call it Trump Memorial Stadium.

HUGE STOP

I love mine.

Thank you Carlo?

Are there betting odds for whether or not RKK will show up to the Marko Mitrovic presser next Wednesday? Probably take the under.

THIS TASTES LIKE GRANDMA!

LFG!

I think they call this getting dominated by a sub.

Subway: Beat Fresh!

A lot of questions. And I have a lot of questions, too.

Yesterday was the first real chance in the second Trump administration for the American public to repudiate everything the President has done thus far and to start righting the ship over the remaining three years of his term.

Its rare to hear In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida once in the morning as it is. But to hear it twice before 8:00am this morning? Insane.

Immensely grateful that the only big red win yesterday was Liverpool defeating Real Madrid in the UCL.

Didn't have a dog in the flight for the NYC mayoral campaign. And I certainly don't agree with Zohan on a lot of things. (1/3)

Imagine the headlines if the guy who tossed the sandwich at the CBP cop had gone to Sweetgreen instead of Subway.

He's still got it.

Or perhaps some 4 packs of Stove Top stuffing ahead of Thanksgiving (I bought 2 to donate):

By a 12 pack of SpaghettiOs for less than a buck a can and donate it to your local food pantry:

That said - I still can't get over his portrayal by Christian Bale in Vice.

Dick Cheney's death is bringing back most of the emotions I felt when Kissinger passed away. Which is to say anger and regret.

"Toronto" + "Game 7" = You know how it ends.

Great bunt.

That puts a dent in the walkoff talk.

DRAMA!!!

VAR!

And here comes Kinda Falafel to pinch run.