if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

@rotopat.bsky.social my wife left me after she saw Jamo’s box score

Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit in Iowa is diabolical

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Hideki Matsui here pictured with the founder of ANTIFA’s girlfriend

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

@dennycarter.bsky.social watching Hampton and Jeanty today

this plays on loop in my head at all times

Toms entire life and career have been built on pushing right wing bullshit

@trillbrodude.bsky.social when I need to scratch the itch I’ll take some music slop

@bencollins.bsky.social better watch out. The Dems are stealing your bits now

The average American has 3 friends

[FDR, December 7th, 1941, off-mic]

Ja Morant deciding what celebration to do

While eating a $6 banana “boy I’m sure glad they kicked those 6 trans women out of college sports”

25 years ago tonight, Richie Aprile sat down to enjoy a home cooked meal with his fiancée, Janice Soprano. It did not end well.

John Brown circa December 1858:

Everybody talks about Die Hard but real ones know that Cobra is the real Christmas movie.

Staring at my 401k log in screen like it’s the Ark of the Covenant.

Have you heard of GG Allin?

The next Pope is probably gonna be Indian or Chinese. It's simple math, T.

@corybooker.com can you please explain why you voted to confirm Scott Bessent for Treasury? Are you corrupt or just stupid?

disrespectful that people are spreading this image around of the president looking at his own penis while urinating

Michigan’s karmic punishment for cheating is an Ohio State/Notre Dame national championship game

Just realized Penn State + Notre Dame = Vape Pope

@dennycarter.bsky.social I may lose my family if Tim Boyle doesn’t come in this game