You should be given a paper ticket souvenir when they scan your ticket on your phone.

My sister is posting Greece photos, and I am totally not jealous.

Tonight! 6pm BKS in the Crossroads (NOT Brookside) Be there or don’t be there. Hope to see your face.

Woke up feeling really positive about people and life even though people and life don’t always give you tons of reasons to be positive.🤷🏻‍♀️

I have it in me and it feels so good.

Restored🙏🏼

Apparently power has been out nearly two hours? I need coffee😩

Am I being delusional? is something I ask of myself constantly.

Rainbow sherbet is the bomb.

BLT&A

Someone has been nutting in my chair.

My sister is on her way to Greece with a fellow teacher and they received a grant to travel! I’m so excited for her!!

Sometimes you get someone at your desk that has a very unsettling energy and you just want to get through taking care of them, but they won’t shut up.🫠

That's it, the Internet is now closed for the day.

Peanut butter m&m’s > peanut m&m’s

Wasn’t lying.

Today’s the last day to update your voter registration in Missouri in time to vote against this BS on Aug 4th!

Missouri folks, this is bad. We need everyone out and voting and putting these legislators in their fucking place.

I still have a cough, but energy-wise I feel so much better today. I hate being a sickly baby, especially in the summer.

U.N.I.T.Y. came on and maaaaaan, what a banger.

I am not sorry for how good my tits look in this shirt.

Could be us

Y’all ever do nighttime cold & flu meds and progesterone? About to be out.✌🏼

Alright. If you are a KC/area folk that wants to welcome @elliewing.bsky.social back to town for an evening, come join us. Real casual. Chill. And that’s this Thursday. Short notice!

I feel like I need another jag of mailing random shit to people. Like, (hopefully) cool shit — musings, stickers, whatever.

if you’re following me you already know this, but hearing it from Kris Kobach himself, and so confidently, should put the fear you. talk to a KS voter in your life about this, meaningfully.

Come to KC and cum, y’all!

16yo just FaceTimed me to find out where the bread pans are, because she is making banana bread. I love that both kids love to bake!🥹

Restaurants are going to be pissed about that Super Bowl date.

I feel out-of-body like I’m just watching myself perform my job well and being a human. I think it is the cold medicine??

Being held together by cold medicine, coffee, and gum. Thankful to the few customers that have provided laughs and made me feel whole again.

Veruca Salt’s “American Thighs” is still a very good album.

I feel like a man the way this minor illness is making me feel like being baby.

But I don’t want to get red-pilled.

"Yeah, but I told them not to call you daughter, not--" "DAD. STOP. I HATE THAT JOKE."

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLL

@aaaaaavalon.bsky.social feel like you would love this dress.

Going to eat a burrito and watch soccer about it.

I am reeling. My coworker that sits right next to me just helped my only aunt and she straight up never acknowledged me. After my grandparents and dad died 23-25 years ago, I have barely seen her. I tried to maintain contact for years. She has never even met my or my sister’s kids.

Hold up hold up. Why is everyone on here arguing with dorks when it is International Kissing Day? You should be gathering kisses.

Gas station blasting Comfortably Numb. Hell yeah.

There’s a chance the UP is getting jizzed on.

I’m developing some sort of summer mystery cough. If I fear death is upon me, I will reveal all of my best secrets.

July stirs something in me.

You can tell that this game will destroy at least one nation's psyche and that's what sports are all about baby

Everything is made up — rules, money, beauty standards, whatever, blah.

Just made the pesto for this.🔥 Always fun to try a new recipe!

Found an even better one today.

I am noodle.

@streetlightlily.horntforgood.com Happy birthday and welcome to your 40s!!! I hope this year brings you lots of joys and treats and pleasures and all the good things.✨💗✨