That’s my tight end.🥲

I’ve had enough bullshit in real life this weekend, I certainly don’t need it here.

Lucas Neff and yes. Or his ex-wife Caitlin Stasey, also yes. He is my ex’s cousin.

I like Hank’s dreamy blue eyes with his dark hair.

I’m still rolling off of the frozen margarita I had, and that is on top of a bunch of food.

I am here to report that they fuck. If you live in KC, eat here. If you are visiting KC, eat here. Service was fantastic. Food incredible. Owner incredibly kind and generous. Don’t even have a pic of my favorite we tried. Full and happy.

The babies are getting big!

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

There was a huge dent right on the face of the freezer. They are now delivering tomorrow.

Anyone want these size 40 (European, so 9ish US) zip up Camper boots? I’ve had them forever, but my calves are too fat for them to zip up all the way anymore😭 A little dusty, super-comfy. Preferably someone in KC (though, could send to a distance friend), and someone I actually know (here or irl)

Even though it is a major inconvenience and expense, it is going to feel so good to have a totally fresh fridge.

This is Edward. He was given 6 months to live after being found as a stray. His family was determined to give him the best few months possible, so they introduced him to the ice cream truck. That was 27 months ago. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: magnificent_foster_dogs)

If you come to KC you can hang out in the great green room at The Rabbit hOle!

Had a dream I was in a stone basement painted white. There were pieces of art and models of whales suspended from the ceiling by webs of white rope. I’ve dreamt of this basement before, but this time there were three whales instead of one and more art.

Seriously, though. God damn. I want to be an absolute menace in my 50s.

Why is Rachel Weisz so hot?

She plantar on my fasci til I itis.

And this!! A wonderful speech from THE fashion icon Jeremy Scott at my Alma mater. Anti-AI and glorious.✨

I am a motherfucking pebble. I know I’m sending out ripples. Had a chance encounter this afternoon that *might* bring some good — who knows! All I know for sure is that I am proud of my: willingness to talk with people, speak truth, make connections, and advocate for myself and others.

Everyone loves Cheetos.

If your fridge is going to crap out, I guess it is good to deal with it on Memorial Day weekend when shit is on sale, right? Right??

Deciding to pursue art school instead of science, getting married at 23, four deaths in four years of some of the most important people in my life, opening a coffee shop, getting divorced, and breaking my ankle among some other things. Some were choices, some weren’t, all deeply impactful.

I just want the real Dr. Robby to bobble his head between my thighs.

It’s Gemini season, be careful.

It is a delicious cloudy and 56 outside.

Quote with a fictional band that isn’t Spinal Tap

I know it is an ad, but… I think it is cool and would love to see. I’m also a fireworks lover. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Okay, enough. I’m smart and funny and creative and have an ass that won’t stop.

Also, I cry a lot more when I don’t smoke.🤷🏻‍♀️ I have a lot of feelings and always have. Used to get made fun of for that. Very cool to feel everything. I’m struggling, folks. Everyone is, I know.

I’m so mad that I have more energy to do things when I’m not smoking weed every day.

Order DoorDash or don’t, cook food or don’t, pick up food yourself or don’t, talk ad nauseam about it or don’t, shut up about it or don’t!!

The thing about the gynecologist’s office is that it is always filled with women who like to fuck.

"Some of those who work forces are the same who burn crosses."

I hope the motherfucker in a white truck that cut me off and nearly caused an accident has a miserable life.🤗

Considering getting an Indianapolis Clowns t-shirt for the upcoming game.

I’m coming to understand that maintaining hope is radical.

Am I depressed? Is it hrt? Is it having stopped smoking weed? Is it the state of the world? Is it readjusting to four instead of three in the house? Is it work? Is it all of the above?

This brown butter frosting is insaneeeeeeee.

A man thanked me for being so kind and helpful through Google Translate, and that makes me feel so good, because I never want someone to feel bad or uncared for due to not having English be their first language. Made my day, tbh.

I shouldn’t be allowed to talk to people today due to my absolute shit mood. Good thing I work a job where I have to talk to people all day! Going to try to turn the ship around for clearer waters.

18yo is now 19yo.💗

It’s me.

People should kiss more. Less hissing, more kissing.

I’m reminded of the first time I met my ex-husband’s grandmother, a born and raised New Yorker. She pleasantly asked me if I was raised with books when finding out I grew up in Kansas. Ma’am, my father had a PhD in physics and both parents had college degrees. I lived and breathed books.

Honestly sick of everyone’s opinions on virtually everything.

Can’t microwave my lunch due to a coworker that set an aggressive amount of time to reheat his fish dish.

I love when you alleviate one pain in your body and a whole new one pops up in a different part.

I had to send my email to the governor to the head of HR to pass along, as there is no direct way to email her office. I got a response last night and it has only confirmed that I am good to continue being a pain in the ass to the state in bringing up issues and that, if fact, I should do it more.

16yo requested “So Long, Marianne” by Leonard Cohen for the ride to school. The kids are alright.

No one makes me laugh like my sister does.