I like to give my employer a hard time, because frankly, there is shit to improve. But, I do appreciate that they let half of us take a half day with admin leave on Christmas Eve & the other half tomorrow. That’s a new thing.🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m all in on Heated Rivalry.

I mean, you have to make sure they will be okay.

A friend ordered some chocolate chip cookies for her daughter’s birthday tomorrow, so I’m making the dough tonight. I love getting my hands in butter and sugar and flour.

Currently above our front door!! Think I’ll bring the groceries in through the side.

Helped a woman and her son and she said, “Oh! We got the nice woman — you’ve helped me before.” That makes me feel good.🥰

Resolving to swallow men whole like a snake in 2026.

I’m just here for the shorts.

My sincere year-end thought isn’t an original one, but its importance has been underscored to me repeatedly over the last 12 months: be free with telling the people you love that you love them, casually, and at every chance. Great love, small love, every type of love.

Resolving to be a cutey patootey in 2026.

These are all still things I hope for all of us in 2026.

There are many goals and hopes for 2026, but my largest objective is continuing to let who I am shine and not be deterred by a world that doesn’t always want people to do that and love themselves. I hope you do that too. We are all nothing and everything all at the same time.

Back on my chitty chatty bullshit with customers at work.

I’m not sorry if I made it weird.

I need to go to Birmingham.

Hell yeah, gay hockey.

damn that baby looks cool as hell

I have so many notes that are just a sentence or two that I randomly conjure. Not sure yet where they will land, if ever.

My favorite is John Waters coming into the bookstore where I worked in NYC all the time. Got to have some fun banter with him once — usually just left him alone (besides helping if needed it). Walked by Alan Cumming walking his dog. Walked by Pauly Shore.

Back on my bullshit (smoking a bowl while taking a bubble bath🤷🏻‍♀️). AMA.

Going to have Shakespeare’s Pizza in Columbia for the first time for lunch. My body is ready.

Reminder.

Probably the healthiest thing I’ve eaten in days.

A highlight of Bellefontaine Cemetery was finding William S. Burroughs.

We are about to plummet here.😂

It’s called vacation.

Found the creator of Galentine’s Day.

I like the vibe here.

Going to a cemetery this morning.🥰

@mementomorty.bsky.social Happy birthday! I hope the year ahead is good to you.💗

Hot water really takes it out of you. I feel like jelly.

Desperately refreshing only to see that there is apparently a toaster issue. WE WANT A SACRIFICE

Pre-gaming dinner with a canned Negroni and Rap Snacks.

The whole Anselm Kiefer exhibit at the St. Louis Art Museum is fantastic, but these site-specific huge paintings when you first walk in were incredible.

This will do.

All the essential Bs.

Passing through Kingdom City and not nearly as eventful as the last time when there was an impending ice/snowstorm.

If you see Rap Snacks, you buy Rap Snacks.

This is like asking me to choose a favorite child.

October 2027 Seattle with my sister, first time for both of us. ✨🤞🏼✨

One last Celebration for the season.

Dramatic.

I feel wiped. Three days of Christmas in a row. Ready to rest and get back to my regularly scheduled shenanigans.

Got a new pearl snap flannel, so here is a rare #flannelforearmfriday post from me.

Resolving to be more active not only for my health, but to make my ass more powerful than it already is.

Resolving to be an even badder baddie.

Resolving to stunt on them hoes whenever possible.

Resolution time, bitches.

Realized kids had never seen Christmas Vacation and had to rectify that. They loved it!🥰

Frogger, Pac-Man/Ms. Pac-Man, Tetris, Skate or Die, Legend of Zelda are probably top ones.