I need one of you to talk me out of keeping the extra dress

I realize texting is convenient for people. But nothing pisses me off more than a group chat of 10+ people trying to coordinate an event. I have 2 of these going on right now. I’m begging people to use email for this shit

So the other dress I ordered to try on just arrived. My 1st choice is still the winner but goddamnit this one looks great too. I don't need 2 dresses. I don't need 2 dresses. I don't need 2 dresses* *but it was 40% off...

Just a girl and her dog warming up by the fire

I'm about to open the motherfucking front door and let them figure it out

Just yelled at the cats "don't start none, won't be none" They didn't listen

He peed in the house 5 minutes after this photo

It's also too early for this guy

Who could have predicted that I wouldn't sleep when 7yo begged to sleep in our room last night? Me. I predicted it.

He knows what he did and he'll do it again

7yo recently discovered some face gems I'd bought for her a while back and puts them on most days that she doesn't have school. She was tickled that I let her do this to me today ❤️

Photo memories can be a real bitch but also a reminder of how far I've come. The left pic is 2 years ago. The right is from dress shopping yesterday. Coming up on 20 months without alcohol 🙌🏼

Stupid digital learning day today after only 1 day back at school so figured we'd sleep in. Neighbors are having some kind of work done and the trucks are already being VERY LOUD. It's 7:15 y'all. That shit shouldn't be allowed before 8:00

You know what’s not fun? Going to refill the dog’s water bowl and stepping in dog shit…while barefoot

Weird dreams all night but can't remember much, as usual. @502eire.lol you were in the one right before I woke up. We were at some type of conference with women only. They were all going to walk to dinner (in heels!) and you and I were like "fuck that". Lmao

Winston hasn't pooped inside in days but has now done it 3x since 4:00 this afternoon. WTF?!

Someone lost free reign of the backyard if he can’t stop doing zoomies long enough to take care of business

Meeting my parents today to get 7yo back and have birthday lunch for Dad. Y'all...he picks the weirdest places. This bar/grille still reeks of cigarette smoke lol

Thanks to everyone who indulged this question. I’ve honestly been so confused by all the commentary on the skyline. I’ll stick to baseball and let y’all educate me on stuff like this

I'm about to ask a dumb question and hope it doesn't get me canceled. Do people like Lane Kiffin/is he a good coach? I honestly have no idea based on all the posts 🤣

I think someone's ready for bed

I love how excited he gets every time I come home

I also washed all of my makeup brushes. Using all of this to justify laying on the couch for the past 45 minutes doing nothing

No harm in browsing

Cannot recommend this product enough. If you have rosacea or skin that is red/easily irritated you need to try it. Significant improvement for me after only a few days. Pricey but worth it!

Cleaned my side of the bathroom* and feel like I've accomplished enough for the day. *threw away a bunch of shit I never use

Getting ready for my first watch of The Family Stone this holiday season. Always my favorite and I know I'll sob more than usual this year. RIP Diane Keaton

Well I'm stuck for now

He's not sure what to think of this

Needed to switch it up from Thanksgiving leftovers so I had Tom Khaa and Nam Sod delivered. Great call on my part

Running some errands and trying out the new sweater

It's that time of year when pie is acceptable for breakfast* *acceptable for me. I don't judge what people eat

I love that the neighbors have a bunch of kids still running around playing outside. I really do. It's killing my bubble bath vibe though. Yes I have my new casement windows cracked even though it's 39°

Prince wants to cuddle and Winston just wants to play. Maybe they'll figure it out one day

Hell yeah

Bathroom goals

LOL. Just got a text that food will be ready 30-45 minutes later than discussed. I know they are too old to change but it’s still frustrating

Mom has already texted to see if the time today still works. Once again holding back from responding "YOU ARE THE HOST!" She claims to be a planner but I'm the only one in the family who actually sticks to a plan

BUSTED

Winston also got a new sweater today! Still too warm out but he modeled it for us 🎄🎁

Chat, do I need this sweater?

The cats are being assholes now too. Goddamn animals

Today has been the most frustrating day of potty training since we brought him home a couple of months ago. I feel defeated. Hoping tomorrow is better 🤞🏼

Love being in the best shape I've been my entire adult life and still being sore every time I get up from the recliner

If you have to get a puppy make sure it’s a white one who loves to dick around outside for 20 minutes when it’s raining

Okay - narrowed it down to 1 and 3 from the original post. That said, do either of these change your recommendation? Too many options. I'm done after this!

the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 Friend Travel Marriage* *only if it's a vow renewal and no plans for that

Okay friends, I need help with my holiday dress selection. I’ve gotten it down to 4 options (I think 😬). Let me know which of these you like best. Really hoping this gets me down to 2. Lmao

Okay friends, I need help with my holiday dress selection. I’ve gotten it down to 4 options (I think 😬). Let me know which of these you like best. Really hoping this gets me down to 2. Lmao

This boy loves his ice!