Every single time a story like this is reported, we must assume that there are many many more that do not.

let's get this lady a billion dollars

Trump posted a video depicting the first Black president and his wife as apes and his excuse for this is that it's a riff on The Lion King, a movie that does not feature any apes. Somehow this was a one-day story and we've already moved on.

On my flight today, a chatty lady said, “I can’t go to New York with all that’s going on over there.” And I said, “What? Free child care?” And she stopped talking to me.

Me after hearing Joan of Arc’s “the Gap”

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

There is literally no better example of textbook fascistic thinking than "Who cares about human rights when the rich are doing so very well"

THEY ARE BUYING UP WAREHOUSES TO HOLD HUMAN BEINGS IN DETENTION INDEFINITELY. I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.

“Who is buying ‘Melania’ tickets?”

The US extracted the wealth from Puerto Rico through sugar/tobacco plantations for decades while paying farm laborers almost nothing. The Jones act has taxed Puerto Ricans to prop up a US shipping cartel for a century. The only parasites are the wealthy Americans extracting wealth from the island.

I regret to inform you that Erik Prince appears to have been captured by Congolese militants almost exactly two years after going on a podcast and voicing his support for re-colonizing Africa

If we see the Patriots and Erik prince go down in under 24 hours I am going to start to feel some real optimism

The good news is that they can’t do it to find a dog. At least yet. The commercial suggests that the tech is a lot more accurate than it actually is. But the only way to prevent them for perfecting the code is not using it.

That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”

You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.

The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.

That’s that.

Hahahahha Collinsworth

Adrien Brody won one last year and he's doing ads for one of those scummy tax prep companies!

When the guitar solo on Steely Dan’s “Peg” hits.

it's so funny that he wedged in a complaint about the new kickoff rule at the end there lmao

I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state. Tell them it will find your dog.

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show. (Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

Hmmmm I wonder what Ring is testing that analytic for.

Really hard to compete with this.

Bingo.

lol

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

Hahaha now they show Carrie underwood yelping and what a perfect contrast. The polar opposite of the authenticity of the halftime show.

I’m not the audience for this music but my lord is this just a beautiful celebration - so foreign to see people who just know how to have fun

How awesome would it be if he brought them out to play “the Cutter”

Hey wait a second this isn’t Echo & The Bunnymen what the fuck

Your uncle with a Jessica Rabbit truck decal decrying this Bad Bunny performance

Second half: I'm embracing entropy. I'm cheering for horror. I don't care anymore. Final score 9-0. 61 total yards of offense. Relentless exchange of punts from the 20-yard line. Every ad a Dunkin' Donuts commercial that's the worst thing you've ever seen in your life

My favorite Phil Collin’s song. Sung by toilets. Awesome.

Mike Tirico chickenshit

Hahaha OK that's pretty good.

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If there's ever been a time to NOT be incrementalist, this is it. The most political capital you're gonna have is right now. And we got Gestapo death squads in MSP and TB spreading through concentration camps in Texas. If you can't find a win there, get out of politics. The Epstein Class, baby

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

When Terry Boers died I wrote a little thing about how I had a VHS tape of me holding a “Larry Horse Thinks Jack McKeon is Too Sleepy” sign that was prominently displayed in the Fox postgame show after game 7 of the nlcs. Well today I took that vhs to my parents and documented it.