“I’m just here to rip bongs and drop thongs”. Thank you for this, @chuckassplanet.bsky.social

Very discouraged by the amount of people coming in to remove being an organ donor.

I love when things are generally good in my life and my brain is all, “Be lightly sad for no reason and listen to Lana Del Ray”.

Fresh little trim and blowout to start the Thursday morning.✨

I swear to god my phone is worse than ever at replacing words I typed with others and doing other weird shit.

Begging people to simply talk with actual humans — small talk, deep conversations, at the store, whatever.

Watched the first episode. Great start.

Pete brought me treats!😍

Day is done, son. And I get to come in late tomorrow due to a haircut. Going to relax so hard in the morning before my 9am appointment.

People who don’t do their share of the work at the office piss me off.

Had a zesty 86yo woman tell me, “Keep smiling like that, it warms the area!”

Helped a 17yo that is 6’10” and that’s tall, y’all. He said he is aiming to play college football.

Hot women in your area are eating taco salads by themselves in their cars.

I exchanged pleasant words with my work nemesis. I promise I’m not a mean person.

🎶 Hello darkness my old friend I've come to crush your disgusting bones again 🎶

City and Colour morning.

Been digging this shirt.

I’m tired of the constant buying and selling. I, like, just want to exist, man.

Was I supposed to get this today? Doesn’t officially come out until the 26th…👀

New Sterlin Harjo show with Ethan Hawke dropping today — The Lowdown. Looks good.

Do I love a pearl necklace? Obviously. Do I want a keepsake pendant of your cum? Absolutely not.

I had an older man apologize to me for shrinking from 6’4” to 6’3”. Sir, you are still very tall, it’s okay. Also, I am here for both tall and short kings.😂

Note to self: look up brown butter Rice Krispie treat recipe.

It’s gray and rainy and it makes me just want to read and sigh and listen to music and yearn all day.

@keepingsanewth4.bsky.social Happy birthday!! Hope you have a fantastic day!

Happy birthday, @barbiegirl2381.bsky.social !! You are a dream and a vision and a power all wrapped in one. Love you!!

Really tempted to text my boss that I’m calling in raptured.

Photos are reminding me that six years ago was when my marriage went from slowly falling apart to crashing. I’m grateful to myself every day for choosing to do a hard thing for myself, my kids, and really my ex too.

Admit those yearns, y’all.

Also found the perfect profile pic for spooky season. This was staged for a friend taking goth-y pictures YEARS ago.😅

@annazand.bsky.social I found it! I just have a color photo copy of the original. My grandmother is in the dark dress on the stairs. You can’t tell, but she had flaming red hair.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Talking about GWAR made me dredge up this old picture of me and my college roommate. This is post-GWAR covered in dried, fake blood and cum. Probably 19? 20? here.

Tonight we tore in and it’s a good loaf.

I love having an herb garden. The little walk to it and quick harvest while cooking.

What if we kissed while everyone around us got raptured?

Just running into someone I know while getting ready to cross the street and we end up talking about death. Whyyyy is that where my conversations always go?🤷🏻‍♀️

Mood.

A woman complimented me on being courteous and informative and knowledgeable and frankly that hits different than any compliment on looks.

There’s only one grind on my mind, and it ain’t work. It *might* be coffee. Or it may not…

In a rare move, I am not wearing one shred of black.🥲

first day of both autumn and libra season. i am at the height of my power

I feel like I have it in me to be absolutely feral this fall.

I’m not saying Libras are the best, but we tend to be delightful. Enjoy us.✨

Hello, autumn.

Holy shit!!

Fuck…

There we go.

Oh?!