kfc in my small town has started halving their chicken breasts and selling it as a 2-piece. Multiple people have brought this up to me in the past week. It is quite literally the talk of the town. Someone called into the radio station about it and said it should be burned down with the owner inside

An entire room full of em and every single one of them independently came to the exact same conclusion; this story is about me There’s only like 3 angles total of the president getting rushed out (and falling over like 4 times lol) in a room of “reporters” how do these idiots have jobs.

the problem is that MAGA was already using this rhetoric when they saw someone use "latinx"

It's very funny to right wing media try to run the Charlie Kirk playbook on the WHCD. It didn't work vis a vis Charlie Kirk, a guy who was actually murdered and who most normies hadn't heard of before. It won't work on a widely reviled president who didn't even get close to being in danger.

Well done sir, they're calling it your best interview yet

That’s not a good penalty

Montreal putting in some incredible Shifts

Habs Lightning is just on another level what a series

That hit made me feel sick to my stomach yikes.

I’m sorry who is this blue YOUPPI! dude - did they replace him or did he get plastic surgery

That wasn’t YOUPPI!

Seriously how do they not show YOUPPI!

Why the fuck don’t they show YOUPPI! On these broadcasts you know he’s going crazy at the forum

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

the boston bruins have stumbled into the classic trap: a playoff series not against the toronto maple leafs

We witness interference, a cross check and they call too many men. Hahah

Claude, unban the account I want to see if bro was cooking

creepy

The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.

Every CSPAN caller is calling it fake lol.

Say the line, @mtsw.bsky.social!

- KH

The meme version of Trump is so much more real to these guys than the actual person

It’s a pretty cynical move. You tell the press you’re showing up just to see who absolutely has zero integrity whatsoever. Then you know a scenario like this will absolutely fill their darkest fantasies.

Ohhhh fuck offffff

An absolutely legendary ratio is developing before our eyes

Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years

they do not live in reality

Did somebody say “shots”? -Kash Patel

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event: There will be some shots fired tonight

They can’t expect us to believe this right? As I said to @timmidyett.bsky.social this feels like a “heat check”

Secret service agent speaking into his hand: "you won't believe this but a guy is trying to go through security without a tuxedo"

these people are worthless

kash patel at the golden knights game with his girlfriend just completely oblivious to his phone blowing up

This is why nobody cares - the best thing that could ever happen is a Mars Attacks situation

I suspect there are more people seriously weighing whether or not they think this was a false flag than people actually shaken.

Can’t wait for like, 500 articles that are like “as I dived under a table to hide from the shooter I realized I had to be even more sycophantic to the White House”

So just to recap, in the last minute CSPAN says it was a false alarm, CNN says the shooter was killed in the lobby, and the pool report says he's in custody, do I have that right?

What does it say that someone just tried to kill the president and my feed is just people talkin like everything is normal.

Today is the day Mike Vrabel became husband.

He’s not fucking Rasputin, wax the floors in his office and don’t tell him, let’s be done with this bullshit already!

The oilers only future hope is hiring known culture adjuster Jeff blashill

When you die God shows you all the funniest posts you ever made and then that's it just nothingness after that

75yo neocon columnist: This YouTuber Says Capitalism Is Not “On Fleek”, But Is He Mogging Democrats’ Midterm Chances? 38 year old fellow at the Institute for Ethical Euthenasia of the Homeless: this is the most important thing youll read this year. if youre not scared youre not paying attention

lol

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

Mike Vrabel being stopped from submitting a draft card with his wife's name on it